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    According to all known laws of primogeniture, there is no way Claudius should have been able to become Queen.

    Unfortunately, the Danish constitution didn’t account for incestuous, murderous, damnèd lesbians.

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    The King of Denmark is dead (or as dead as he can be) and his brother Claudius has taken the throne, now it is up to Hamlet to take revenge on his father's murderer. A path that leads him through tragedy, trauma and Horatio's bedroom.

    or

    A Crack version of Shakespeares Hamlet with just a minimum of shakespearean english and heterosexuals. You have been warned.

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    Saw a meme that said "It's Over Romeo, I Have The High Ground!" and this was born.
    MARK HAMLET looks to avenge the death of his father, ROMEO HAMLET, who won't admit to who killed him. Meanwhile, CLAUDIUS KENOBI attempts to train MARK HAMLET, who just wants to go to Tosche Station.
    Horatio is the only one who isn't a crossover character, and he's well aware he's in a play (for once). As this updates, I'll update the character list.

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    2/?
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    Reading can suck. Especially if you don't want to read. Especially if you HAVE to read.

    Well, fear not! Sparknotes boring you? Well, add a little flavor with my comprehensive guides to those older-than-dinosaur books that make you break out in hives! Each chapter contains my own summary own each book, along with a little sprinkling of analysis for flavor.

    Updated weekly, and suggestions for books to cover are welcome and encouraged!

    Happy reading! (Or not)

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    Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

    But Horatio, he is pure. More of an antique Roman than a Dane, a light amongst the darkness, among the wretched and the wrong. One to draw a painful breath in this harsh world. Tell the story of the fall of the Prince of Denmark.

    Hamlet begs for him to not let it be the source of his own fall.

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    A story about two boys growing up and falling in love

    ++ON HIATUS FOR A SHORT WHILE++

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    5/?
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    What would happen if a mediocre writer threw a whole bunch of cursing into a Shakespeare play? This shit!

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    so you know like the garbage can i am i was like hmmmmmmm i should deadass rewrite the ENTIRE hamlet play
    so here i am w ur cast
    hamlet - an extremely edgy reddit incel who might be gay
    horatio - hamlets good g̶a̶y̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ pal. an intellectual
    claudius - mr i killed my brother to smash his wife
    ophelia - area woman dies

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    Claudius is determined to do something about Hamlet.

    An AU is which the solution spares a lot of bloodshed.

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    1/1
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    Good thing that Hamlet is dead so that he won’t worry about his own mortality anymore. Now the only things he worries about are his not yet dead uncle, a very cute human and the fact that somehow he is not as dead as he thought himself to be.

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    1/?
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    The drunk King Hamlet confronts Gertrude on her relationship with Claudius.

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    You are my hell. And you are my eternal sin...

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    2/?
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    After her mother's tragic death, Ophélie Howard finds herself completely alone...and at the mercy of the one who wants her late mother's inheritance. Things go so far that an attempted murder takes place against her.
    But, after having almost drowned, Ophélie not only unexpectedly survives...but she finds herself in another place during another time...and in another body.

    She's now Ophelia, the daughter of Polonius, chief counsellor of the Danish king at the court of Elsinore. Still with her memory untouched, dragged into a world made of palace intrigues, envies, murders, vengeful ghosts and madness, and being the centre of the unwanted attentions of brooding Prince Hamlet, Ophélie must find a way to go back to her former life...before she becomes the victim of the story Shakespeare wrote many years ago.

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    Hamlet. The sole daughter of the royal family, and heir apparent to the throne. Everyone knows her name-- but who was she, before Wittenberg, before the tragedy we all know so well?

     

    A semi-chronological and non-canonical depiction of the life of Hamlet, before everything went to shit. Characters are based around interpretations of the show in a recent production of Hamlet that I was a part of.

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    1/?
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    A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet set in America's suburbia. Claudius and Polonius are genderbent as Claudette and Pauline, two upper middle class soccer moms. It's Hamlet, but with soccer mom shenanigans thrown in the mix of Shakespeare's quintessential tragedy.

    *This is based off a Tumblr post that is credited in the prologue of the story! This is a satire!*

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    A/U Gertrude, Claudius and their daughter enjoy the afternoon sun, until, Hamlet shows up.

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    Tiny ficlets written for various iterations of the Three Sentence Ficathon, hosted by rthstewart and caramelsilver. 1) Regan and Goneril loved their sister, once. 2) Lady Macbeth has no children. 3) Gertrude finds her land a king. 4) Iago meets the Scottish queen in Rome.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    14
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    2
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    Hamlet and Claudius were similar in many ways. They were both highly ambitious men, both cared deeply for their reputation, and both found their ways into Gertrude’s bed.

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    Everything must be in accordance with the traditions of Denmark and with the dignity the crown commands. There must be nothing unseemly about it. 

    It’s unseemly how much she’s smiling.

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    The hours Gertrude spends after her husband's funeral are not spent alone.

    Series
    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    20
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    5
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