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    “I knew I could count on you,” Batman says. “We’ll celebrate when I’m back.”

    That’s a bold-faced lie if Damian has ever heard one. “If you wish. Have a good trip, Father.”

    An annoyingly Dick-sounding voice prods him to tack on an “I love you” but Batman cuts the call before he can decide.

    Damian closes the tab and sits back in the chair with a huff and crossed arms.

    "I cannot believe Timothy's overbearing friends and his liaison wished me a happy birthday before Father did," He grumbles, but it's without heat. For whatever reason, his father not remembering doesn’t phase him in the slightest. It’s only to be expected, really. Damian has never been a priority to him, and it doesn’t bother him as much as it used to.

    "Oi, brat! Hurry up, we're leaving in an hour! Do you want to go shooting with me or not?!"

    "I'm coming!" Damian yells, twisting around in his seat. Jason had moved back a very important meeting so he could take Damian shooting, so he won't snap and risk him rescinding the offer.

    Damian doesn't need to be Father's first priority. In his siblings’ lives, he’s the youngest. That means he will always take priority.

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    Kara's married, and her wife moves to National City.

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    A different way things could’ve gone down after Billy's identity being revealed.

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    Tim blinks.

    Batman has a buddy with a chainsaw??

    (A short drabble expanding on Chapter 4 of 5 Times Tim Spends the Night at Wayne Manor + 1 Time He Comes Home)

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    Alex's therapist is making her "open up more about her personal life". Alex has no personal life besides her sister, who works as a professor at National City University, and she just doesn't like people knowing anything about Kara; but that's just because of the alien stuff not because of like, love, or anything.

    Or

    The entire DEO draws conspiracy theory-like conclusions based off the one question Lucy gets to ask Alex each week, while J'onn watches everything unfold, Alex is mostly annoyed by it, and everyone is unaware that most of them know Kara.

    If you want to know more about this AU here's a fun cool link to my fun cool tumblr: https://about-professor-dez.tumblr.com/

    if that doesn't whistle your work, there's a quick, bare-bones, rundown in the beginning note of the first chapter.

    No Beta, I will die like an illiterate fool.

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    Bruce knows he's failed as a father.

    Dick.
    Jason.
    Tim.

    His mistakes are some of the deepest, darkest scars that have been carved into his children's hearts. He knows he shouldn't try again.

    But Superman is dead and Conner? Conner is his.

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    Clark Kent may be Superman, one of Earth's Greatest Heroes, but even he has fears. And one of those fears just walked into the Watchtower: the Batfamily. A group of dark, murderous vigilantes, those looking too deeply into their business tend to disappear.

    Fortunately, Batman didn't want to join the Justice League. Just imagining it gives Clark nightmares.

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    Shazam didn’t understand how taxes worked. He always seemed kind of lost when they talked politics. Wally often had the sense that he was nodding along with things he didn’t really understand. He knew what vaping was. Inexplicably he knew what TikTok was. Weird guy.

    The Justice League try to adjust to their newest member. They know he's hiding something from them, but in their line of work everyone has secrets. Shazam's no different. Is he?

    Or, the Justice League accidentally inducts a child and then deals with the fall-out.

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    Kara’s spent her entire life doing what other people expected of her – her entire being evolved around pleasing others: Her father, her mother, her brother… Everything in her life was about what others wanted from her.

    In simple terms, Kara is tired.

    What would happen if she did one thing for herself? One thing that involved kryptonite green eyes, raven black hair, and pale, pale skin?

    Kara El, once a proud and pristine bethgr, is banished from Krypton on the eve of its destruction. She finds herself on Earth with a broken family that wants her, a brother who she can barely even look in the eyes, and a growing fascination with a young CEO that had grabbed at the strings of her heart before she could even realize what happened.

    Can she find her way through her duplicitous life, or will she be lost within the demons of her past and the looming threats that appear on the horizon?

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    Edward Elric makes a deal with the Truth. Truth isn't an asshole for once.

    The team ends up getting a new member. Batman is miffed. The new kid makes it clear as to why. Wally gets to teach him how to use a smartphone.

    Edward Elric gets a New family.

