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    It was Thursday night, which in the Shawn-and-Lassie-lovebirds-forever abode — Shawn’s term, not Lassiter’s (over his dead body) — meant it was Shawn’s turn to cook dinner.

    AKA -- Shassie + commitment = arghh (mostly it's Shawn making that noise)

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    Carlton Lassiter was close to having his shit together for the first time in a very, very long time. His career was solid, his credit rating was excellent, and recent developments with one Shawn Spencer had opened his personal life up to new possibilities. Life was looking up, so it only made sense that it would all be cruelly ripped away from him.
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    Lassie's missing and Shawn is the only one who can find him.

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    11/14
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    66
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    A tale of smoothies, shiners, and unhealthy sleeping habits, not necessarily in that order. Also assaults, secrets, and psychic revealing nations (sorry, revelations). Who is assaulting and killing tall, dark men, why does Lassie seem to know so much about it, and why does Shawn care this much, anyway?
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    CW: This entire story is about a rape case and associated trauma, so be warned. No super graphic descriptions, but the implications are there. If I think a chapter merits a more specific or different content warning, I will include it. And if you think I missed something, please let me know.

    Title is based on the song "Blue Monday" by New Order. (Did I google "80s songs" to help me come up with it? Maybe.) Whole thing is written, updates 2-3 times per week.

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    11/11
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    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    643
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    Shawn and Gus lift the yellow tape and walk towards the corpse, which was in the process of being removed from the dumpster.

    “Now, how on earth did you get here?” Lassiter throws his hands up with exasperation.

    “Literally? By car,” Shawn shrugs. “Spiritually? Well—“ He raises his hand to his temple.

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    1/1
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    7
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    29
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    5
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    187
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    Turns out policemen do have balls. When the Santa Barbara Police Department starts getting a bad reputation for being hostile to civilians, they must put together a fun, family-friendly event that’s live to the public. The solution? A space-themed ball, prom, dance thing... Shawn attempts to seduce Carlton to The Killers. Gus fights for Pluto's honor. Juliet... well she just hopes that her boys won't end up making a scene in front of all of Santa Barbara. Chief Vick is counting on her team to set an example tonight. The good thing? It won't be forever.

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    1/1
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    8
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    26
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    163
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    Au in which Shawn has tattoos, and Lassie is reluctantly enamored with them.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    252
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    Lassiter is tired and Shawn is drunk and they annoy the shit out of each other, but here they are, kissing each other right outside of Lassiter's door.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    46
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    Carlton stumbles upon something he shouldn’t have.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Fanmixes and playlists inspired by different pairings and/or connected to my stories. Check the individual stories for more information.

    Republishing so it doesn't take up too much space in my works. Each chapter summary will contain tags listed for the specific mix.

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    79/?
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    32
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    156
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    34
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    Lassiter wants a child. To sire it, he’s decided Shawn’s adequate.

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    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    Lassiter is having an off week and refuses to confront the problem, until Shawn comes back to annoy him.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    129
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    Following high school graduation, Shawn Spencer joins the army, then joins the Special Forces. What will he do when he's forced to take leave back in Santa Barbara? More importantly, how will he react when his ex, Carlton Lassiter, is forced back into his life?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    87
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    205
    Bookmarks:
    54
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    "I guess this would technically be called... a favor. Maybe, I could pay your expenses."
    "Done! Fifteen grand a day. When we're finished, we all go for a picnic."

    Time to cash in on the terms and conditions, Lassie.

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    50
    Bookmarks:
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    When Shawn and Gus ask Lassiter to come to the pride parade, Lassiter kind of panics. Fluffy little story about Lassie coming out!

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    1/1
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    Carlton Lassiter knows--specifically, that Shawna Spencer knows and can do a lot more than she lets own.

    Unfortunately for Shawna, there is a reason she keeps her abilities a secret--her past is a landmine and she's determined to keep it hidden.

    But loose lips sink ships, and her past is catching up to her.

    Sequel to Loose Ties.

    (Will edit tags later)

    (Possible Criminal Minds cameo)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    41
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    80
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    17
    Hits:
    1105
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    Shawn's father has put two and two together and figured out that Shawn is seeing someone, and demands he bring her to dinner. Carlton is a bit of a wreck at the prospect of springing their relationship to him in person. Shawn doesn't think things through very often.

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    Words:
    1,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    667
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    Carlton's fears of coming out come toe to toe with a Shawn who thinks that Carlton hates that he's bisexual.
    (Spoiler alert: He doesn't hate Shawn)

    Series
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    1,146
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    93
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    4
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    651
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    Tigger Warning. mentioned r*pe. kinda graphic at times.

    Lassiter cleans up the mess of Shawn's emotional trauma. Unfortunate situations lead to something more than a friendship.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    595
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    Shawn runs away, Lassiter tracks him down and finds him.

    or Gus asks for help when his best friend vanishes.

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    1,040
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    28
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    7
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    304
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    Lassiter gets dragged to a Halloween party by Juliet which Shawn also happens to be attending. He and Shawn are both wearing masks and don't recognize each other.

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    5,701
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1426

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