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    Bilbo Baggins of Bag End was not a very respectable Hobbit. No respectable Hobbit had a sword and crossbow hanging in their home, nor did they have Dwarves as family. But Bilbo Baggins did, and all of Shire knew of his husband, blacksmith Thorin Oakenshield.

    When Bilbo comes home to find his Husband earlier than expected, he learns of a quest to reclaim Erebor. It is a death mission. Bilbo knows that Dwarves are stubborn creatures, and none more than Thorin himself. But nobody said that Bilbo himself was any less stubborn.
    So he will follow his dearest husband across all of Middle Earth, through plains and mountains and forests, all while hiding the true nature of their relationship (Dwarven politics never helped anyone), brushing off some old wounds (and getting new ones) and finding out new things about the dwarf Bilbo calls husband (and his extended family).

    Nobody ever said love was easy, after all.

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    Once there was a Hobbit who loved his family more than any jewel, coveted them more than any coin, mourned their loss like the greatest of wealth. He watched everything he worked for crumble, his friends and family die. He went home with a broken heart and a fierce regret. When he died this brave, loyal, foolish Hobbit looked back at all the destruction and loss. he looked forwards into the face of Eternity... and demanded a chance to fix it. Infinity laughed, and for his audacity granted a boon to the beloved Hobbit. He was sent back, into a new body and life, with the memories to change everything.

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    Bilbo, Thorin, Fili and Kili are sent back to do things better this time, only the Valar aren't taking any chances. Erebor will once more be the Guardian of the North, even if they have to arrange things themselves.

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    (This is a collection of scrapped or removed scenes from my story 'through the darkness, rise' - this will make little sense if you don't read it beforehand.)

    After the Battle of the Five Armies and Bilbo and Thorin's arranged marriage, Bilbo is certain Thorin has no real interest in him, and they're trying to keep the mountain running all throughout the winter. Meanwhile, there's still that dragon egg they're dealing with, Kili courting an elf, half of Laketown stuck with them, and more dwarrow on the way. Mahal, this'll be a ride.

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    During the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo dies. On the other side, he's met by the Essence of the Universe - and they are not pleased with this turn of events. Deciding to send Bilbo back, they give him two advantages: knowledge, and strength.

    Bilbo is born as a dragon of the First Age with all the memories of the hobbit Bilbo Baggins. First, he has to survive several thousand years as a dragon... and then, when he's finally a hobbit again, he has to deal with keeping his identity secret while traveling with the Company of thirteen dwarves. With guilt eating him up and worry of the future gnawing at his bones, Bilbo sets off for the March of Erebor. He can only hope he won't fall for a certain dwarven king on his way there... again.

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    Bilbo sets up house on the outskirts of Dale, unsure of his welcome in Erebor and unwilling to risk his new Garden on the uncertainty.

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    Everyone's going on a bizarre adventure across the world. Starring Shigaraki, Hisoka, Chrollo and Dabi.

     

    (Alternative summary; Slender having sexual intercourse with his brother).

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    Based upon this prompt

    "No, YOU listen, you great stone headed Dwarf. I am Bilbo Baggins of the Lonely Mountain and Mizimith of Ravenhill. This is MY home and you are a guest in it. Behave yourself or face the consequences."

    Or in which the Arkenstone is a person instead of a shiny rock and that person is Bilbo Baggins and he's not gonna let some Dwarves ruin his mountain with WAR of all things.

    With an accidental similarity to Rapunzel, my bad.

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    After the Battle fo Five Armies Bilbo simply goes home. Thorin and his nephews are barely hanging on by a thread and Bilbo cannot stand around just to watch them die. He and Thorin said their goodbyes in their own way upon Raven Hill and now Bilbo wanted to take his heartache home.

    He writes often as he can to his dwarf friends in Erebor and finding out that Thorin survived was a blessing but still Bilbo can’t bring himself to return after his deeds at the gate.

    So he focuses much of his attention on returning to his old life in the Shire, but he finds it hard. He is missing something, so he decided to plant his acorn, the acorn that he and Thorin bonded with, that will hopefully produce their children.

    Bilbo begins to find peace again, until Orcs invade the Shire, driving Bilbo and his new family out. But Bilbo and his daughter get separated in the panic.

    So she does the only thing she can think of and journeys to Erebor. To meet her father, to ask for his aid.

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    “My name is Karin Baggins, from the Shire, I come with my cousin Frodo Baggins in search of asylum and aid from the mighty dwarves of Erebor.” She bowed before Thorin.

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    Just your classic "Bilbo thinks Thorin's dead so he goes back to the Shire to plant their baby and grieve" fic. At least, until the personal raven of The King Under the Mountain arrives with a message.

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    Ten years have passed since the Battle of the Five Armies. It has also been ten years since Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, has seen his burglar, Bilbo Baggins. At least, until hobbits show up at his gates with Bilbo. They are bruised, beaten, and desperate for a safe place after their beloved Shire is invaded by orcs. But this also gives Thorin a chance to redeem himself and act on the feelings he's been hiding for years.

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    I read, I get ideas.
    It's not my fault these plot bunnies keep dropping basically out of the sky, alright?

    these will most likely not be updated; they've been dropped so they stop bothering me. Take them, please, there's too many.

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    Bilbo Baggins was born clutching an acorn, even if he doesn't remember it.

    Meeting Thorin Oakenshield feels both like a sign and a cruel joke.

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    Yavanna did not make hobbits.

    Not like her husband made dwarves - not even like she helped Eru make her treefolk.

    They are her children anyway.

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    As a rule, Dwarrow were not overly fond of rain.

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    Nine months after leaving with an utterly shattered heart, Bilbo returns to Erebor to find out if it can possibly be pieced back together.

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    After a long journey, Thorin Oakenshield finds an unexpected surprise waiting for him in the Shire.

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    Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield are Sentinel and Guide. They are on a quest to defeat a dragon. They've learned the truth of hobbits and killed trolls without a problem but now they face Thorin's most hated race of Light - the elves. Then again, Rivendell isn't Eryn Galen and Elrond isn't Thranduil.

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    Once upon a time, tiny Bilbo Baggins dreamed of having a family of his own. After realizing he's gay and losing his parents, he honestly believes it will never happen. Then thirteen dwarves show up on his doorstep for an adventure and, after helping them reclaim Erebor, he marries their king. A hobbit secret is revealed as a wedding gift, giving Bilbo's dream life once more.

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    It's spring and there has been an unseasonal late frost. Everything in Bilbo's garden should be fine. It isn't.

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