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    1. The colour of his soul

    2. His green eyes

    3. The way his smile has crow’s feet

    4. The way he obsesses over pie and bacon

    5. The way he calls me buddy and pats my shoulder – even though I’m an angel

    6. His aptitude level

    7. ‘Baby’ – that car is almost a part of him

    8. Flannel

    9. His cooking

    10. His disposition

    11. His taste in music and movies (Especially the mix tape he gave me.)

    12. The way he looks at me

    Dean finds a list of all the things Cass doesn’t like about it. It’s getting closer to Christmas so he wants the angel to stick around. The only logical thing to do is to fix everything on the list.

    Right?

    Castiel feels lonely and unwanted after leaving the bunker. What has always made him happiest. He reads online that you can make yourself happier by making a list about the things you love. Dean is never supposed to find it.

    Right?

    OR

    Misunderstandings and Christmas fluff galore.

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    Cas is done with the case, but he can't see another fish (or the lack of one) hanging from his rod, anymore. He knows he's going back to the Bunker, to the boys. He has to, eventually - because might want to move on, but he cannot do it while their lives are still in danger. While Chuck is still around. Sam needs him back. Dean...well, Cas is sure Dean won't think much of his return. S'not like he cares.

    So Cas goes to a bar, and he isn't exactly expecting to be befriended by a queer college couple in their twenties - one of whom keeps reminding him of Dean for all the times the other reminds him of himself, and who have several pieces of advice to offer.

    Bypassing drunk-dialling, and Ross-ing it up, they land on the most unique way out. Texting to the wrong number. And Cas knows exactly what he wants Dean to hear. What he isn't prepared for, is Dean's answer, the following morning.

     

    [BASICALLY, its Crack based on @super-sootica's text post.]

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    Just a bunch of Drabbles and One-Shots all mixed into multi-chapter layers. I get ideas for stories, but they go nowhere so here they lay for everyone to read and enjoy :D

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    Witches are always hard to fight but, when the witch of the week curses Cas, making him vanish before Sam and Dean’s eyes, they both can admit that this is one of the worst experiences they’ve ever had with one. They don’t know how to find or contact Cas after that, being left to find a way themselves or hope Cas is able to find his way back to them.

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    [iwishiwasamoose] hey dean why don't you go suck castiel's dick so you can hop off mine?

    [bennysontennyson] sam winchester is fucking iconic

    [ttttttt-trickster] he really is

    [lesbiankween] ^^^^^

    [babyinatrenchcoat] i do not know what 'hop off mine' means but i would not be opposed to having dean winchester suck my dick

    [imbatman] I JUST CHOKED

    [iwishiwasamoose] on Cas' cum?

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    Basically Dean's smart, Angel's are apologetic and Castiel seriously can't deal with Dean's dead sibling bullshit right now and please Dean I'm trying to run heaven here can you just go I don't know...find something to take up your time, like organizing America's hunters and creating a secret society to support them all?

    Set after the Apocalypse, Dean struggles to find himself after the death of his brother, desperate he becomes quickly suicidal. Cas doesn't have the time to fix everything, even infinity can only spread so far, for now Dean is on his own. But not before Cas gives Dean an activity to keep himself occupied.

    *Trigger Warnings, Depictions of suicide through guns, strong themes of depression and extensive talks on drug abuse.* I will label every chapter with Trigger Warnings before hands.

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    Prompt: Dean goes to a party as character A. Cas goes to the same party as character B. Dean and Cas both ship character A/character B. Let's make ship happen!

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    Strange things are afoot.

    Sometimes Dean tells him he’s gonna put a load in the washer and then when Sam goes down to check on it… it’s empty.

    Sometimes Dean tells him that he’s going for a drive, in Baby, and yet, the GPS says she hasn’t left the garage.

    Other times Dean tells him he’s going to visit Donna for a few days but a few months later when they meet up, she tells Dean she hasn’t seen him in almost a year.

    The most popular excuse is going out to get laid. Sure, it’s a normal Dean thing. But is it normal that Dean doesn’t do it when Sam is there? Is it normal that when he does ‘head out lookin’ for a hot babe’ that he checks in to a hotel in Lebanon under the name Dean Campbell and doesn’t move for the next few hours?

    Initially, Sam had thought Dean was just pissed at him for something or the other. Then he realised. Dean’s actually with someone. Has been for the past year almost and hasn’t deemed Sam fit to bear such knowledge. Initially, he was jealous and a bit left out.

    That was initially.

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    Red+Blue=Purple *wink wink*

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    "It seemed impossible.

    Dean had awoken in his own bed – he saw it as his, had for a while, but even the night before he had marvelled at it; his bed, in his home, the place that had crept up on him as home seemingly so long ago he’d forgotten when it happened – hurt, but alive.

    Alive, the day after the banishment of God."

