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    一句"斯莱史祝您生日快乐"附带将乔早年间变卖的吉普森吉他免费送还可不是吉他手间的惺惺相惜,他是为了一个更私人化的愿望,他要再次得到他的前辈乔佩里,这次则是完完全全的占有。

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    In which misunderstandings abound, Eurovision jokes are made, there is only ONE bed, and so much curling is played. Oh and two idiots fall in love... aka the modern curling AU that no one asked for but I wrote anyway.

    “Hurry HARD! HARD!” a surprisingly loud voice screamed out at Nicky as he brushed the ice in front of the stone speeding down the ice. He doubled his effort and watched with some satisfaction as the stone came to rest almost exactly where Quynh had wanted it to.

    “Nice one Quynh,” he called out, gliding back to her.

    “Wouldn’t have made it without your sweeping.” she replied.

    “That could have had a tad more curl’ a voice called out to them.

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    Five times Booker watches Joe and Nicky, and one time he joins in

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    Months ago he might have still searched out the room for a weapon, just in case—they both would have.

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    "It's not necessary," Joe says.

    Nicky pretends he didn't hear a thing, he removes the sheets and applies the cream on Joe's butt. It's to relieve the burning, the pain. It's part of the aftercare… something Joe refuses to accept.

    "It's already done," Nicky says, putting the covers back. "And we are not doing this anymore, Yusuf."

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    Omega Nicky is Joe’s sugar baby. Doesn’t mean he’s sweet, though.

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    "Yeah," Booker mutters, apropos of nothing, palm breaking the loose hold he's had on Joe's throat since Nicky first twisted into position beneath them.

    Now, he widens his stance behind Joe to snare their knees together, and sweeps it down his stomach, pressing on the patch of skin just below his belly button, as if he could conceivably feel them there. His other palm curls around the obscene cut of Joe's hip bone, scritching blunt nails through thick hair and enjoying the minute trembles each drag across sensitive skin elicits.

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    “It’s because of my nephew,” Nicky started. His new friend raised an eyebrow, gesturing for him to go on. “I was babysitting last week, and my sister gave me one job: to get him to eat the stewed broccoli she’d left. He’s still not got the hang of talking just yet, but he said he didn’t like broccoli. I asked if he’d tried it, and he said no, and I asked how he could be sure if he’d never tried.”

    “Ah,” the man said, grinning. “Let me guess: You realized you’ve never tried sex with a man, so how could you be sure you’re really straight?”

    “It seemed a rather blatant hypocrisy,” Nicky confessed.

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    "Good night?" he greets.

    In the rearview mirror his eyes meet the driver's, gazes catching. A beat later he receives a subdued nod.

    "How about for you?" It's asked carefully as the car pulls away from the pub and into traffic.

    Joe's right knee is bouncing in tiny spasms. "You could say that." With a sweep of tongue from corner to corner, he licks his suddenly dry lips, finding them a little chapped. He clears his throat. "I'm Joe."

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    They don't speak. They don't kiss.

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    The thing about Joe is that he's so very touchable.

    Or, at the very least, Nicky wants to touch him, all the time and in all manner of ways.

    He wants... many things.

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    Nicolò had fucked before.

    He had even fucked Yusuf by now. Several times, in fact. Their trysts ranging from their first, frenzied and desperate, to two days prior when Nicolò had rolled over in the early evening hours, needy and aching, to straddle Yusuf’s hips and ride his cock until the wild need in himself had finally abated.

    Nicolò had fucked.

    The problem was, he was only just now realising, was that he had never made love.

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    Nearly three decades into the search for Quỳnh - three decades spent alone - feared pirate captain Nico Genovese finds someone else precious to him aboard his latest prize.

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    Moving in, almost three months ago now, the landlord had tried to explain The Situation, but, and this Joe fully acknowledges was his own short-sightedness, he chose to dismiss any and all concerns about a haunting. Of all things. Sounds ridiculous even now.

    Or, Nicky is haunting Joe's house, but in, like, a sexy way.
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    It's a stolen afternoon.

    Nicky has a flight he's meant to catch in less than four hours and he has yet to pack his equipment.

    Joe has a networking dinner tonight.

    They're both time thieves.

    Or, Joe is much too photogenic at all times for Nicky to resist.
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    Collection of smutty one shots with Joe & Nicky from discord. Tags to be added with new chapters.

    Chapter 1: Blow jobs, public sex, voyeurism
    Chapter 2: Top!Nicky, anal fingering, anal sex, first time
    Chapter 3: Face fucking, for life affirming reasons
    Chapter 4: Choking, breath play
    Chapter 5: Dom/sub, face fucking, spanking
    Chapter 6: Anal fisting, edging
    Chapter 7: Top!Nicky, rimming, anal fingering, anal sex
    Chapter 8: Anal fingering, mutual masterbation, phone sex
    Chapter 9: Lingerie, face fucking

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    A horrible thought occurred to him moments before the locked door handle turned to allow the assailant entry into the room.

    What if he wanted to check Joe’s injury and found it fully healed mere hours after he sustained it?

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    A rush of embarrassment filled Joe, nausea twisting in his stomach. He closed his eyes against the club’s lights, mind unwillingly flashing back to earlier that night, of taking a risk after nine-hundred-years of friendship, throwing it all away for...nothing. It hadn’t mattered. Nicky didn’t feel that way about him. He didn’t want Joe the way Joe wanted him.

    It had just seemed so right at the moment.

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    Pling!

    Nicky looked at his phone. One new message from <3<3Yusuf<3<3. Much to his instant regret, he opened it. Because of course he did. A picture popped up. Of Joe. In a-- oh, holy mother of God.

    Exiting the texts app, he frantically looked around, expecting some older woman to give him a scornful glance. But none came. Nobody had even seen the picture. How could they possibly? Nicky had barely seen it properly before shutting it down.

    Making sure no horny teenager stood right behind him to ogle a digital rendition of his very scantily clad husband, he held his breath and opened it again. Oh, that cheeky bastard. How he loved him. And how he was going to completely ruin those lace panties the second he stepped through their front door.

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    Nicolò should set up the rifle right now, make the shot, and be out of the country by lunchtime. He shouldn’t care that Joe’s eyes are a warm, deep brown, or that when he smiles the entire room lights up around him. Nico has killed beautiful people before, many of them, without blinking.

    Instead he makes a monumentally stupid decision.

    "My bad pickup line worked on you,” Joe says later at dinner. “I saw your sneer and I thought, oh, I must get that man to agree to a date with me.”

    Nico snorts. “And despite my better judgement, here we are.”

    “Oh,” Joe says, and over to touch Nico’s fingers. “I think your judgement was quite good, don’t you?”

     

    Or: Nico has a job, and that job is Joe. He just can't for the life of him figure out why anyone would want an unassuming museum curator and art restorer dead.

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