12 Works in China Illinois

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    “Steve, did-did you redecorate in here? It looks so nice!” Frank chittered, giddy with excitement as he explored the rather roomy apartment.

    “Yeah, one of my ex girlfriends told me I had to make the place look more homey. I can’t quite remember who, though. Hey, don’t fuck anything up,” Steve snapped at Frank again, making the man shrink into himself like a dog tucking its tail between its legs.

    “Alright, I won’t bother you. I’ll just set up on the couch over here—“

    “No.”

    “Uhmm, pardon? What-What do you mean, no?” Frank’s tone had shifted. It seemed like he’d caught on to Steve’s plan.

    “I mean no. You’re sleeping in here,” Steve said as he sat on his bed, starting to undress. Frank walked into the room sheepishly, watching nervously as Steve removed his belt.

    “Euhmm..” Frank whimpered, his expression changing to almost a pout. “I don’t… nyyeehhh.. I don’t want to, Steve..” he writhed around in discomfort.

    “Yeah? And I don’t want you in my apartment. Guess we’re both disappointed.”

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    Aka: Frank needs a place to stay and Steve needs his dick wet. You do the math.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    112
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    pony gets stood up and is upset she dressed nicely for nothing. steve, the ever so helpful mentor he is, decides to make sure all her hard work doesn't go to waste.

    Language:
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    2,341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    190
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    A WPARG-inspired piece.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,302
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    470
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    I wrote this earlier this year when I noticed a severe lack of Frank smut in the non existent China, IL fandom. Here he is, on a "business meeting" with Polly, the inspector.

    Spoiler alert: they don't just get drunk and play with cats.

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    English
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    4,551
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    156
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    It's spring semester at UCI, and a foreign exchange student from South Korea named Hani meets and becomes enamored with Professor Steve Smith on her first day in his brother Frank's class. Meanwhile, Hani's new classmate LeAnn has her own crush on a cafeteria worker named Jacob. Pony and Steve's friendship is tested when Steve becomes just as enchanted by Hani.

    The Gang needs someone familiar with the Dean's server if they want to save the school from his Orwellian plot to track every student and faculty members' devices and phones. Their inside man just happens to be an arrogant senior named Brandon, who also has feelings for Hani. At Hani's big party, Brandon's careless computer hacking gets the Dean's fury brought down on all their heads!

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    English
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    66,227
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    144
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    Steve and Pony have a great friendship... relationship... thing going, but one day Steve says something that takes it too far.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    753
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    212
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    For Steve, waking up next to Pony Merks after a night out wasn't uncommon. They just usually had their clothes on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,379
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    239
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    “Pony? Tell me you didn’t drown.” Steve. So she wasn’t dead yet. There was something vaguely concerning about the lack of enthusiasm that came with the realization. The first attempt at speech she made ended up a wheezy groan, and she could hear Steve chuckling. If Pony were less dead to the world, she’d punch him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    464
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    A month of gore. Part two.

    The drawings these are based on are on tumblr blog callithamburgertime.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,208
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3,359
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    Five things that never happened to Pony Merks (and one thing that did).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,149
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    510
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    Pony tells Steve what happened to Johnny. Takes place after S3E8, "Life Coaches."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    804
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    350
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    He should have known better than to sleep with a T.A. Especially one who'd been so pissed off at him just a few days before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,077

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