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    alt title: Three Awkward Teenagers Talk About Their Feelings (Or Don't)

    Dave isn't quite over John, his former crush. Neither is Karkat. John has a sexuality crisis that may or may not be related to Dave. The three of them try (and sometimes fail) to figure it out.

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    "Wait, so, I'm essentially a magical girl?"
    "I mean, if that's how you want to think of it, then sure."

    After an incident leaves Roxy with magic powers and a small animal mascot, what else is there to do but fight crime in a frilly skirt? Includes, but isn't limited to, useless lesbians, references to magical girl animes, Roxy forcing Karkat to beta her fanfiction, Dave's nationwide hero discord, Dance students, emotional bonding, and just a little bit of magic to top it all off.

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    Sadly enough for Dave, he was Schizophrenic. He could see the Angels. He guessed it was better than them not being there. But it was pretty upsetting and depressing to see their blood-stained skin every day. But the one thing that brought Dave to tears the most is that Harley’s eyes were ALMOST WHITE… And the four of them knew, Jade, John, Rose, and Dave, they all knew that meant her business here on Earth was done… She could move on. No, she had to move on.

    Rose and John had been trying to hide it, but their eyes have been getting paler as the days with Dave went by. What Dave used to look into as electrical lime, vibrant violet, and deep sea blue, were now just barely alive sclera. It… It made Dave wanna… It made him…

    ( or: Dave likes a guy who's a major douche to him so he confronts his dead friends about doing the same as they did )

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    - golgothasTerror [GT] started pestering timaeusTestified [TT]! -

    GT: I think i may have found something strider!
    TT: Oh yeah? What'd you find?
    GT: You know im not quite sure! I was hoping youd be able to tell me.
    TT: You'll have to send me a picture.
    GT: Thats what i was trying to do! Hold your horses and dont get your knickers in a bunch im working on it!
    GT: Gosh.
    GT: Okay here it is.
    - golgothasTerror sent weird platform things.jpeg -

    TT: Jake, whatever you do, do NOT fuck with the purple one. Fuck with the gold one as much as you want, but don't touch the purple one.
    GT: Well why not! Theyre just a couple of weird platforms dirk its not like they can hurt me!
    TT: No, but.
    GT: In fact i am so curious that i think ill look at what the purple one has to offer me first! So there.
    TT: Jake, no!

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    Dave and co. figure life out, one quiet moment at a time.

    or

    A story about some kids who find their place.

     

    Cause I know a place we could go
    No one has been there, and no one will know
    There it is quiet, forget the violence
    You've tried so hard to ignore

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    With only 4 hours before Rose's birthday party is a go, Vriska Serket has no cake ready and no present to give her human girlfriend. Thankfully, she has two more matesprits more than willing to step in and help- if she can manage to swallow her pride, that is!

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    John wanted to go on a road trip to Washington with Dave for a week-long stay at Jane's house before going to college. What he wasn't ready for was bringing Dave's brother, Dirk, along.

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    A challenge to write one drabble for each day of Pride Month 2018! Featuring a smattering of ships, with prompts provided by the Karkat Thirst Discord Server!

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    As it turns out, taking too many off brand painkillers can lead towards a whole string of events that no one expects, which is exactly what Dave Strider learns one Saturday night.

    Not to say said events are bad. Actually, they're the opposite, for a vast number of reasons.

    a small (but not really) fic written by two moirails who have Way too much time on their hands <>

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    Dave ends up at a party, and his past comes back to fuck with him. A little. (In his defense, it started as Karkat's problem.)

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    who wants to join me in my bed ???( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)??? WE CAN BUILD A PILLOW FORT WEEEE

     

    just a cute, fluffy fic of which i terribly executed

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    i never fuckin finished the last one so have this trash
    ill probably never finish this either
    anyway i dont know where i got this idea?? i kinda recently went to the cities but
    yes i live in minnesota. its fucking cold
    also i put parentheses so you can know dave/roxy and dirk/rose

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    Some people say that birthmarks are evidence that reincarnation is real. Others think of them as prophecies. The spiritually dubious typically believe them to be simply biological phenomena. Personally? You don't give a shit. But one thing you do know is that some deity TOTALLY has it out for you.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are absolutely exhausted.

    --

    (Title is based on Regina Spektor's "The Call".)

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    Rose Lalonde was perfectly fine and happy being married to the woman of her dreams. Just them. A peaceful, calm, quiet life.

    So why was the house so lonely?
    Why did Kanaya's motherly charm suddenly squeeze at her heart?

    Alternatively: In which Flighty Broad A, who's flushed for Flighty Broad B, learns that despite being married to her matesprit and living in a beautiful and peaceful house that counteracts the chaotic adventure they have long since finished, she feels herself yearning for something indescribable and incomprehensible only to eventually discover its the human instinct to want children with their matesprits when the condition is favorable but she has heavy baggage concerning motherhood and has a crisis, but with the help of Flighty Broad B and her other family members, she learns to overcome them and grow as they dive into a weird alien mix of raising a child.

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    Things are going pretty good for Dave Elizabeth Strider, until his sister sends him a link to a video of an angry boy that basically ruins his chances of being the token straight kid. Meanwhile said Angry Boy is working on juggling irrational homophobes, his future of preaching (or, better yet, just screaming), and dealing with his flustered, clearly gay soulmate.

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    Other wise known as a place holder title because seriously I don't know what I'm doing.
    Some astronouats crash land on a whole new planet and they fall in love with the life there.

    This is all place holder until I come up with something better.

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    the girls go to breakfast, and roxy tries waffles for the first time

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    Dirk spends his first Christmas with Dave and Karkat. It's different to how he thought Christmas was supposed to go, having never actually had one before. His second Christmas however...

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    Drifloon: These Pokémon are called the "Signpost for Wandering Spirits." Children holding them sometimes vanish.

    Or, two children fall down a rabbit hole.

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