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    As a rule, Dwarrow were not overly fond of rain.

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    Nine months after leaving with an utterly shattered heart, Bilbo returns to Erebor to find out if it can possibly be pieced back together.

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    After a long journey, Thorin Oakenshield finds an unexpected surprise waiting for him in the Shire.

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    Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield are Sentinel and Guide. They are on a quest to defeat a dragon. They've learned the truth of hobbits and killed trolls without a problem but now they face Thorin's most hated race of Light - the elves. Then again, Rivendell isn't Eryn Galen and Elrond isn't Thranduil.

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    Ten years have passed since the Battle of the Five Armies. It has also been ten years since Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, has seen his burglar, Bilbo Baggins. At least, until hobbits show up at his gates with Bilbo. They are bruised, beaten, and desperate for a safe place after their beloved Shire is invaded by orcs. But this also gives Thorin a chance to redeem himself and act on the feelings he's been hiding for years.

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    Once upon a time, tiny Bilbo Baggins dreamed of having a family of his own. After realizing he's gay and losing his parents, he honestly believes it will never happen. Then thirteen dwarves show up on his doorstep for an adventure and, after helping them reclaim Erebor, he marries their king. A hobbit secret is revealed as a wedding gift, giving Bilbo's dream life once more.

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    It's spring and there has been an unseasonal late frost. Everything in Bilbo's garden should be fine. It isn't.

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    To Thorin’s great astonishment, Bilbo is capable of growing something much more incredible than pretty flowers and green food in his garden.

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    Why was their hobbit acting so weird?

    Nori is going to find out!

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    “All rise for the King Under the Mountain, Thorin the Second Oakenshield,” Balin announced. The assembled dwarves rose, a respective silence filling the courtroom. As Thorin swept his gaze over them once more, the sound of a pin’s dropping could have been heard in the hush. “Bleh,” Laslûna declared, then shook her rattle.
    A typical day for Thorin does usually proceed like this: Get up at sunrise, have breakfast with Bilbo, attempt to spoon porridge or berries into Laslûna’s mouth and laugh when it gets all over her face, dress for court, go out and actually hold court or attend councils or many other bureaucratic situations. Today, however, there is a slight change: the members of Thorin’s family have highly packed schedules for the day, leaving Little Luna without a minder. This was how Thorin came to be holding court with an extremely adorable, mildly cantankerous, but most especially vocal infant on his knee. Not that he was complaining.

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    Yavanna long ago allowed Hobbits to grow their children when they couldn't have children the usual way. Bilbo uses this method to grow a reminder of a Dwarf he believes he has lost.

    A transfer from my fanfiction.net account

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    “Thorin and I are expecting a child,” Bilbo announced. Kíli choked on a bite of bread, Fíli spat wine clear across the table, Tauriel dropped the bowl of potatoes in her hands, and Dís just about fell off her chair. “Pardon me,” Kíli said, a little hoarsely, “but don’t you need a, er, a uterus for that?” “No. You see, Hobbit children are grown in the garden,” Bilbo answered. “What, right next to the cabbages?” said Kíli.
    The biggest difference between Hobbits and Dwarves was not, as most people assume, the lack of beards or the size of feet. In truth, the difference was in the method of their birth. While Dwarves did things the old fashioned way, with their womenfolk carrying their children for nine months, Hobbits made use of a single seed, two locks of hair, and fertile soil. This, of course, means that where Dwarves need both one male and one female to bring new life to the world, Hobbits need no such restriction.

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    The tale of Belladonna Took is a strange and quite uncertain one, but my dear reader, you will find that there are many more stranger things in this universe than a reincarnated jotun prince falling in love with Dís, princess of Erebor.

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    *Summary in Progress because I am bad at them*
    After entering Erebor Thorin falls to Goldsickness, after he hurts Bilbo he manages to push it back but slowly it engulfs him until all he can see is his possessions and that includes Bilbo.

    Slow burn Angst/Domestic abuse - Inspired by the song Torn by Natalie Imbruglia.
    UnBeta'd and still taking shape, please don't hate me.

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    Bag End has two masters after mister Bilbo’s Adventure.

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    wherein Fili and Kili get lost, Freylin Baggins is a small matter of huge importance and Miss Bilbo Baggins - of Bag-End, Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, of the Shire - is not quite certain of her place in the world.

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    Sometimes, Bilbo finds, not everything goes according to plan.

    First an injury and the coming winter delay his leaving Erebor, then word from the Shire leaves him mourning his beloved Bag End. And because getting added to Thorin's council isn't trouble enough, Kili is in love with an elf, Fili may or may not have his eyes on a certain little scribe, everyone seems to think he is a lady hobbit, and Thorin needs to find someone to marry.

    Okay. So the last part might not be trouble, exactly, except for the part where it makes Bilbo's rather hopeless attachment even more painful. Or it wouldn't if he hadn't possibly accidentally promised to provide Thorin with an heir... and Dáin just might still be scheming something.

    Fortunately, if there's one thing hobbits are good at, it's growing things. And Thorin did promise him a garden.

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    This art was created for the Hobbitstory Big Bang 2016 story "To Seek a Newer World" by starr_falling

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    The brave line of Thorin Oakenshield was not meant to survive the Battle of the Five Armies. But the love of a hobbit and an elleth might just change the path of history.

    A fix-it inspired by my story "Of the Stone of Erebor and the Gardens of the Shire"

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    {THIS STORY IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING RE-WRITTEN}

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