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    Agape: In Scripture, the transcendent agape love is the highest form of love and is contrasted with eros, or erotic love, and philia, or brotherly love.

    Stede has been in a romantic relationship with Ed for six months, and he's happier than he's ever been in his whole life. Now everyone seems to be expecting the relationship to become sexual.

    But there's no way Ed would want that from Stede, right?

    A.k.a: what doesn't kill you makes you real weird in bed later in life

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    7/7
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    61
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    118
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    16
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    Crown Prince Stededador Montague Percival Bonne has been kidnapped and the King sets a reward for any mercenary to find him. So, when Ed and company take on the task, they learn very quickly that the Crown Prince doesn't want to go back, and will go to great lengths to escape his rescuers. Ed comes to sympathize with the Prince's plight--a father who hates him, terrifying political enemies, and his own growing affection for the radiant man--but when Stede's only brother dies and the heir apparent must return home to prevent the country from falling into chaos, the blossoming feelings between Ed and Stede may not survive what is coming.

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    43/43
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    70
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    58
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    15
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    2,384
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    After the 74th Hunger Games, victors Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet are the It Couple of the Capitol. They’ve managed to find something of a balance between the necessary public nature of their relationship and the process of learning how to be together outside of the arena. But with the looming threat of the President unconvinced by their love story, the upcoming Victory Tour and Quarter Quell, as well as the stress of their entire relationship being televised across the country, that precarious balance is about to tip.

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    9/?
    Comments:
    124
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    59
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    5
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    1,525
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    Stede Bonnet is an alcoholic divorcee who owns a middling bakery during the inbetween moments of him trying to justify his own existence - That's if his upper-class community is to be believed.

    Blackbeard is a renowned celebrity chef with an unknown past, complete terror of the restaurant world, recipient of both the James Beard Award and several DUI's, and has a good looking dick - That's if the general public is to be believed.

    Edward Teach doesn't exist anymore - That isn't questioned.
    “You really don’t know who I am?”

    Stede hurriedly straightened. How many times would he offend this man? He felt as if he were attempting to navigate a minefield in a blind gavotte.

    “I don't know if you go around crashing into many fire hydrants, but no, I certainly do not know you, please forgive me the transgression.” He attempted to keep his tone even. “I’m not really from this town.” Stede’s gaze briefly flickered down. The stranger’s hand was no longer clenched.

    “Neither am I.” It was said in a tone of resignation, almost as if - Oh, and wasn’t Stede Bonnet just projecting here - Almost as if the stranger didn’t quite know where he belonged.

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    11/29
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    87
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    13
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    1,539
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    All it’ll take is one more project, and Stede Bonnet will be able to graduate and live freely. There’s just one problem.

    His cocky dickhead know-it-all partner.

    Language:
    English
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    193
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    “Do I make you nervous, Stede Bonnet?”
    “No,” Stede lies.
    “We’ll see about that.”

    or, 1920s New York. Stede Bonnet is the heir to a banking fortune and mind-numbingly bored. After Stede's father informs him of his arranged marriage, Stede needs to have one adventure he chooses for himself. How hard could it be to successfully commit armed robbery?

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    14,618
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    4/24
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    26
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    2
    Hits:
    311
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    Stede and Ed have shrunk. The cure lies in the giant land of Brobdingnag. But to get there, they must first go to Lilliput. Surely they can manage two voyages, especially when Lemuel Gulliver himself is with them. Right?

    If only it were that easy...

    The Sequel to We'll Always Have Lilliput.

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    82,739
    Chapters:
    77/?
    Comments:
    262
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3,892
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    One smalltown doctor bored out of his mind.
    One mouthy automated thermometer on the verge of world destruction.
    One hot new blonde med tech able to charm the pants right off everyone.

    Everything is definitely going to be fine.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    256
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    Professor Ed Teach runs into weather delays on his way to an academic conference. Fortunately, a handsome blond stranger is ready to come to his rescue. And—you guessed it—there’s only one bed.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    404
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    1,775
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    The first time Ed laid eyes on Stede Bonnet, he was a shock of obnoxious blue satin sitting out the back of some smoky tent, head resting on his pulled-up knees, and he looked maybe three minutes away from puking up a storm.

    It's June of 1978, and Fleetwood Mac are about to headline the world-famous Stinson Festival. Stede's unfortunate consumption of multiple dosed-up brownies is not as funny to him as it is to the Badminton twins. At least there's a kind stranger there to help. Before long, it's clear there's more between them than a bottle of water and some kind words - but of course, it's never as easy as that, and Ed doesn't know how to tell the sweetest, strangest man in San Francisco who and what he really is.

