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    Your name is JOHN SHEPPARD.

    You're about to do something either incredibly stupid or incredibly brave...

    No. You're pretty sure that you know exactly what kind of boneheaded move this is.

    "This Is Stupid!"

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    English
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    182,147
    Chapters:
    79/?
    Comments:
    402
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1146
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    This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    110,178
    Chapters:
    50/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    474
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    John Egbert got back up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,673
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    46
    Hits:
    505
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    That’s why she can’t settle down. That’s what keeps Jade Harley flitting from couch to couch, relationship to relationship. She can’t stop thinking to herself that “home” comes awfully close to rhyming with “alone.”

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    No snip-summary this time. Jade Harley, two years after the game ends, goes on a journey of self-discovery. It's not gonna be 100% pleasant, but she'll have fun, and everything's gonna work out in the end. Contains themes of internalized transphobia and dysphoria (that will be resolved by the end of the fic), so if any of those things being brought up makes you uncomfortable, this probably isn't the fic for you.

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    English
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    2,594
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    116
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    The inevitable heat death of the universe will one day leave what civilization currently calls home a barren wasteland. Or perhaps one's planet will be overtaken by tyrannical dictators who enforce an oppressive class system upon all tiers of life that now live there. But maybe, just maybe, the universe is a yin yang, containing two forces with opposite priorities struggling for control over the natural order of things and said universe's fate is entirely dependent on which side wins. Until then, if order is to continue at all, the multiverse needs more fuel for its fire so not to burnout too soon before Armageddon. For that, one must obtain a stable entropy source. For that, public servants are needed to smash negative feelings and grief wherever they can find them and extract the entropy from their cores.

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    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    43
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    A mysterious hotspot has ignited on the Lost Light, and the 'bots that emerge from the sparks are anything but blank slates. They are in fact transplants from another universe, reborn into Cybertronian frames after a confluence of highly improbable events. Now free from the influence of a nefarious puppet master, how will they adapt to their new world? And how will their new world adapt to them?

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    English
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    2,938
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    One may think that being a God would mean you have an image to uphold.
    If that image is being a cryptic bunch of emotionally damaged assholes who end up having tumblr blogs dedicated to weird sightings of them (essentially every sighting), then the Gods of Earth C are doing something right.

    In which the kids are still just kids trying to cope and they're still not entirely enamoured with being worshipped, but are fucking memes all the same.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,210
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    170
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    2152
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    dork gets punched in the face

    thats really all there is to say on the matter
    (spoiper: character death is also dirk)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    330
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    114
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    Jake English is a maid at the Imperial Palace of Emperor Caliborn. Dirk Strider is a prized concubine of Caliborn. Will their liking for one another create difficulty for one another?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,796
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    46
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    Life on Earth C has been pretty peaceful since the game. Everyone has fallen into normal routines and normal lives. Until Vriska turns up on Earth, bringing news of a new planet, where she intends to build a new planet for the trolls. What starts off as a small project for the trolls turns into something else entirely when old enemies appear and begin to threaten everything they have grown to love. They'll have to fight together one last time if they all want their happy endings.

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    English
    Words:
    3,219
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    53
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    Jake English is a maid at the Imperial Castle of Caliborn. He works for the mysterious Dirk Strider, a blindfolded concubine who happens to catch the likings of Jake. As their affection for each other grows deeper, the secrets that lay behind the castle walls become more noticable...

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,603
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    109
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    This is a story about stories, and about what happens to the characters caught between the pages when their story ends. There are a lot of places it could start. It could start with four children tumbling into worlds that aren’t their own. It could start with those four children finding their way back home and learning to pick up the pieces. It could start with an old woman with a bit of Nonsense left in her step restoring a large house in the country and painting elegant letters onto a sign. Or, it could start with a frightened girl running away and ending up in the place where all stories start.

    But for this telling, the story begins on a blustery April day, when Rose Lalonde dodged out of the way as three figures plummeted out of the sky and landed in a heap on the lawn of Jane Egbert’s Home for Wayward Children.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,988
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1023
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    Season Two of SkyStuck

    A silly little space opera written by a silly little person.

    With all this going on you can’t possibly imagine things getting worse, but they do. With all this going wrong you can’t possibly imagine things getting better, but they do. Waking up in nefarious hospitals, spinning unprotected through the vacuum at the speed of light with your closest friend, tapping into higher dimensions of space and time and reuniting with long lost pals, losing them too. You’ve made your way off the planet you were stuck on for weeks, back into the sky, out of the water. Now you have to break the silence, breach the surface. Rise up.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,778
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    173
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    Dirk runs a popsicle stand by the beach, with the rest of the Strilonde family. However, one day, Dirk spots a really hot surfer dude. Shenanigans ensue. This is basically a Popsicle Stand Employee Falls Head Over Heels For A Surfer Hunk Who’s Secretly A Werewolf AU. So enjoy that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,292
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    190
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    "Roxy, what's in a Long Island Iced Tea?" Callie yells over the blaring music and flashing lights.

    "Oh, honey," Roxy sighs. "Definitely not iced tea."

    -

    Roxy owns a specialty cocktail bar in the nightlife quarter of the city, so she kind of knows the way things go around there.

    Callie's never taken a shot before.

    It was always going to be an unlikely friendship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,529
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    64
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    Earth C has waited a long time for its creators.

    (An introduction to the gods of Earth C).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,547
    Chapters:
    10/16
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1400
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    John wasn't really willing to get up off from the couch.

    Sure, theoretically, he may have been able to lift his legs up and put them on the ground, and stand up and crack his aching back, and stretch his arms out over his head until he was nice and relaxed and go take a quick jog, but he didn't have the energy for it. He hadn't had the energy for it in an entire year, and he hadn't had the energy for it even if it were to get up and get food for his nineteenth birthday, spent by himself. He thinks that his phone was lit up with snapchat notifications, but he never bothered checking. Even his most hellacious of streaks up and died a couple of months ago.

    John turned nineteen yesterday and he forgot until now, a day later.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    993
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    119
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    Sometimes, the system is against you. Other times, the people running the system make up shitty rules against your quirk so you can’t graduate high school. Or so that you can’t get a job. Or maybe, you just don’t get your quirk when you’re supposed to. Or all you can do is hear the whispers of the Old Ones.
    But if you’ve got some overly-heroic best friends... the story doesn’t just *end* there.

    (Mostly an examination of how the Strilondes’ behavior and God Tier powers could be used to create conflict in an extremely different setting. This mostly focuses on Roxy, though.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,766
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    491
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    Rose Lalonde was perfectly fine and happy being married to the woman of her dreams. Just them. A peaceful, calm, quiet life.

    So why was the house so lonely?
    Why did Kanaya's motherly charm suddenly squeeze at her heart?

    Alternatively: In which Flighty Broad A, who's flushed for Flighty Broad B, learns that despite being married to her matesprit and living in a beautiful and peaceful house that counteracts the chaotic adventure they have long since finished, she feels herself yearning for something indescribable and incomprehensible only to eventually discover its the human instinct to want children with their matesprits when the condition is favorable but she has heavy baggage concerning motherhood and has a crisis, but with the help of Flighty Broad B and her other family members, she learns to overcome them and grow as they dive into a weird alien mix of raising a child.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,812
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    830
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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,660
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2052

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