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    Goldlewis tries to hunt down a prized UMA for his collection.

    ...Emphasis on 'tries.'

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    [CO-WRITTEN WITH BML1997]

    Book One: Some believe misfortune can bring people together. Others believe that destiny has the power to interconnect lives, whether those lives wanted to or not.
    Call it a coincidence. Call it fate. Call it a despicable force of nature.

    Either way, nothing could've stopped the fact that Bridget Ailith, a cantankerous new zookeeper, found herself forced to team up with the Penguins to undo a machine's disastrous effects.
    Doesn't help that those penguins are now—

     

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    Wario and Waluigi find themselves uprooted from their apartment lives when a series of exploits go very wrong. Weirdness ensues, resulting in the lines of meaning and existence blurring into a haze.

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    Two witches get into a spat with one another, leaving them with only a witches duel to solve the issue

    Good thing their significant others give them the idea on how to settle things once and for all (otherwise they'd be at it for a while).

    (A gift written out for my boyfriend featuring his characters and mine.)

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    Megalomaanisen mittakaavan modernisaatio/fix fic/yms BraveStarr-piirrossarjasta. Ei vaadi erityisiä tietoja alkuperäisteoksesta mutta on siihen keskustelevassa suhteessa. Kuvituksen ja musiikin tiedot lukujen lopussa.

    Keskeisiä aiheita: homoilu avaruudessa, kryptomarxistinen käänteisgnostilaisuus, hevosvitsit, tekijyys ja lähdemateriaalin päivittämisen ongelmat, epäaidot utopiakuvat

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    Suomi
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    Ernesto knew exactly what he was doing when he made fun of Shannon for her ex having kissed less Boxmen then his current catch.

    Now Raymond, Rad and Shannon have a common goal: Ernesto cannot keep wining.

    At the expense of literally all of their siblings they will win. Cob, family secrets, and morals be danged

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    Sam and Max were designed by destiny (and the series creator) to be together, forever and ever. Not even death or alternate timelines seem capable in keeping them apart... Except in one universe, where an impromptu move to Alaska by Sam's family during their childhood keep them separated for decades. All until one kid unintentionally reunites them, and The Commissioner offers Max a way out of prison.

    [Chapter One Excerpt/]

    The oppressive weight of their attacker knocked a few of the rats out, but it only served to trigger Max's fight response. He twisted around and buried his overgrown and sharpened claws into his assailant's torso, hoping the pain alone would cause the creature to give him enough room for an escape. If push came to shove, he'd use his razor sharp fangs to bite at the behemoth who had him practically pinned on the ground… At least, that's what he would have done had the scent of the dog-man on top of him hadn't finally been recognized.

    With wide eyes and a twitching nose Max looked up at the shockingly familiar face of a long forgotten friend and shouted, "Sam!?"

    [/end]

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    (Based on the Boxed Crook AU I made on tumblr)

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    4/?
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    Sheila comes home one night after going to a bar, only to be locked out of her apartment building. The uptight business lady then meets some colourful characters... literally as some clowns come and try to have fun with her.

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    You meet a cute Martian at a bar and take him home. That's it, that's the fic.

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    Relationships that started by chance, that formed through luck, that came together despite overwhelming odds through purest passion mingling into love...

    ...it's time to meet each other's parents. This, then, is the trial by fire.

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    Short one-offs centered around bizarre and kinky scenarios mostly involving poop. But, you know, the kind that doesn't smell.

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    13/?
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    In which everyone tries their best. Sometimes, it's not enough. Sometimes it is. It's the latter moments that make everything worth it.

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    All roads lead to Rome, they say. This is not true, of course, because Rome is in Italy and there is no feasible way that every road could lead there across oceans. Unless they mean the Rome in Texas is included, and if that's the case... well, it's still not all roads, but it's quite a few of them, in any case.

    Most roads lead to (a) Rome. It's a pretty unusual one, then, that leads to Lobotomy Corporation instead, but the ones who took that one instead are all the better for it now.

    Probably.

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    In order to keep the members of the Dark Brotherhood in contact with one another, Speaker Terenus creates a group chat and invites several…distinct individuals to join, although may be in over his head.

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    Exactly what the title says. This is purely self indulgent.

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    Some are born into greatness, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

    Some are never particularly 'great', per se, but things turn out okay anyway. And maybe they're just cool with that.

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    Harleen Quinzel and Bruce Wayne grew up together, now grown, they are working to protect the streets of Gotham together as Batman and Batgirl.

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    10/?
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    Dewey has his Dewey Dew-Night web show with un-bumped guest Flintheart Glomgold and shark chaos ensues.

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    A crazy musician swallows things he probably shouldn't be swallowing, talks to himself too much, spontaneously bursts into song, and often has the near uncontrollable urge to kill things. That's probably why he's the only one in the game who's getting a sanity meter.

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