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    Richard is having a bit of a mid-life crisis. Divorced, realizing things are passing him by. On top of that he has to take care of the security of a space station. How can a clown help?

    Again I don't know why I write these stories. They are weird.

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    This is a new sensation! Such stimulation!

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    Shouta has to learn how to be a clown to complete an infiltration mission.

    And, well, it turns out that Hizashi has a clown kink.

    [Dick around is another way to say clowning around, I enjoyed the pun and it's almost 5 am, I deserve this]

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    There are places you should not go.
    There are people you should not know.
    But if your lust should lie within,
    Welcome to the Circus of Sin.

    The ringmaster is raving mad.
    A favorite lost, a new one had.
    The road ahead is certain hell.
    But in the end, all will be well.

    Lark Amadeus knew better than to approach the tents. Mama always said nothing good could come from mingling with riff-raff. But the call to adventure was much too strong for the dreamy-eyed farm boy. He’d been isolated from the town at the behest of his family for 24 years and he yearned for something new.

    There were fantastical shadows behind the billowing black folds of fabric— alluring and sensual. The ringmaster and proprietor, Edinir Strange, seemed so charming. So charismatic. His smile was like that of a theater mask. Lark wanted to know him.

    Perhaps that was his first mistake.

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    If you want to read something toxic, dark, sexy and strange, look no further. Just remember, to mind the tags.

    LGBTQA. MxM. Gay main pairing.

    Weekly Updates Every Sunday! :)

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    He could absolutely throw a fit right now, being walked down the aisle. It'd serve no purpose but to make Karkat feel better and let out what steam he could in kicking up a fuss and embarrassing the Ampora line. The drawback is that he wouldn't be punished by simply being locked in a room, no, because after this he'd officially belong to the young Prince and then things would really get shitty, and Karkat isn't really up to finding out just how much.

    Karkat feels it before it happens, the shattering of the high windows, some gut feeling he has making him turn his head for just a moment, seconds before the stained glass comes apart and rains down in shards over the crowd.

    or

    Karkat is plucked up into an arranged marriage, but The Messiahs have other plans in mind.

    Alternately Titled: The Ungrand Epic of Karkat Vantas

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    Clown man and ross one shot.

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    Judgement never plays favorites, and each of them have certainly earned their spot in Hell.
    Jimmy- and many others- end up in Hell and must find each other, along with a way out.

    (This is purely a vent work. Read tags and notes.)

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    In the small town of Westeros not much happens. Until the day that people started to go missing.

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    Yugi was trying to clean off when Atem came in wanting to spend some time with him.

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    After getting into a fight at school. You're lucky that charges aren't being pressed and the girl is requesting you be sent to a reform school. Honestly, you just want to focus on your studies and put all that nonsense behind you. It seems like the clowns at this school have different intentions after you take refuge in church one afternoon, first it's get you a new Moirail then they want to get involved with finding your Matesprit.
    Who knew clowns were match makers.
    Come join the ride as you navigate your last two years of high school. Along the way what secrets can we uncover, what riots can we stop. And most importantly work to your goal of proving to your Kismesis that Legally Blonde is a very good motive for wanting to be a lawyer.

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    This is a Y/N story

    You are a new servant for the King of Spades in his castle, your job is simple yet boring, you have always found curious that one '???' level in the elevator, one day Rouxls demands you to clean it and you finally see what is down there

    Y/N is gender neutral, I'm trying to make this as inclusive as possible so everyone will be able to read this story, please point out if I gender them out of mistake.

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    Jevil escapes from prison and goes to seek refuge with his ex who he hasn't seen in about 20 years. They have a few things to catch up on.

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    Wanted to know more about the Killer Clown Clan?

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    You and Leo are about to have some fun when you're rudely interrupted by not having enough condoms. You go shopping and keep making each other laugh and wreak havoc at rite aid.

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    He'd tried pulling. It didn’t work. And the glue just wouldn't crack, or melt, or let go of his damn hair no matter how angry he got. The scissors had really been his last resort, and he'd tried to be careful.

    Felix forces his gaze back up. His stomach turns.

    ————

    Felix gets roped into performing as a clown for a birthday party. Not all of him comes out unscathed.

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    Welcome to this hell-ish chaotic interdimensional madness

    "But why?"

    Why not¿ :•) [ honk ]

    So, uh, yeah, payasitos being besties, that's the summary

    Edit: Oh yeah, and occasional phrases in spanish /giggles in venezuelan/

    Payaso = Clown

    Payasito = Clown....y? Clowny? Wait no, I think that means another thing

    Uhhh it's like saying dog-doggy

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    Dimitri knew that Felix had feelings for him. But he didn't want to talk about it? Fine. But ... he wanted to keep having sex with Dimitri? Less fine. But ... he was having horrifying magical side effects and he still didn't want to talk about it? Definitely not fine.

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    Felix gets hanahaki but it's turning him into a clown instead of him coughing up flowers. That's it that's the fic. Written (late) for Clownlix Weekend.

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    Hot Clown shoots him a dubious look. They’re still silent, but Sylvain sees the message in their eyes: You’re really hitting on the hired talent at your childhood friend’s daughter’s birthday party?

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    Now that Leonie has revealed her deepest desires, Felix indulges her, and the two truly embrace their lives as clowns.

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    That creepy foreign circus made of uncanny smiles
    Full of clowns who had no names, trapped in blissful denial
    But when one unlucky servant learns what they should not know
    They are cast out, yet still they try to find their way back home

    A poem about a clown in the Circus of the Other who learned their old identity and fled their home, trying to find a way to forget.

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