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    Literally no problem has ever been solved by secretly hooking up with one of your good friends whom you are not in love with to cope with the fact that the person who you are actually in love with does not love you. In fact, more problems are probably started by doing this than anything else.

    Holster and Nursey do it anyway.

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    "Elliot," Eric says, "this is Jack. Jack, this is Elliot."

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    Something dark and evil lurks beneath the waters of Samwell Pond. As incessant storms soak the campus, student after student is lured to a watery demise.

    Dex is hiding an ancient secret and knows more than he's telling.

    To what lengths will Nursey go to uncover the truth?

    What are they each willing to give up in their pursuit?

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    It all started with an excuse to throw a kegster. Who knew that Robert Pattinson actually looked at his fan mail?

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    1/?
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    Bitty is stuck in a loveless marriage in Madison, working as a waitress at a diner where he specializes in pie.

    No one knows that he's trans, longing to move away and start over. He longs to transition and live as Eric Bittle full time. And he has a plan: win a baking contest and use that money to start all over.

    Then everything changes...

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    The text says, I don't know if I can get through this semester.

    Chowder makes himself press send.

     

    (I think this can be read as a standalone but it's technically a part 2 for good days, bad days, earlier in this series)

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    Hanukkah at the Bittle-Zimmermans

    “All I care about is that I’m here with you. You don’t always need to have a fresh pie on the counter when I get home. I put it in my vows for a reason. Everything extra that you do is just icing on the cake.”

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    Housy just went to the Haus for a slice of pie. What he found will make him unable to look at rest of the team in the eyes for the rest of his time at Samwell.

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    Nursey and Chowder know that Dex has what it takes to win Masterchef, they also know he'd never apply for himself. It's not really betraying your best friend's trust if you only lie to him in order to help him get what he deserves, right?

    Dex's Junior year is busy. So busy that he forgot to apply for internships. A call from the Masterchef producers indicates that he has summer plans after all. His best friends (and crush) believe in him, how far will he push himself to not let them down?

    What is the definition of winning anyway? Is it the trophy and title? Or is about who is with you at the end?

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    After moving to NYC, Will doesn't have a lot of luck finding queer community, his friends and sister suspect that's because he doesn't go anywhere but work and home. They suggest giving dating apps a try.

    Derek has a deadline and three loud and annoying friends. Giving them free access to his phone and the dating apps on it to get them to leave him alone was probably not his smartest move, but it did work. Mostly. Besides, even if they do find a hookup for him, it's not like he's going to fall for the person, right?

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    Writer and notorious marriage detractor Derek Nurse falls for boy-next-door Will Poindexter. Before breaking the news to their family, they take a vacation to celebrate the engagement, only to realize there's more to this Bed and Breakfast than meets the eye.

    Pie for breakfast (lunch and dinner), disappearing guests, a body in the window seat, and a cop who insists their report is defamation of character are enough to make them want to check out for good, but when a friendly California man checks in alone, they decide they need to try to help keep him from becoming the next missing person in this quiet Massachusetts town.

    Can they solve the mystery and bring a killer to justice before their new friend becomes the next victim?

    NOTE: Chapters 1-6 are pretty much just normal fluffy fic, if you want to read the falling for each other bit without the mystery bit, those are safe.

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    This is the start of what, in absence of an actual title, I am calling the SpookydooAU for now (it’s fun to say, try it)
    I'm working my way through the story with the help of the fictober 2019 prompts

    What you need to know -
    Dex is a lone lighthousekeeper.
    The rest of the Samwell crew are friends that go on “ghost hunting” trips every year to keep in touch.
    Friends who end up at His Lighthouse and are Very Bothersome.
    And there’s a ghost. Maybe.

    In case you're worried this will be way light on the spooking and heavy on the shenaniganing (totally a word I just made up)
    Fair warning - this is a total WIP. I have no idea how long it'll end up and It's bound to get messy as the month continues. But, promise, I'll be cleaning it up at the end!

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    Derek walked right into a cardboard cutout of a middle-aged man with skin almost as pale as Will but with dark brown hair and a beard to match. It almost toppled over with Derek following behind, but he caught himself and the cutout with minimal flailing. “Shit,” he cursed under his breath.

    “Nursey?”

    He was not prepared for the sight in front of him once he spun around.

    First, Derek had to get up at seven in the morning, then he drove for seven hours, with half an hour breaks every three hours. He was tired, he was hungry, and now this.


    Or: the one in which Derek Nurse drives up to Maine to visit Dex, Dex turns out to be full of surprises, and Chowder is in the prime spot to watch his best friends pine for each other in real time.

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    After graduation, Dex, Nursey, Chowder, and Cait have to figure out how to make their separate dreams for the future work so that they can stay together.

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    It's been years since graduation, since the last time Derek and Will spoke.

    Sometimes things are said and can't be taken back.

    Sometimes things are left unsaid, and the chance is missed.

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    Caitlin falls sick and Chris worries.

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    When Dex and Nursey moved into a room together their Junior year, Dex discovered Nursey's fear. A few weeks later, Dex discovered that Nursey had a reason to be scared.

    There might have been things that slither in the night, but if it meant that Nursey could sleep perturbed, Dex would be the scariest thing in that room.

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    It all started when Bitty encouraged Jack to reconnect with Kent and apologize.

    Or, alternatively, the fic where Jack is really happy, and then not.

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    It's almost poetic.
    Derek Nurse meets his soulmate when he is thirty years old and getting his nose broken in a fight. It's the third period of game five, the Aces' goalie just got hauled away by a medic, and it's clear as day to see that William Poindexter is out for blood.

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    Chowder did Disneyland with terrifying efficiency. He took them through the best rides, the best restaurants, and took them shopping when the lines for rides were at their longest. Jack and Bitty got matching mouse ears, and he got Lardo to take a picture of them kissing in front of the castle in them as the sun set. It was a beautiful picture, and Bitty knew he would cherish it for years to come.

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    Bitty flies the whole group to California to celebrate Jack's 30th birthday at Disney. For the Jack Zimmermann Turns 30 Event!
    Prompt: Amusement Park

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