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    “Got a speeder over on South Daphnel, right before the construction zone. Again. You there, Sylvain?” he said, releasing the input to wait for his response. There was a beep, and Dimitri could hear the beat of some hyped-up song playing in the background before he got the expected “a-yup” from his partner.

    “On my way over,” Sylvain continued. “Model and plate?” he asked, for the record. Dimitri glanced out his windshield again.

    “Looks like a Corvette. Bright red. Plates are…”

    He gave a long pause, and then snorted into the receiver.

    “H-0-T B-0-1-1…”

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    A potion spill gives Claude cat ears and a tail, among other things. They wouldn't be so bad if he didn't insist on keeping them a secret from everyone in Garreg Mach, but with Byleth's help, maybe he can get through this mess in one piece. And even enjoy some of these changes...?

    Nah, they still have to go. Sometime. As soon as he gets his fill of pettings, catnaps, and (supervised) playtime.

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    Claude attracts a very specific kind of crowd.

    Claude wouldn't call himself an animal lover. He likes animals, sure. Only a monster could look at a kitten or puppy and not feel something. He's human, just like everyone else. Animals, on the other hand, seem to unanimously love him. They sense his carefully hidden soft heart, he's sure of it. It's the only explanation. They capitalize on his weakness and extort him for all he's worth. He folds like a house of cards every time a kitten so much as looks at him. Behind closed doors, he doesn't mind too much. Maybe he even goes so far as to enjoy the companionship. But he's aware no one will take him seriously if his little weakness comes to light. It's his greatest (mundane) secret.

    Unfortunately, he doesn't have enough blackmail material to silence the entirety of the Golden Deer when they find out.

    Aka Disney Princess!Claude

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    For when you want good things and good things only! Mostly Claude/Byleth, with some other ships and gen fluff.

    Latest chapter: Holiday Traditions (Claude/F!Byleth, 6024 words)
    Claude, Byleth, and their children embark on a dangerous trip known as the Demon's Pilgrimage. Along the way, Claude tells a story behind this journey, and the family encounters more than a few surprises.

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    “I’m Claude von Riegan, heir to House Riegan, future Sovereign Duke of the Leicester Alliance.” She blinks a few times before taking his hand in hers and gripping it tightly.

    “Professor Byleth Eisner.” It’s surely not the first time that he’s heard her name, he thinks, but there’s something about the way her lips form the letters, her tongue sliding over the second syllable that gives him pause. If he wasn’t enraptured, he is now. Byleth, his mind repeats and it’s as if a piece of her never-ending puzzle slots into place. “It’s nice to meet you.”

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    OR: a sequel to "Watch the sun, watch it rising (in your eyes)" in which Byleth chooses the Black Eagles, and she and Claude have to make their way back to each other.

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    It is the Great Tree Moon, the eight-year anniversary of Ignatz and Marianne's first meeting, and the couple are getting married at the idyllic Edmund estate.

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    The Lion Maneuver was a formidable, last-ditch effort type scenario.

    Edelgard learned it from Hilda, who learned it from Annette, who learned it from Ingrid.

    Sylvain would fake-cry, Felix would puff up with fury, Claude would make the *other* guy cry, and nobody ever even finished the conversation with Hubert.

    But no one ever provoked it twice, and that was exactly how the good guys preferred it.

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    100 ways to say I love you, featuring Byleth and Claude.

    Updating frequently.

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    For the Felannie server prompt: Instruction

    Ingrid teaches Dimitri how to fly a Pegasus, chaos ensues.

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    Edelgard attempts to silence her husband's insinuations about her feelings towards Hubert. And, honestly, just to silence him in general. Hubert accidentally walks in.

    Or: Claude, bored, sees Edelgard and Hubert's mutual pining and decides to do *something* about it.

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    DIRECT SEQUEL: Garreg Mach Boarding School for the Troubled Youth

    Five years since Dimitri's accident, which stole away most of his memories, the man, now the CEO of his family's company, now has to survive in a world of talented liars, professional thieves, and million-dollar murderers.

    While most of his friends are gone, dealing with their own lives, Dimitri is attempting to hold onto his own piece of sanctuary. Unfortunately, with a dangerous underworld king attempting to court him from a throne of blood money, and a charming, enigmatic figure from his mysterious past, Dimitri may have to hold on for dear life or he might find himself in a gilded cage.

    For clipped and songless birds.

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    “You know you really are such a nuisance. I try to work on something to help our cause and you decide to repay me with your bothersome attitude, and your stupid smarmy comments! Why bother with a war? You could just annoy those who slither in the dark to death.”

    “Oh yeah? And what exactly are you gonna do about it, Lys?”

    Claude finds ways to bother Lysithea, and Lysithea decides she's rather tired of it

    For the FE3H Quickie Bang Event with featured art by peachsorbets

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    "You are with child."

    Claude stared blankly at the healer seated across from him. He suspected as much, but his mind still refused to accept reality, even when spoken out loud.

    "I'm… sorry?" Claude repeated in a meek voice.

    "You're pregnant." The healer affirmed. "By my estimates, you are six weeks along."

    A night of passion before the fall of Garreg Mach leaves Claude with a big surprise. The next few months and years of his life will be fraught with hardship, but luckily, he has a lot of friends and family to rely on. More than he expected, actually.
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    Claude decides to play the game of What Can I Get Written Off As A Business Expense?

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    Ever wanted to go up against Shadow from Sk8 the Infinity or be a parent with Midorima Shintarou from Kuroko no Basket and experience family life? Well, with these stories, you can have that escape, at least for a moment and so much more my friend. So why not try a story? I'm sure there's something for everyone.

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    As a child, Claude is kidnapped by Those Who Slither In The Dark. He doesn’t take it sitting down, and neither do the other children.

    The Agarthans don’t know what they’re up against.

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    Claude von Riegan has a brother. His name is also Claude von Riegan. He also has a brother named Claude von Riegan. Their grandfather only came up with one fake-Fodlan-name, so they all have to share. All seven of them. Shame on Grandpa Oswald for not being creative enough to come up with more than one name. Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, and Claude all attend Garreg Mach as one singular legal Claude. Their single dorm room does not have enough space to make a proper Claude-habitat, as the seven Claudes crammed into it quickly learn.

    As the Claudes[Plural] acclimate to their new life as Claude[singular], they run into an issue. Many issues! Such as having a variety of different crests that can't be found out. But the most important issue, as many teenagers can confirm, involves falling in love. (Claude disagrees with the other Claudes and thinks they are all foolish for being distracted, but Claude is outnumbered by Claude). The real issue comes with the fact that the Claudes have fallen head-over-heels for different people. Not that it matters! They have *things* and *stuff* to do! No time for romance! (but also on the side, maybe a little bit of romance? They just have to be sneaky about it...)

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    Byleth is tired and wants to go clubbing with Claude

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    "Lysithea."

    "What is it, Claude."

    "It's a secret, but..."

    "?"

    "My soul is actually stored in this braid."

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    Sylvain and Byleth’s first kiss had not gone how either of them wanted it to.

    When Sylvain starts avoiding her, Claude hatches a plan, and the results more than make up for his behavior.

    AKA this is shameless jealous smut that’s been in my head for weeks.

    I have no other excuses.

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