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    Just a bunch of self indulgent homestuck porn drabbles!

    More characters and more tags will be added with each update!

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    Alternia is destroyed by Sgrub. The Empress is slain by her heiress, The Survivor. Alone on a meteor drifting through space, the lonely fuchsiablood experiments with Ectobiology and concocts an incredible plan to undo what Sgrub caused.

    But timelines don't like being messed with. Actions have consequences. The Survivor realizes this just a bit too late...

    AU universe of Alternia, full of fantrolls and junk

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    Act 1 = Aftrus being created, character and plot setup
    Act 2 = Sgrub and the plot arrive
    Act 3 = First Six in the Medium

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    12/?
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    (eridan ampora x sollux captor)

    A collection of some of my random erisol one-shots and short stories. Pretty much just the product of an ameteur writer playing with a bunch of self indulgent ideas. Working out some concepts for possible future stories.

    *NSFW themes & content. (ex: sex, bdsm, pregnancy, mental/physical health/ relationship issues) Check the tags- each chapter has a list of themes & tags at the beginning. While there will definitely be some things in here that aren't for everyone, there's plenty of fluff and angst and other things in here that might appeal to you.

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    Eridan’s trying to accept the fact that, considering he needs a kismesis in only a few weeks, he’s going to die. Then he gets a message, and it goes as thus;

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    1/1
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    Alastor receives some obnoxious advertisements broadcast inexplicably to his microphone. Just what is Vox up to this time...

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    Sometimes you realise all over again that you're alive. Which is usually a great feeling!

    It does get a bit more complicated for Aradia when she's hanging out with the person who killed her in the first place. And when Vriska is part of why she feels so very much alive these days.

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    Alastor is the only one Vox trusts--to make him feel alive, and to keep him alive.

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    You can't hide from your own extremely fucking bad timing. Maybe you sort of knew that this was going to happen eventually, but the 'when' part of the whole shitstorm couldn't have come at a worse time.

    You are about to be involved in a war.

    An actual ‘woof, super sucks that I might not see my late thirties’ kind of war.

    And you chose now - NOW - to fall in love with a colossal fucking jerk.

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    11/?
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    Have you ever struggled to define the nature of Zim and Dib's rivalry? Or perhaps you know exactly what's afoot and are sick of waiting for everyone else to catch up. This is the highschool story that will explain everything. There will be blood. There will be horror. There will be minor inconveniences. And maybe, just maybe, there will be some actual fucking character development. Do enjoy the ride.

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    4/?
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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    “I’ll make one more deal with you, Dream. And I know this is something you want. Something you want so desperately.” Dream waited. He waited for what Quackity had in store. He waited to know what deal Quackity was going to offer now. The only thing he wanted, wanted most in the world, was—

    “Give me the book and I’ll let you go.”

    Dream’s gaze flicked up at him, studying his face. If he did this, there would be no turning back. There was also the possibility Quackity was tricking him. Was that a risk he was willing to bet his life on?

    "Deal."

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    The thing about the trolls you love is that they’re good at taking things apart.

    The fact that you are on their list of things to take apart can be considered both a pro and a con, depending on the night.

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    Its 3:27 A.M. You just got back from a bumping party. Your roommate Sollux Captor is rather hungry from a day of gaming and generally doing fucking nothing. He decides to make a Hot Pocket while you watch. He might even share some if you're lucky!

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    Quadrants are something you and Dave used to talk about a lot, but then you actually started living together.

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    You wonder if he's dreaming... he's definitely asleep, there's no faking shit for him. Petrus couldn't lie his way out of anything. But the couch can't be comfortable or restful. He doesn't even have a-

    Oh. He needs a sopor blanket.

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    Jade Harley is one of the last remaining humans in the universe.
    Due to her keen mind and knowledge of biology, the Empire of Her Imperious Condescension has deemed her existence to be valuable. Granted only a small amount of freedom, she's trapped unhappily in an existence filled with toil and loneliness, cut off from any chance to form a meaningful connection.
    When a request for her services is sent from a distant outpost, the Empire elects to send her there with an escort who's required to watch her 24/7.
    Having someone by her side is an opportunity she's never gotten before and isn't letting go of, but as with most things concerning Vriska Serket not everything will go according to plan.

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    Chapters:
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    Run.

     

    TWITTER @hornyheroes
    TRAILER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BunMJE1grPk

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    Short stories about MEN and WOMAN boning

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    The Strider brothers have free reign of the apartment. They don't expect an alien to crash through their window.

    On the other side of the galaxy, Sollux Captor runs from planet Alternia. He doesn't expect to survive.

    A story about aliens from distant planets learning to understand each other, and maybe a little more.

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    3/?
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    Within these pages holds Wilbur Soot’s memories of a post apocalyptic wasteland, and the enemy that made it bearable.

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    Basically “what if Wilbur and Schlatt’s challenge videos were canon and sad and also they were in a kismesistude”. All takes place pre-DSMP canon.

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    English
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    399
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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