    My take on The End of Supernatural, concentrating predominantly on Dean and Cas talking things out and admitting their feelings because, honestly, at the end of it all THAT’S the part that will TRULY haunt me forever if the show doesn’t go through with this shit

    In a nutshell, A Post-Season-15 Fix-It Fic Before There’s Even a Season 15 To Fix, because that’s just how little faith I have in my jaded old age, and that’s just how ridiculously specific of an ideal I have in regards to how Dean and Cas’s first confession and kiss should go.

    Come with me and enjoy some pre-emptive damage control Closure before the pain of this show ending truly hits us for the last time!

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    Sam is about to become name partner at the law firm he's worked at for years. He invites Dean to the celebration, but Dean gets trapped in the elevator with Sam's pompous, dickbag, too-good looking coworker Castiel. Stuck for hours with someone he hates and a boatload of alcohol, what could possibly go wrong?

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    Dean ran his hand down his face and headed back to his bedroom. He pulled out “Sweetcheeks'” information and grabbed his phone. After double and triple checking the number, Dean pressed the call button. He wasn't sure what to expect but took a deep breath in and out for each time the phone rang.

    After several rings, the voicemail picked up:

     

    Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Castiel Novak. I'm sorry I was unable to take your call at this time. If you could please leave your name, your number, and the reason for your call, I'll be glad to call you back as soon as possible. Have a wonderful day.

     

    Dean frowned. The guy sounded like a decent sort. It also meant that he had probably been the other guy. As the tone sounded, Dean let out a heavy sigh and left his message.

    "Hi, Castiel. I'm probably the last person on the planet you ever want to hear from, but my name is Dean, and I think we need to have a talk. It's about April. My number is (555)-555-6767. That's my cell. I'll have it on me all day, so please call as soon as you can. Thanks."

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    Dean discovers interesting information while star gazing with his favorite angel.

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    Dean misses his boyfriend very much. And he tries to communicate it, but Castiel is in the mood to be a dork - things can only go up from there, and soon Dean is melting into a puddle on his couch, because Castiel just makes it too easy - and everything is going to work out, and it HAS to, because Dean Winchester has never loved someone as he loves Cas.

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    The One where Castiel texts Dean that he's having strawberry icecream with chocolate sauce, and Dean realizes how much he loves Castiel

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    Dean Winchester's life has never been easy, but it was finally looking up. He had a fiancé he loved more than anything and a shot at that apple-pie life he'd always envied Sam for. So of course, the universe had to go and screw it all to hell.

    Sam Winchester thought that maybe, just maybe, his boyfriend was The One. And it kinda seemed like they were moving toward tying the knot. But shit happens, and sometimes 'shit' entails 'a super tumultuous emotional roller coaster that Sammy did not sign up for.'

    Rated T for strong language.

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    Love can be expressed in a variety of ways. One does not have to say "I love you" to communicate one's love to another person. There are a myriad of ways - verbal or otherwise - to do that.

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    5 times Dean Winchester told Castiel that he loved him without ever saying the words + 1 time Cas caught on.

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    "You know, Dean," Sam said, smirking slightly at his brother. "Green really isn't your color."

    "Shut the fuck up, bitch," Dean shot back, but smiled into his beer.

    "Yeah," Sam sighed contentedly. "I love you too, jerk."

    #~+~#

    Dean (and Gabriel) is/are oblivious as fuck. Sam and Cas make a plan to remedy that.

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    Dean has just entered his senior year and is Captain of the Varsity Football team. Him and the guys hear about two new transfer's. They're two of Michael's cousins. Castiel and Gabriel Novak. Dean isn't sure why he's drawn to the blue eyed brother but decides not to over think it too much and make friends with the intriguing guy.

    Cas and his siblings have just moved to Freewill, Kansas. At first Cas thinks his senior year will be just lile every other. Almost no friends and boring outside of sports. That is until he meets Dean Winchester. Hot football player who is just Castiel's type, however the guys becomes quick friends and Cas doesn't want to lose that.

    Complete (Part 1 of a series but can be read on its own)

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    Get ready for some Dean-ial, fluff, angst, athletic boys, sexy cars, A+ parenting, some slow-burn, and smut.

    Some chapters might have drawings accompanying them.

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    Castiel's son, Jimmy gets ill with sickness. Cas helps him recover but ends up catching it as well (of course). He'd wanted to ask Dean an important question that night but Cas decides to wait until he's feeling better.

    Luckily Dean is there to help Cas through it, but things don't exactly go to plan. Cas can't seem to wait any longer to ask, even though a bathroom floor isn't exactly a romantic setting.

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    Dean unexpectedly receives a package with a fully functional hyper-realistic, sort-of-attractive and likable robot, named Castiel.

    Castiel adjusts to "civilian life" and is more than happy to learn about Humanity from Dean. Dean adjusts to having a robot that's more adorable than a metal man has any business being...

    Also, food will be featured heavily, whether or not it's actually important to the plot, or if it's because I always write when hungry, you decide. But I suggest making a sandwich before you sit down and read this. Trust me.

    Also all science, is psuedo-science, as I'm no scientist.

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