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    A tale of smoothies, shiners, and unhealthy sleeping habits, not necessarily in that order. Also assaults, secrets, and psychic revealing nations (sorry, revelations). Who is assaulting and killing tall, dark men, why does Lassie seem to know so much about it, and why does Shawn care this much, anyway?
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    CW: This entire story is about a rape case and associated trauma, so be warned. No super graphic descriptions, but the implications are there. If I think a chapter merits a more specific or different content warning, I will include it. And if you think I missed something, please let me know.

    Title is based on the song "Blue Monday" by New Order. (Did I google "80s songs" to help me come up with it? Maybe.) Whole thing is written, updates 2-3 times per week.

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    Turns out policemen do have balls. When the Santa Barbara Police Department starts getting a bad reputation for being hostile to civilians, they must put together a fun, family-friendly event that’s live to the public. The solution? A space-themed ball, prom, dance thing... Shawn attempts to seduce Carlton to The Killers. Gus fights for Pluto's honor. Juliet... well she just hopes that her boys won't end up making a scene in front of all of Santa Barbara. Chief Vick is counting on her team to set an example tonight. The good thing? It won't be forever.

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    In which I rewrite parts of Season 7 Episode 14 No Trout About it into a version where Shawn and Lassiter are married, but Gus and Juliet are dating. You gotta have seen the episode to understand, lots of jumping around. PART OF A SERIES, BUT CAN BE READ ON ITS OWN

    “So you two are an item?” He says looking at the two sitting next to one another.

    “For the record, I always thought it was unprofessional.” Lassiter looks at him with a smirk.

    “Oh, you’re one to talk! You married Shawn!” Lassiter whips his head around to Juliet, “That was before I was Head Detective!

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    A series of one-shots that cover the first time of six ships between the main four characters in this show. Each chapter will say who the ship is between!

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    Simons makes it his mission to find everything he can out about the Head Detective in an attempt to possibly ruin his career, but almost immediately feels bad when he actually sees the other side of his desk. Lassiter has nothing personal on his desk other than a single framed picture of four children, a young girl with brown hair and green eyes holding an obviously newborn baby with striking blue eyes and a onesie on saying, “Born 2 gether.” with an arrow pointing right and next to them is an older boy with Blue eyes and brown hair holding another newborn baby with the same eyes and a onesie on saying, “Friends 4 ever” with an arrow pointing left.

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    Carlton has never been happier. He's got a new home, a hot husband, and his arrest record has never been more impressive. Now he's just waiting for the other shoe to drop. When a serial killer with a fascination in Shawn surfaces in Santa Barbara, Carlton can't shake the feeling that his happiness is going to come to an abrupt end.

    [ Part 3 of Coffee Shop Saga ]

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    When Carlton dies, he's too young, too unfulfilled, too miserable to move on to any kind of afterlife. Luckily, there's an alternative that suits his needs.

    When Carlton dies, very little actually changes.

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    Shawn's mother is in town for Easter. Having finally ended up in a stable relationship, Shawn plans to surprise her with his new boyfriend at dinner. However, a tragic accident changes those plans.

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    A beautiful man walks out of the ocean and into Carlton’s town, wearing stolen clothes and a seal’s pelt.

    It’s a full moon.

    It’s 1590.

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    Nostalgia flashbacks, a pumpkin-patch murder, a spooky silhouette, a hayride to die for, and, of course... jack o'napples.

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    The last thing Carlton expected was for the Chief to inform him that he would be taking the person he's been dating for the past four months to a law enforcement retreat. This wasn't how he had anticipated introducing his significant other to his coworkers at the station. Especially because he wasn't dating anyone.

    Thankfully, there's Shawn Spencer, barista and psychic(??), to the rescue.

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    Captain Vick commands the USS Santa Barbara with First officer/security officer Lt Cmdr Carlton Lassiter of Vulcan and her CMO Burton "Gus" Guster making sure the crew are able to live another day. This story begins when Lt Cmdr Shawn Spencer comes to sick bay because of an accident in engineering.

    Started: 8/10/2016.

    Completed: . . . /. . ./2016

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    Yes! Carlton is taking me with him to go to a wedding! Only… one question. What’s a wedding?

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    Semper gets to work a case with Lassiter and it's with the chief's permission too! Unfortunately for him... Carlton has to keep him in his hotel room.

    Things... only go down hill from there.

    The only thing Semper wants is for Lassiter to keep his promise.

    Is that really so hard to do?

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    It’s my first official case with Psych and my partner, Carlton, but to tell you the truth- just between us- I’m still not technically official. Which means… don’t tell anyone I’m here!

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    Semper Fidelis gets settled in his new home, but he's only a puppy and he gets bored too quick to be able to stay cooped up in the house without Carlton. So he decides to escape and accompany Carlton on his first not-official case, ever.

    Unfortunately, things don't go as he plans.

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    "We all know what happens when Shawn Spencer takes up residence in Santa Barbara and becomes the lead- and /only/- Psychic Detective of the SBPD with his best friend. But not everyone knows the truth about everything that happens… So, how do I know? Because I was there. Who am I? ...well, that… you will have to figure out on your own."

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    Semper Fidelis is a cute little puppy new in the world and is determined to become the best damn police canine you ever did see. So when he wanders into the Santa Barbara Police Department one day- still a stray- he's more than delighted when he finds himself with a very special name, a very special home, and a very special owner.

    But that's only the start of a very special and very epic adventure for this spirited little pup. After all, nothing for the Psych gang is ever normal- /or/ boring.

    But Semper? Is /more/ than okay with that!

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    The Psych gang are cats. Just a peak into what their lives are like for the ordinary cats. Well, this week, it is not the usual. Season finale for them, maybe?

    Started: 7/10/2016.

    Completed: 7/22/2016 at 8:29 PM.

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    Sequel to Strange Magic. AKA all the twists and turns that they take, getting further and further away from how things would have gone if Lassiter had never gotten cursed.

    Some things change, some things are more or less the same, and some things branch off entirely.

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    The Juliet develops superpowers AU. “If this weren’t the culmination of all my childhood dreams it would really suck,” she said to no one in particular.

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    The SBPD is home to a whole host of curious characters: Shawn takes risks, Gus hogs the sweets, Lassie solves crimes, and Jules does a lot of peacemaking. Karen and Henry do their best to manage the shop, despite the catty antics of their feline compatriots.

    Oh, did I forget to mention? The SBPD is a cat café.

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    Align – Lassiter is an aspiring astronomer. Shawn writes horoscopes for a living.

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