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    Doom is a demon from Hell assigned to a mission. He has to kill the members of a band named Rammstein, who are living in the flat of a very powerful demon. Doom has only one rule to follow : he must not say his name, so he can't be exorcised.
    The mission seems easy, but our demon didn't expect to actually appreciate his victims, especially one, the bassist.

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    Ollie’s not going to say anything. What’s there to say, 'Flake’s wearing a dress'? He hates stating the obvious, especially for inane observations like that.

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    Six lunatic criminals Vs. a world full of flesh-eating monsters - if It was anyone else, you wouldn't like their odds. AU based on the band's characters in the Ich Will video. A bank job goes wrong before it even starts and the crew realise there's far bigger threats than getting caught. [Tags/pairings not final - updating them as the story progresses]

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    12/?
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    Till Lindemann barely escaped his last job alive. Now, he is tasked with leading a group of four new criminals.

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    Richard has a slip of the tongue that leads to an interesting evening

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    Shooting a music video in the heart of South Africa is not an easy task - especially when the accommodation arrangements don’t go as planned.

    Of course, the sufferers have to be the two guitarists who are refusing to admit the affection towards each other to the very last drop.

    (aka what happened behind the scenes of Ausländer)

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    Something happened. When Till calls me at noon, he’s already far away. I need you. He doesn’t say that when he’s still there.

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    “Run! Run Christoph! Run and don’t stop!” She shouted at him with all her might. Christoph looked at her frozen in his steps. “GO!” She screamed, her voice breaking. He turned to the forest and ran as fast as he could. He ran and ran. He didn’t even see where he was just running with all his might. He ran until he felt exhausted. Slowing down the pace, he felt his pulse in his ears thumping loud, his breath grew deep and frantic.

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    (Werewolf AU with cottagecore. They're about 19-20 years old or so and Flake is blond cause I love blonde Flake.)
    In a world where the wolf beasts are pushed into a forest, in the middle of the Germany, to live on their own away from humans.

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    3/?
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    3
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    11
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    157
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    On the eve of a particularly big job, Rammstein begrudgingly decides to enlist another "crime family" for help--Type O Negative, a particularly abrasive group of five from Brooklyn, NY. The job brings Type O to Germany, and the differences between the two groups begin to threaten not only the success of the job, but the sanity of the German gangsters. Will they eventually be able to settle their differences and succeed, or will petty rivalry prevail?

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    3/?
    Comments:
    12
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    225
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    Till is late for their rehearsal, but the reason for it is a different one than usual.

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    1/1
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    8
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    30
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    2
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    174
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    Rammstein is broken. After a terrible incident, Schneider is on his own and trying to cope with the loss of his friends. Meanwhile, the rest of the band is forced to move rapidly in a different direction as they attempt to hold their strained friendships and relationships together.

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    24/?
    Comments:
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    100
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Christoph's life has always been terrible and one day it's just too much for him. He decides to finish it all but what will happen on the bridge when an unexpected passerby chooses the same flyover as his way back home?

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    16/?
    Comments:
    43
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    134
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    7
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    1549
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    In the year 2020, humans and machines are in war. In Berlin, General Paul Landers leads the last remainings of humans, a group called The Faith Rising, who have survived during the “cleansing” by the machines. They think that pure humans are an inferior creatures that should first be enslaved and then wiped out of the world. Lorenz Corporations, the company that first invented the artificial intelligence that accidentally went out of control, launches a new destroyer model T1-LL20 that can go back time. It’s task is to eliminate young Paul before The Faith Rising would even be formed.

    When Paul’s best soldier and secret lover Richard Kruspe is fatally wounded in the war, they have choices to make: choices, that could change history, or ruin all the hope they still have.

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    2/?
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    15
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    21
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    Schneider finds himself in a place he's not quite recognize but tries to play along.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    63
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    Late summer night dance lesson.

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    1/1
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    2
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    14
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    113
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    Till's attempt to off himself is interrupted by a being who claims he isn't an angel, and makes a bet that he can help Till turn his life around.

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    1/?
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    13
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    15
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    1
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    114
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    Paul challenges Schneider to see who would be able to eat their dinner the fastest.
    The challenge? They can only use their instrument utensils!

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    1/1
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    14
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    В одну из лунных ночей в берлинскую квартиру к Шнайдеру постучали... Очнулся он вовсе не в Берлине, а там, где лес нашептывает свои секреты.

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    Русский
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    12,145
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    Schneider makes Paul see stars through one simple method: giving him multiple prostate orgasms. Easy.

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    English
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    7,318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    516
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    Schneider can't find Paul.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    104

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