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    What it says on the title - fic snippets and prompt fills.

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    *Spoilers for the OFMD Season 1 Finale*

    “Then do it already.” His voice was shaking, as was the rest of his body, yet he forced himself to look the admiral directly in the eye. “Oh no. You don’t get away that easily.” The smile on Badminton’s face grew maniacal. “Death is too good for you, Bonnet!”

    What if Admiral Chauncey Badminton did not die in the forest that night?

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    Ed Teach, a grizzled but kind tavern owner finds a drunk Stede Bonnet in his Seattle bar one night and lets him stay with him rather than kicking him out on to the street. The pair realize that some things cannot be stopped.

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    8/?
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    Life is but a series of micro-fuckeries.
    Really an AU where they can actually talk about their feelings.

    Chapter titles are from “This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)” by Talking Heads.

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    Chapters:
    5/8
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    24
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    Male dancers! Pirate theme! No cover charge! Two drink minimum. Private rooms available.

    Stede didn't regret staying friends with Mary after their divorce. He did, however, wish she hadn't insisted on him joining her hen party at The Kraken.

    Ed had been a dancer for Spanish Jackie's club for years and was frankly getting bored of it. But there was something about the flustered man in the three piece suit that made him think that maybe this job wasn't all bad.

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    4/?
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    37
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    Stede Bonnet is a trans man, who didn't embrace his identity until he ran away to sea and took up the mantle of The Gentleman Pirate. At first, this changes very little about about how his pirate career unfolds. Then, as his past life begins to catch up to him, it changes a lot.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    97
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    15
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    Izzy Hands is a hit man. A lone wolf after the disappearance of his partner a year ago. Taking job after job to survive despite not even knowing if any of it matters anymore.

    One night, a thief crosses paths with him on a mission. Purely a coincidence right?

    Right?

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    7/?
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    5
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    The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.

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    23/?
    Comments:
    46
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    90
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    18
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    Stede Bonnet does not live in a bubble. He is just a little suicidal.

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    ‘Right! This is it! Places everyone! Look scary! Phasers at the ready!’ He snapped his fingers at Lucius. ‘Hail the ship.’

    It took a while for the ship to answer, but answer they did. Two men of a species Stede was unfamiliar with popped up on the screen, looking rather confused. He put on his best scary voice and said, ‘Surrender! You have no chance of escape!’

     
    Or: Stede is a human from a cushy Federation colony, stuck in an unhappy marriage and a boring life. He runs off to become a space pirate with a bunch of weirdoes he collects on the way, and then an unfortunate incident with some Klingons almost costs him his life, but fortunately for him, the infamous Blackbeard saves his life. And sticks around.

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    8/?
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    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Stede made a mistake and he is dedicated to fixing it. He was not ready, however, to find himself fighting for his life with English lessons. OR Ed learns to love read.

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    3
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    332
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    Edward, Stede thinks, examining the man laying on the bed. He looks for all the world like a fearsome outlaw, which makes the failed robbery all the more confusing to Stede, but there’s a vulnerability in his sleeping face that tugs on his heartstrings. Stede’s always been a bit of a sucker for a stray. He attributes it to being a bit of a stray himself.

    Edward looks tired. Really tired, more than just the wound would justify.

    Perhaps he can get some rest here. Perhaps Stede can help with that, at least.

     

    In which notorious outlaw Edward Teach and his band of miscreants are taken in by kindly ranch owner Stede Bonnet and his misfit crew of semi-reformed criminals.

    AKA the cowboy au no one asked for but I desperately want. Yeehaw.

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    Chapters:
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    “Hold it, hold it!” Pete cut in loudly. Lucius made an angry noise at this. “What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where’s the killing? Is this a kissing book?”
    “Will you please try to practice some patience?” Lucius seethed.
    “Well when’s it get good, babe?”
    “I’m getting to that, babe, if you’d let me keep reading.”
    Edward had no money for marriage, so he packed his few belongings and left the port to seek his fortune across the sea.
    It was a very emotional time for Stede.
    (“I don’t believe this,” Pete groaned.)