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    This will kind of be my own spin on the different shows.
    But I want to make this my story, how I want it to be and how I thought the episodes should have gone. The episodes will be different. I hope I do this series justice. This is my first time on here as a writer but I love reading other stories. Sorry if I don't have your favorite ships or pairings but these are my ships and stories. Please feel free to comment but please don't be rude to one another. We are entitled to our own thoughts and opinions. Thanks for reading if you did. Also if anyone has any Supergirl prompts they would like done I might try them. But I should warn you now that I love Eve, Lucy, Cat and Astra and thought their characters were done dirty, so was Sam so in any stories I write Astra will be alive and Non will not. Eve will be the nice Eve that was there at the beginning and Sam will not leave the show like Season 3. Lucy will still be apart of the DEO. Cat doesn't leave National City.

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    What if Mxyzptlk hears about Mon-El's departure and decided to make Kara a short visit? How this visit will affect the team and especially Kara?

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    Genius Kara AU.
    Not exactly canon compliant as Lena shows up earlier before Kara comes out as Supergirl and they meet a different way.

    Plus Kara hates her job after the years she's worked there, even if I love Cat. She will still have cameos and be very supportive in her own way.

    Kara comes out as a hero in an alternative way, and doesn't follow in Clark's footsteps.
    Alex will be the best big sister ever.

    Not James or Clark friendly at all. I always hated how James was there to keep an eye on Kara and how Clark abandoned Kara.

    Kara will get her happy ending that she deserves.

    Give it a chance pls :)

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    Kara Danvers or Kara Matthews made a mistake back when she was younger and made many similar mistakes after that. What happens when those mistakes come back to haunt her?

    I'm bad at summaries, so please just read.

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    Diana takes Astra, Kara and Alex to Watchtower and Clark is throwing another tantrum.

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    Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne, where does he know that name from? Then it clicks, it always takes a while.

    Bruce Wayne, Gotham’s prince, and its sweetheart, the playboy billionaire is sitting in his living room, dressed as a bat. It’s enough to make him temporarily freeze up.

    “I never would have thought…” Hal trails off but apparently, Bruce and Clark are having some sort of... battle of testosterone and this is a weird thought- but did Clark even have testosterone as an alien? Hal really wants to know but he stops himself from asking because he doesn’t want to ruin their moment.

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    The last Installment of the Once and Future Alien series. Supergirl killed Morgan Edge on tv and the world is left to grapple with what that means. And poking at Superhero legality leads straight to the dirty laundry of world governments across the world. Its a bad day to be anyone in any position of power. Through all the chaos lines are being drawn and long needed arguments had. It would be helpful if Lena wasn't dealing with a slight identity crisis now that she has her memories from a different life in her head. Also Gwen would like everyone to know she is a workers rights lawyer not whatever it is they think her law degree is. Arthur, Merlin, Alex and the rest of the DEO no longer remember what sleep feels like. Someone has finally forced Kara to see a therapist though, so there may be hope.

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    National City is a tough place. With countless disasters, cut-throat high-tech businesses on every street corner and rent prices raised high into the stratosphere. Every day sees another few poor sods run out of the city exhausted, depressed or just plain scared.

    It’s hardly a surprise then that National City’s flotsam often takes a hop-skip and a jump over the bay to the Star city docks. Where the bars are warm under the rainy sky, booze is cheap, and no questions are asked.

    A friend, lied to and betrayed by everyone that mattered to her, looking for a fresh start.

    A detective, burned one too many times but still trying to make the world a better place.

    A sister, who’s lost every last piece of stability she had, desperately trying to keep it together.

    Three women, pulled under the riptide.

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    "And so Kara Zorel is left feeling small and unwelcome in a large and unfamiliar place (but what else is new, really?)"

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    Boarding School AU where Clark actually tries to raise Kara, decides that he can't, and ships a small and shy Kara off to Norway instead.

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    After failing to swallow kryptonite in an attempt to beat his terminal illness to the punchline, Conner is confronted by the least super of his two genetic donors as he wanders the desert states solo. Meanwhile, Lex is suffering from both a relapse of kryptonite cancer and the delusion that he's Conner's father-- a condition that leads him to insist that he take over Conner's end of life care while he attempts to cure him himself.

    It's not exactly like Conner had better plans. Now they can both be dying assholes... together.

    Yay.

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