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    DAVE: no seriously
    DAVE: it can literally do anything
    DAVE: like
    DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
    DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
    DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
    DAVE: yeah dude totally

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    A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make.

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    English
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    45,714
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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    Клип на песню "В руках великана" группы "Пикник".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    92
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    141
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1767
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    Dave Strider has always lived his life fighting in the war that took America by storm years ago when the initial nuclear bombs dropped, destroying the country. In a near-death experience, he meets a new and much more sheltered species. He finds himself living a life he never imagined existed in the world that he lived in now, but there he was, growing soft for a boy who had no idea of the troubles and navigation of the overworld.

    (Warnings may change over time, so please check the tags. They include things such as domestic abuse, child abuse, claustrophobia, mentions of blood and gore, and there will probably be mentions triggering emetophobia.)
    Thank you for reading! Y'all are the best!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Between the Multiverse, Garuza's Ambitions, and the remaining Kanaema stone being an utterly unknown factor... the Kiramagers find themselves caught in a rapidly escalating race to the finish line of this long running battle.

    Even the Kiraful-Go Arrow may not be enough to help them survive through the adventures ahead of them. They may need the backup of those who walked this path before them- whose own predecessors' accomplishments have left a long shadow across the Multiverse.

    Engrave it on your hearts! Hear Their Roar, and Be Amazed!!

    Arriving in a flash! Dispatching Evil with a blast!!

    It's About To Get Wild. Just Try and Stop these Five Sentai Together!!

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    English
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    117,980
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    650
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    “Despite her previous introspection, she does not really see this as making a point, and certainly not teaching a lesson. She’s not trying to change him. Why should she care what he thinks, who he is? She simply gets off on humiliating men like him, taking them apart using the same items that give such power to her. That’s really all there is to it.”

    (the prompt said that this shitty little dude deserves to be force femmed, and i agree)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    342
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    Having mastered the art of drawing the animes(TM), Caliborn has published a book to share his expertise with the world.

    If YOU want to learn how to draw like Caliborn (who wouldn't), and read chapter after chapter of art tutorials written in short, choppy sentences with all capital letters and gratuitous sexism and swearing (again, who wouldn't), this is the book for you!

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    English
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    260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
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    John Egbert wakes up in a strange school, his last memory was walking into Sburb Academy. As he meets the other people trapped with them, he learns the dark secret of this school. What will he do to survive the game's he is being put through?
    In a mirror situation, Roxy Lalonde wakes up in a similar situation. She's also participating in these games, but what the neither of them know? Is that they're cousin is in the same game, and they're fates are tied.
    You have the feeling it's going to be a long year.
    (REWRITE OF THE ORIGINAL WHICH SUCKED ASS)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Calliope has never had any friends. All she has is the brother in the back of her head.
    She is of course meant to have friends, as doing so would save her from the fate of eons of isolation

    But of course, it is that same fate that gives rise to the Muse.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    18
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    Here is how Homestuck characters would be as your moirail, this is all platonic, with the vague romantic emplications every now and again.

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    732
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    192
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    Reupload from FF.net of an "infamous" fic I wrote when I was in middle school. Original Description: "This stories about Tavros and Faerie; two trolls whom are madly in love. Along the way they enocunter alot of enemeys whom want to stop them since because there to nice to be trolls. This includes the evil Solex, the manuplative Friska and the sassy gay Erdoon. They also make friends with trolls like the elegantly debonair Koibito Minano and more. PLEASE RR the whole story! Thanks"

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    Chapters:
    18/18
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    Dave, Karkat, Dirk and Caliborn meet up in whatever place in the meteor to talk about their manly pregnancies and other stuff. Shenanigans of course insues.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Equius is sent to the Furthest Ring and stripped of everything that made him who he was. As he struggles to let go of his old values and past mistakes, he must learn to embrace his aspect and avoid becoming one with the villain his sacrifice was supposed to prevent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,841
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    215
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    There may be a little clickbait.

    Much to the annoyance of his friends, Dirk Strider takes up "being a bimbo" (while avoiding answering as many questions about this decision as he can).

    Language:
    English
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    3,467
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1227
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    Events take place 6 years after the events of the previous work 'Misclick'.

    Caliborn is five years older now. He is still frustrated. But differently this time.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Rose Lalonde is a high school psychiatrist. She can't sleep at night because of the problematic student. All she sees is a pure evil. That's why she never paid attention to the things that matter.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    9
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    72
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    IT HAS BEEN A BURNING QUESTION. EVER SINCE THE CONCEPT OF ROSIE VS DUNA. HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED.

    PERSONALLY. I BELIEVE. THAT THERE IS NO WRONG ANSWER. TO THIS SCORCHING INQUIRY.

    BUT. FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT. LET'S SAY. THAT THERE IS A CORRECT ANSWER. LET ME BESTOW THIS GIFTED KNOWLEDGE. UPON YOU.

    IN THIS BLOG I WILL. DEMONSTRATE THE IMPORTANCE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS. BY EXPLAINING THE INCORRECTNESS OF OTHER RESPONSES. AND THEN EXPLAINING WHY MINE IS THE ONLY CORRECT ONE.

    (Or, Caliborn rates popular Fossil Fighters ships)

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    English
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    562
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    20
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    Karkat had just about lost all hope after the disappearance of his dad and from the constant bullying from his classmates when, suddenly, his dad returns, claiming to have been rescued by one of the last known vigilantes, White Crow. Two months later, Karkat meets Dave Strider: aloof, enigmatic, a rambling and jumpy ball of secrets. He'll be damned if he doesn't help Dave out of whatever hellhole he's crawling through, though, even if that means breaking through twenty layers of irony to reach those demons

    Rose thought she couldn't have been luckier when she found her key to degrading and exacting her revenge on the authorities for their hand in her mother's death: Kanaya Maryam, goody two-shoes, risk-averse, and so infuriatingly pretty. But she never would've imagined she'd get along with Kanaya, and now, she's torn between finally letting down her carefully-constructed walls and achieving her goals

    Everyone's got demons. Question is, who will break first?

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    English
    Words:
    11,805
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    87
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    Caliborn solicits Dirk for help with his mating cycle.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    323
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    The Game has finally been won. That doesn't mean it's over, though. The Universe Tadpole is taking its sweet time growing up, there are some loose ends that need tying, and questions left unanswered.

    Besides, there's also a debt to repay, and a self-sacrificing pain-in-the-ass to haul off of Death's front lawn before he ends up in afterlife jail or some shit. You know, the usual stuff.

    The usual stuff that, of course, manages to open up an even BIGGER can of worms than Bec Noir, the Batterwitch, and the Saw-obsessed shit-talking alien brat turned universe-destroying timelord with a billiard ball themed leprechaun gang combined.

    No one is surprised by this.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    20,877
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2854

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