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    you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.

    is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.

    wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!

    (any explicit scenes will be clearly marked.)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    175
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
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    1,764
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    47
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    Caliborn gets a morning shock. Written to fill the prompt “fixing someone’s makeup”.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    735
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    15
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    the drabblest drabble to drabble (doin myself a favvor wwith this fanfic)

    blah blah blah eridans gay for caliborn

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    369
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    10
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    Two rival bands, lumped together in a brand new genre, forced to share the stage at an unofficial alien versus human battle of the bands. An ongoing feud between juggalos and punks. All culminating during "Star Warped Tour 2005."
    Hateflirtations and summertime sadness ensues.

    LiveJournal [August 10, 2005]
    carcinoGeneticist: Speeding through back roads and city streets.

    Smiles so wide it breaks your cheeks.
    Hot, and sweaty, but totally in love.
    Watching the sun rise and set through somebody else’s eyes.

    Language:
    English
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    17,124
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    176
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    Eridan had been unable to speak for as long as he could remember, and anything before that he doesn't want too. When circumstances send him to live with his brother, he finds himself at a school for the first time in his life. As he learns how to deal with people and grow as a person, will he finally be able to face his past head on?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    133,069
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    439
    Kudos:
    1081
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    16778
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    What happens when the world throws everything at you, pushing you to the brink of tears!? Well, that happens with June and Her friends!!!
    She started high school a few months ago with Her childhood friends, meeting new people and making...rivals!? She's just about to lose Her mind with everything going on.

    A (sorta) slice of life mainly about June, Rose, Dave, and Jade +Many, many others. What will they do when things get hard for them?....

    Become distressed.

    This is getting remade!!!!!!!

    Language:
    English
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    5,837
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    170
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    I will love you at the end of time.

    Language:
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    12,392
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    387
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    In which Dirk Striders Auto-Responder needs to put his indistinguishability to the test.

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    7,646
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    335
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    He's possibly the most incorrectly built human you've met, but that's kind of rude to say, and you shouldn't even be thinking it. The way his limbs stretch out and fasten together like they're the wrong pieces forced together, the way his words are disjointed and stiff, the way he tries so hard to act so cool but can never hide the visible discomfort in his posture. He is the sole reason your world changed and started crumbling, but you can't blame him for just being himself. It's hard to know whether you are also plagued with his discomfort in life or if you somehow wish you could be so true to yourself like he is. All you can really tell is that he makes you so viscerally curious that you can't help but want to figure out what makes him tick and how to fit his bones in their proper place.

    This shouldn't be how you feel about him. He's not your friend, he's not interested in you, and there's so much wrong with how you're feeling.
    -
    CHAPTERS WERE COMBINED TO MAKE THEM LONGER! New content will be added to the end of chapter 4 and then everything will continue like normal :-)!!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,353
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    664
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    A chatfic for homestuck, they're back at it again chatting online yeah, I may or may not give this thing a plot but until I figure that out its going to be random interactions over text

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,130
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    170
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    June Egbert feels stuck in a dead timeline, full of regret for not having transitioned earlier. Her retcon abilities offer her an enticing option: to go back and change everything.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    113,405
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    303
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    8858
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    Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.

    With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he's going to claw his way out from Under The Table.

    Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.

    And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.

    NOW COMPLETE!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    243,251
    Chapters:
    32/33
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    1497
    Kudos:
    1063
    Bookmarks:
    247
    Hits:
    36518
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    Something went wrong, and the new universe at the end of the game isn't all it's cracked up to be.

    Somehow the door to the new universe ends up leading to a bizarre Walmart in an alternate reality instead, with hints of a darker force at play. Or, at the very least, that Paradox Space is conspiring to put these poor kids through more hell for the sake of another story.

    A Homestuck continuation with a ridiculous concept played completely straight, because it's funnier that way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,950
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    987
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    Тебя так бесит Калиборн, что ты раздумываешь над тем, чтобы остаться с ним насовсем.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    2,067
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    Dirk, the manipulator of timelines, the one man who took control of the narrative to begin a new session, an unstoppable force, was losing at Chess to a Lord English Wannabe. A voice who he'd assumed was just his own desperate imagination trying to rekindle some image of his former love for some joy now sat before him, a victorious Jake from a Timeline much different than his own. Dirk refused to leave this dream without one win.

    "Again."

    (Huge Thanks to @aslanZounder for the art work in Part one!)

    Language:
    English
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    5,786
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    314
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    WHAT KIND OF ARTIST. WOuLD WILLINGLY SPOIL. THEIR OWN WORK. BuT IF YOu REALLY MuST KNOW. IT IS ALL KINDS OF "SAuCY" IN HERE. WITH SOME HATERS. BECOMING GREATERS. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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    English
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    1,085
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
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    When you wake up in an unfamiliar location with 15 strangers, it's pretty obvious that something has gone seriously wrong in your life. When you're told to kill those strangers if you ever want to leave, you decide whatever god may exist must really fucking hate you. Will the goodness of humanity surprise you and lead you all to a peaceful victory, or will people start to crack?
    Warnings for each chapter in the chapter summary. Currently on haitus, will return soon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,650
    Chapters:
    15/40
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    877
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    Dave Strider wanted to be a normal teenager. That plan got fucked up when he was five. But he went on with life, living like the cool kid he is, with no care in the world. Until he trips world famous actor, Karkat Vantas and starts a dating scandal. And when Karkat's manager tells him the only solution is for them to fake date for the press? Yeah, that whole normal plan was never going to happen. Dave could fake date an actor he's had a crush on since he was thirteen, totally. There'd be no problems with this plan.

    Throw in an abusive Bro, a traitor brother, a comatose stranger, dramatic breakups and more, and Dave is way in over his head.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    104,819
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2099
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    Dave Strider finds himself involved in a death game with eleven strangers and no prior memories of his life before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,553
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    425

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