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    A photo series depicting David’s thoughts during Meet the Parents.

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    When the door opened, it was not the short, brown-haired bob and dark eyes of his mother that Patrick was greeted with. He had to crane his neck to look up a little higher, taking in the black sweater with two Dobermans printed like guard dogs on a broad chest that led into a very masculine face. The man who opened the door to Marcy and Clint Brewer’s home looked beyond unimpressed as he took Patrick in, from his boots and duffle up to the navy toque, landing on his face. With an impressive eyebrow and crooked, very mocking smile on his lips, he made Patrick remember exactly who would ever wield their eyebrows threateningly in the face of lunacy.

     

     

    “David?”

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    Patrick comes back home to Schitt's Creek after having launched a successful music career years before after his dad has an accident. He's shocked to see his old friend David is also in town, but it's not all fond memories.

    Between the changes in their hometown to the reminders that their friendship imploded years before, there's a sense of tense truce that circles around the pair as they figure out how to survive the holidays in the same town for the first time in 21 years.

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    Ohmygod. A voice that sounds a lot like his husband’s echoes in Patrick’s brain. His parents heard them. Heard them having sex. Heard them having sex so rambunctious that they broke the goddam bed.

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    Patrick says that he can’t come home for the holidays because he’s busy with the store. So Marcy and Clint take it upon themselves to make a surprise visit to Schitt’s Creek. Except Patrick’s reason for staying was a lie and now he has about a week to figure out how to come out to them on his own terms before they leave.

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    “Oh, no, sweet boy, I meant you sound very sick,” Marcy corrects gently. “Here, let’s all get inside and I’ll make some tea.” She turns and hurries back into the house, heading straight for the kitchen.

    Clint, Patrick, and David follow Marcy into the kitchen. Clint goes to retrieve some mugs while Patrick leads David over to the table, pulling out a chair and helping him sit down. 

    “Can I get you anything else, baby?” Patrick asks, pressing a kiss to the top of his husband’s hair. 

    David shakes his head and gives Patrick a weak smile.

    “He’s in good hands, son,” Clint smiles, setting four mugs down on the counter beside the stove for Marcy to put the tea in. “You know better than to underestimate your mother’s ability to care for someone when they’re sick,” he teases, ruffling Patrick’s hair. “I’ll help you get your bags.” He walks out of the kitchen in the direction of the front door.

    “Yeah, yeah, I know. Let Marcy Brewer work her magic,” Patrick smiles.

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    The thing is, Christmas was nine days ago.
    Christmas was nine days ago, and New Year’s was two days ago, and the holiday season is truly and well over, and Patrick still hasn’t taken down his decorations.
    Which, beyond any shadow of a doubt, is incorrect, thankyouverymuch.

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    David and Patrick, and "Lover" by Taylor Swift

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    “So.”

    “So,” David echoes, not looking up from the paper, thoroughly engrossed in an article titled What Kenzo Left Behind. Patrick knows enough now to recognize “Kenzo” as the name of a fashion designer; five years practice removing designer clothing is finally rubbing off on him.

    “So I ordered 40,000 bees yesterday.”

    David’s entire upper body straightens at once, mouth set in a firm line echoing the sudden stiffness of his spine, brow impossibly flat. Admittedly, Patrick broke the news in this manner precisely to experience this full and honest reaction.

    “What.”

    “Honeybees. I ordered two packages.”

    David blinks.

    “What.”

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    "David." Clint stops him before he turns to go, lifting a hand and stepping tentatively towards him. He stops short of touching his arm, like he's afraid he might spook him.

    Set during MTP. After the conversation in the motel room, Clint asks David to stay and talk another few minutes, and they have a heart-to-heart.

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    Patrick and David get into a petty argument and Clint consoles David in a very Brewer-like fashion.

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    Adelina enrolls David in the Big Brothers Big Sisters Program at the age of 12 to fill the void in David's life that his father has left by jetting off from one city to the next to run his video chain empire. David is matched with a man named Clint.

    Years later, David is an English professor at NYU. One evening, in the library, he meets a self-assured business student who changes the course of his life.

    This story covers formative points in David's life from 1995 to 2012 where David comes to understand the meaning of 'home' thanks to the two Brewer men. Only thing is, David doesn't know the two most important people in his life are related, much less father and son.

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    A basic stitch, knit two together (k2tog) is exactly what it sounds like: taking two separate stitches and, with a single string, knitting them together.

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    Marcy was trying to pick her words carefully. “Mothers just… want to know things. I see you two together, and I’m so glad that you have this wonderful thing, but I don’t know how you got… here.”

    “We know you got into business together, you told us all about the store when we had breakfast after your birthday. And we love those updates, of course. But I think what your mother is saying… is she wants the scoop.” Clint turned to Marcy, his eyebrow quirked as he checked to see if his appraisal was correct.

    She nodded. “I do. I want all the details.” 

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    Shortly after Patrick's birthday party, he and David make a trip to visit Clint and Marcy... and everyone learns more about David and Patrick's love story.

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    It must be the fifth or sixth time the Brewers have met David. But the first time that they have seen him truly angry.

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    When David decides to propose to Patrick, he calls the Brewers for their blessing. Except... they seem a little surprised. And not necessarily in the way he was hoping.

    AU where the Brewers couldn't make it to Patrick's surprise party.

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    Clint is very fond of his son-in-law, but it's rare that he and David find themselves alone in each other's company. What will they talk about while Patrick and Marcy are out hiking? Turns out they do have some common ground.

     

    Despite the title this doesn't actually have anything to do with drag queens lol. Maybe one day.

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    It was great when Mr. and Mrs. Brewer offered to come stay with David and Patrick for a few days to help them move into the house, but now it's been a week and there's no sign of them leaving. David doesn't know how much more of this he can take.

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    A compilation of podfics published to the collection "Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest: Fall Into A Pod of Fluff."

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    “Hi Dad,” Patrick says, and they pull each other into a hug. “No trouble finding the place?”

    “Hey, Kiddo,” Clint replies, stepping back and putting his hands on his son’s shoulders. “No trouble at all. Your directions were perfect.” Cheek pinching aside, Marcy is right. Patrick does look good. Happy. Glowing, really. He looks relaxed and… settled. It’s a good look on him. And one that, not all that long ago, he and Marcy had given up all hope of ever seeing.

    [Podfic of "He’s Not Coming Home (Because He’s Already There)" written by DelilahMcMuffin]

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    David noticed her right away when he and Clint showed up at the nursery.

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    “Hi Dad,” Patrick says, and they pull each other into a hug. “No trouble finding the place?”

    “Hey, Kiddo,” Clint replies, stepping back and putting his hands on his son’s shoulders. “No trouble at all. Your directions were perfect.” Cheek pinching aside, Marcy is right. Patrick does look good. Happy. Glowing, really. He looks relaxed and… settled. It’s a good look on him. And one that, not all that long ago, he and Marcy had given up all hope of ever seeing.

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