3 Works in Cigarette Smoking Man Bashing

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    The first time Bucky lays eyes on Steve, it’s his friend Peggy who introduces them. Bucky’s doing his usual, rebellious teenager thing: smoking a cigarette behind the school, skipping his third period because who fucking cares about human geography?

    “Hello, Margaret,” he greets her, barely glancing in the direction of the kid following close behind. He takes a long drag and feels the nicotine buzzing in his system. Heaven.

    “Call me that again and I might have to knock you out,” she replies only with a hint of venom. She stands next to him and plucks the cigarette out of his fingers, smirking when he shoots her a murderous look. She clicks her tongue before putting the thing to her lips. “It’s really too bad, James…. You’ve been out here by yourself and you didn’t even invite me for a cig? What number is this one?”

    Peggy knows him all too well, Bucky can’t just have one in a sitting.

    Instead of acknowledging her question, he juts his chin out at the small figure hovering at an awkward distance, “Who’s the shrimp?”

    Or: Bucky smokes, Steve has asthma, and it's an issue.

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    Have you ever wondered what would happen if the X-Files and Diary of a Wimpy Kid universes crossed over? I'm sure not, but we've brought it to you anyway! Follow FBI Agent Fox Mulder and rockstar Rodrick Heffley on their misadventures through monster chasing, escaping crazy government people, jealous men, lots of alien talk, flirting, and angst. Everything you never asked for is right here; the question is, are you willing to read it?

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    They thought that as long as they had each other they would survive. But what happens when reality begins to blur and their worlds turn upside down?

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