19 Works in Castiel is Not Amused (Supernatural)

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    Castiel’s breath trembles as he marches away from Mary Winchester. He’s managed to go years without drawing attention from Sam and Dean. Every being they’d ever met - friend or enemy – had poked fun at Castiel’s affections. But the Winchesters, they were too adverse to the idea of being loved by someone so new in their lives… they’d never believed a word. And he was thankful for their oversight.

    Castiel won’t survive being told to leave again. Things had just began to feel normal. Dean had given him a room. Carved a place out for him inside the bunker, Dean’s home. Dean would be betrayed to know about his feelings… disgusted even.

    Castiel sits at the table, eyeing Mary, the ticking time bomb. She looks back.

    Will she tell him? He doesn't know.

    So he prays. Prays to to Chuck: please don’t let them know.

    MEANWHILE

    Dean has an obsession. It’s borderline crazy sometimes, as obsessions tend to get. Sometimes he spends hours behind it, frantically investigating.

    Dean stalks Chuck Shurley.

    So it’s shocking when he sees a new book appear. Because he’d signed up for all the alerts and pre-alerts.

    ‘How To Take Care Of Your Guardian Angel’

    He shouldn’t… Dean clicks purchase.

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    176
    Bookmarks:
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    What if Lucifer had tried a different way to get Sam to say yes in Season 5?

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    2/?
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    What if the righteous man wasn't who we were led to believe? What if Castiel saved the wrong man from Hell?

    OR

    Castiel must have known Dean Winchester before he 'gripped him tight and raised him from perdition,' because why else would he betray everything he knows for a human who he has known less than a few days.

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    34
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    4
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    Castiel swallowed the souls of Purgatory and killed Raphael before declaring himself God. When he went looking for Sam, whom he had promised to heal once he had defeated Raphael, he found him and Dean both missing and Bobby in a drunken stupor. And then one of Castiel's lieutenants brought him the news: Sam Winchester had claimed the Throne of Hell.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    5
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    31
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    3
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    Dean gets hit with a love spell on a hunt.

    He has to 'keep close to the one he loves the most' or his molecules will go berserk and he'll explode.

    Like a good friend Castiel takes him to every person he's ever met to prevent his certain death.

    Dean thinks it's Sam... it has to be... right?

    It's not Bobby or Lisa or even Cassie!

    Can Missouri help them figure it out before Dean goes boom?

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    55
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    1
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    684
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    What if Cass doesn't like the ride with the Winchesters?

    What if it's because he's in love with Dean and can't stand sitting in the backseat with the overwhelming knowledge of just how many times Dean has used it to hook up?

    What if Dean finds out?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    100
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    2
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    Not an actual story, just a lil' idea with Ghost! Sam Winchester.

    Can be Samifer if you change Gabriel to Lucifer. Idk. Have at it. Just like,,,, credit me,,,

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    After hearing that angels don't have birthdays, Sam decides to change that. A lot has to be taken care of in order to prepare a surprise party, but a few things just don't go according to plan.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
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    3
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    Crowley and Castiel have a heart to heart talk about being human.

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    1/1
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    Dean suggested a Christmas movie marathon. It doesn't go as well as hoped.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
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    2
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    Dean notices that Sam's been acting strange. He's always tired, cranky, and sometimes looks like he's close to tossing his cookies.

    They find out why.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    2409
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    Sam was heartbroken. They had made it back home, yes, but at what cost? They came back home, most of them but...God, the price had been too high.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    538
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    Officer Castiel has a “Secret” crush on a well known, straight, bad boy-Dean Winchester. His Fellow officers are appalled by his “blasphemy” and then he's being told that Dean Winchester would move in with him instead of going to Jail, Cas’s life quickly turns upside down.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Jack has an issue. An issue he's been struggling with for a little over a week now. He hadn't though much of it until it began to inhibit his everyday activities. Every angel grows in their wings when they hit a certain age. And Nephilim are no different. Jack's growing in his wings.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    150
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    2072
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    Dean is itching to get out of the bunker and get back to basics after he hears of a few smaller cases scattered not far from the bunker. Sam is down with the flu, so Castiel joins him on the road trip. Alone together for the first time in ages, Castiel finds himself confused about his feelings for Dean as he watches Dean flirt with women. He wonders if Dean would look at him differently had he taken a female vessel, and the boys open up to each other and realize they've both been living with hidden feelings for each other. Mostly fluff and porn, minimal angst, some cases thrown in here and there as they navigate their blossoming relationship, happy ending guaranteed.

    Language:
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    32,681
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    116
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    228
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    3591
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    Hi guys, hope all is well. I tried to make a short little drabble, but my overactive imagination decided to write this instead. It's my first try at multiple POVs as well. As always, feedback is greatly appreciated!!! Hope you enjoy it, my lovelies!!!

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    29
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    Dean didn't start out planning to screw his angel in the restroom...but hey, plans change.

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    1/1
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    17
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    143
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    2372
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    “I wish my students weren’t as perceptive sometimes.”

    Cas is silent for a moment, then ducks his head before saying, “Just so you know, this exercise of yours is impossible: I find a hard time seeing anything bad about you, Dean.”

    Language:
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    1,046
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    Comments:
    8
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    11
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    “I’m serious, Dean,” Cas hisses. “For whatever reason, my brothers decided to turn themselves into otters and they’ve been... Menacing me all day. When I woke up, Michael and Lucifer were eating my slippers, and Gabriel was eating my hair, and then they wouldn’t let me shower and then they wouldn’t let me take my post-shower power-nap which you know I need, and then Gabriel climbed into my pants and bit me and- This isn’t funny, Dean!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3156

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