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    Chaplain captain Albert Taylor Tappman wanders around Pianosa, unaware that Yossarian is madly in love with him.

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    5
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    7
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    20
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    Clevinger was surprised to find himself in Hell.

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    1/1
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    3
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    28
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    Happy birthday, Chuck.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A lesson in effective puppeteering.

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    English
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    8,854
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    26
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    It shouldn't be this difficult to get a drunk man to sleep.

    Language:
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    1,310
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    1/1
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    5
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    39
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    Orr's tinkering has been driving Yossarian insane for a while.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,925
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    28
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    Nately's whore takes the news about Nately's death a bit differently this time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    702
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    48
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    "Baylor was right. They were indeed sending everyone onto those accursed ships, even Kylo Ren, who had resisted the move with all the vigor and wisdom at his command and who reported for duty as General Hux's office in a mood of grave discontent."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    54
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    Rewrites of some bits from Catch-22 with Star Wars characters.
    This is ridiculous but it's funny, or at least I think so. Just try it out.
    Update: I watched TLJ for a third time and found even more similarities between the two. Geez, this is ridiculous, but I hope you enjoy it in some small part of your mind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,697
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    72
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    Nately despised that old man and everything he had to say. But as his life comes to a close and the plane goes down in the water, he realizes that the old man's words may be worth more than he saw them to be. (Songfic.)

    Language:
    English
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    2,926
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    52
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    Солдат всегда остаётся солдатом. Даже без сыворотки.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    110
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    Yossarian is madly in love with The Chaplain, and decides to take it a step further inside the infirmary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,541
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    425
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    Really, how many customers do you have to piss off to lose a job?
    (A lot when your boyfriend owns the place.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    262
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    212
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    A Catch-22-style scene, where Yossarian meets a new transfer and the conversation is most confusing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    112
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    A few vignettes about Colonel Cathcart, realizing he is in fact, super gay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,705
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    179
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    Yossarian writes letters to the Chaplain from Sweden with words about how much he can't forget and who he never wants to.

    Dear Chaplain,
    It is sunny here in Sweden. I miss you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,890
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    456
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    In which Milo pays Orr to steal Yossarian's diary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,294
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    217
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    Summary

    The thing about Catch-22 is, it can only hurt you if you believe in it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    559
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    In which Yossarian breaks in his new tentmates.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    793
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    138
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    This drabble started from the title again and grew into something actually connected with a work. It's far from in character for Yossarian, but at least vaguely connects with the story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    159

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