    - - -

    Lucius reads his boyfriend his favorite book, and inserts their friends and crewmates as a way to keep his attention.
    Inspired by my best friend and I having covid, and our ability to quote the entirety of The Princess Bride, I give you this AU.
    Pretty much follows the plot of Princess Bride, with a few additions to make sure I got all the crew in there and to keep characterization. Rating for copious amounts of swearing, some steamy kisses, torture, and a sprinkle of depression/self-loathing.

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    Chapters:
    19/20
    Comments:
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    12
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    When Prince Stede Bonnet saw his betrothed for the first time, he very nearly blushed.

    Edward Teach was a fearsome thing: pirate turned warlord, scourge of the continent. He wore black armor and bristled with weapons, including his famous sword, the Queen’s Revenge. The notorious beard which had earned him his nickname was gray now, but still full and menacing. They were almost of a height, but Stede felt dreadfully small in his presence.

    Blackbeard had taken one look at Stede and grunted his approval. And Stede had almost blushed.

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    Chapters:
    2/9
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    55
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    Bonnet's Eleven (aka Bonnet-and-Teach's-Sixteen-or-Maybe-Seventeen) go international!

    Now with double the action, double the conflict, and double The Revenge! Get ready for boat chases, even more colonizers, a rival thief, and maybe even a rift in our beloved crew…

     

    Stede sighs. "Chauncey wants us to do a job for him. To pay off Nigel's fines. I'll tell you what it is, but you have to promise not to think I'm making it up." 

    "Oh, god." Ed says, pressing his face into the back of the couch. "What is it?"

    "Basically, um, he wants us to steal a Fabergé egg for him."

    "Fuck off." Ed's voice is muffled by the couch. He slowly lifts his head. "He's Ocean's Twelving us?"

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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    30
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    66
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    Stede was still dead.
    That much was to be expected. But life really still wanted to have a few more rounds with him and his beloved co-captain, it seemed.

    A Sequel to my work “Who Said You Needed to be Alive to Captain?” Which you can read here. The first chapter is a recap if you don’t feel like downing an entire YA novel though.
    This one will not update daily because I physically cannot do that again I’m sorry.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
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    19
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    1
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    244
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    Stede is an English Naval Captain who is tasked with bringing the legendary pirate Blackbeard to justice once and for all. Ed and Stede meet in the ensuing battle, and Ed brings the mortally-injured Stede back to his ship to save his life. When Stede finally awakes and discovers that most of his crew didn't survive, he's devastated and enraged at Blackbeard. Ed's fascination with Stede only grows over the following days. He wants Stede to like him, so he decides to pretend he's just "Ed," a member of Blackbeard's crew, keeping his true identity secret.

    Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing,
    Only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness;
    So on the ocean of life we pass and speak one another,
    Only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence.

    -A Theologian's Tale, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/30
    Comments:
    82
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    209
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    2005
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    The first time Ed laid eyes on Stede Bonnet, he was a shock of obnoxious blue satin sitting out the back of some smoky tent, head resting on his pulled-up knees, and he looked maybe three minutes away from puking up a storm.

    It's June of 1978, and Fleetwood Mac are about to headline the world-famous Stinson Festival. Stede's unfortunate consumption of multiple dosed-up brownies is not as funny to him as it is to the Badminton twins. At least there's a kind stranger there to help. Before long, it's clear there's more between them than a bottle of water and some kind words - but of course, it's never as easy as that, and Ed doesn't know how to tell the sweetest, strangest man in San Francisco who and what he really is.

    A long, mostly light-hearted slow-burn romance with a dose of angst, a hefty dollop of heat (once we get there) and a HEA. Fully plotted & updating at least once a week!

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    English
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    82,672
    Chapters:
    15/31
    Comments:
    849
    Kudos:
    518
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    8357
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    Blackbeard has decided it is time for him to take a wife, but he finds something else instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,143
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    437
    Kudos:
    1519
    Bookmarks:
    290
    Hits:
    23073

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