    A long, mostly light-hearted slow-burn romance with a dose of angst, a hefty dollop of heat (once we get there) and a HEA. Fully plotted & updating at least once a week!

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    227,457
    Chapters:
    26/31
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    2,262
    Kudos:
    1,914
    Bookmarks:
    630
    Hits:
    73,633
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    Summer 1995. Stede Bonnet is spending his summer after college graduation on his favorite little island. He doesn't expect to have a run in with the mysterious guy in a leather Jacket.

    Ed and Stede spend a fun filled romantic summer together until Stede has to return to the city to work in his father's corporate office. Abruptly leaving Ed behind.

    20 years later the two men find themselves back on the island together.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    161
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    Stede didn't get to choose a lot in life. He has to work for his father's company, but he gets to choose in what way (for the most part), he had to get married to a woman and have the traditional 2 kids, but he gets to choose the ways in which they are a not-so-typical family.

    He's done fine just sliding by, making lemons into lemonade, until something snaps — big things are coming his way whether he likes it or not.

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    28,538
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,062
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    Edie doesn't want to fight, but she can't have this Stede girl saying those things about her mother.

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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    82
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    A stuffy, traditional, funeral director finds his world is turned upside down when he forms an unexpected connection with the vivacious office manager of a quirky alternative memorial center, teaching him that there's more to life than death, and sometimes you have to do things your own way.

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    A queer romance set in a funeral home with a trans main character, a polyamorous love interest and scathing critique on the commodification of the modern death industry.

    Izzy/Lucius modern Funeral Industry Alternate Universe

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    70,070
    Chapters:
    32/51
    Comments:
    378
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3,285
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    Ed Teach loves his life. He owns a novelty shop in the best mall in town, has lots of friends, and enjoys all the hookups a guy could ask for. He’s got everything he’s ever wanted…except the coveted title of Supreme Squatter. That belongs to Ned Low, the obnoxious owner of 88 Day Records, who managed to go eighty-eight consecutive days without setting foot outside the mall. So when Ned insists that Ed doesn’t have what it takes to beat him, Ed can’t help but rise to the challenge.

    The contest?
    To live in the mall for 89 days.
    The stakes?
    Pink slips. Not for their cars, but for their businesses.

    Fortunately for Ed, his friends volunteer to help, including the cute new guy he banged in the Blowie Bog. They’ll have to lay low and go undetected—a seemingly impossible feat even without Ned and his cronies making it harder every step of the way—or Ed stands to lose a lot more than some silly title.

     

    Chapter One, part 1 of 2
    In which we meet Zheng the composite deity, Stede the wealthy mall worker, Izzy the witchy tailor, and Ed the baron of the Blowie Bog.

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    8/?
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    37
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    23
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    18
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    631
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    Ed Teach is bored out of his fucking mind. It's boring being at the top of your game for nearly a decade, the thrill gone out of the restaurant game long ago.
    Then a leggy blond with insane hair and a sunny smile despite his busted lip saunters into his restaurant in need of a job, in need of a place to be himself safely and Ed is truly and completely fucked.
    There's no chance of him ever being bored again when Stede Bonnet is around.

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    7,070
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1,356
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    Upon the death of his father, Stede Bonnet felt born again. It was as if he’d been half-dead himself his whole life, drifting, neither here nor there — but now that he was awake, there was a lot to do. Stede could quit his miserable job at his dad’s miserable firm. Mary could ask for a divorce. He could finally be free of the Machamp his father had installed in his home nearly a decade ago to both surveil and protect his young family. Beyond those things, though, Stede could now have something he’d never had as a child like everyone else, something he’d hardly even dared to dream he could experience: his very own Pokémon adventure.

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    English
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    81,327
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    727
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    Stede Bonnet is a vampire. Has been for close to sixty years, he expected to lead a lonesome life stalking the night for the rest of eternity…until he met Izzy.

    Izzy Hands is a vampire. Freshly turned and a year old, beaten and broken down by his master. When his master died he expected to die with him…until he met Stede.

    This is their story.

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    English
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    6,887
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    356
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    With the grand conspiracy unravelled and Operation Revenge ongoing indefinitely, Stede and Ed jet off to enjoy their well-earned honeymoon in peace. But an unexpected call that leads to an even more unexpected meeting soon has them both drawn right back in, and whilst the UK may be saved, things on the other side of the pond are only just heating up.

    Though one thing remains clear: you can take the copper out of London, but you can't take London out of the copper.

    Not when justice is still at stake.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,225,637
    Chapters:
    198/198
    Comments:
    829
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    7,034
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    Edward Teach returns as defending men's Wimbledon champion to go for a record breaking tenth consecutive singles title, but wild card Stede Bonnet threatens to steal the title, and possibly his heart..

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,224
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    103

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