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    Charles is completing his PhD at Oxford when he finds himself in dire need of a new job to support himself and Raven. Erik is a grumpy Mutant Student Counsellor who has yet to fill his student assistant position. Enter Prof. MacTaggert and her matchmaking ways to bring her student and her friend together (in platonic, professional compatibility, of course). Will things stay platonic for Charles and Erik? Only time will tell.

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    erik lehnsherr hates charles xavier.

    (not really)

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    Erik still made sure that Charles was satisfied and taken care of. It was high time Charles returned the favour. And he was nothing if not enthusiastic.

    Erik would never ever deny the benefits of practice ever again.

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    Here are letters from Charles to Hank about his travels with his newly engaged fiancé Erik. They will travel the world together until the last destination.

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    When Raven hires Erik to be the bartender at her wedding, he becomes quickly infatuated with the wedding planner, Charles Xavier, who he thinks is her fiancé.

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    Charles has a sex dream starring the one and only Erik Lehnsherr. Awkwardness and laughters ensue

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    Erik是第一任变种人总统,同时也是个不折不扣的分离主义者。Charles是变种人人权分子兼融合主义者。后者想要让总统明白,他的“人类与变种人无法和平共处”观点完全大错特错。然而,这个关于变种人政治的辩论过程进行得很艰辛,因为总统真是太见鬼的有吸引力了!

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    "Well, well, well look who finally showed up.
    Welcome back Hamilton."

    "Um, sir you seem to have me confused with someone else. My name is Alexander Lin; it's a pleasure to meet you, sir."
    The smaller offered his hand to the other, who took it into their own; shaking firmly.

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    This is an X-Men First Class road trip fanfic.
    It's been sitting on my computer since 2015
    and I basically forgot about it but X-Men Dark Phoenix reminded me just how much I ship Cherik.

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    3,177
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    3/?
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    Anonymous asked: Cherik first time they sleep together with all the angsty feels

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    1/1
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    Erik is cold, cranky, and Charles is supposed to be a genius.

    Written for M <3

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    1/1
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    Charles and Reader are trapped in an old cabin after they a bank robbery gone wrong. Tensions are admittedly high but after tonight it all comes to a head.

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    Erik has always been aware of metal. Erik has also always been aware of Charles.

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    This is probably the lamest cliche you've ever read. Why? Because it goes exactly like you imagined. Someone bets that they could deflower the virgin. Someone else falls in love with the said virgin. Angst and other feelings get involved when the virgin finds about the bet. What more can you say? This is high school... the weirdest phase of your life.

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    2/?
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    Kolacja u rodziców jest zdrowym elementem poważnego związku. Chyba, że twój ojciec to były terrorysta, a jego partner może wyczytać wszystko, co robiłaś ze swoim chłopakiem kiedykolwiek.

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    1/1
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    Erik has never met Charles, but he's starting to fall for him through his messages. And then he goes and tells him he's got a crush on the hot guy in his profile pic

    Turns out it's a picture of Charles himself. And now Erik needs to find a shovel to dig a hole for himself to hide in forever because the earth isn't doing the decent thing and swallowing him up.

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    Erik Lehnsherr is soon to be a happily married man. If only that damned wedding planner would stop making him question his entire existence.

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    虽然伯克岛上驯龙的故事已是百年前的传说,可Charles偏要驯服一条龙,来向整个村子证明自己是一个真正的维京男人。可面对他的黑龙Erik,要写出一本新编的中最大的挑战是?

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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    The Avengers, Earths Mightiest heroes have sworn to SHILED's leader in command Nick Furry to protect the earth and that's what they'll do. Then when the opportunity comes backfires a mutant sends them back in time through a makeshift portal back to 1962. Right in the heart of the Cold War between America and the Soviets Captain America, Black Widow, Thor, Hulk, Hawkeye and Iron Man must find their way through this war and whilst there they'll meet a team they have yet to discover. But while there they witness more than just friendship. They witness life, love and heartbreak.

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    931
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    1/?
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    12
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    5
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