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    Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski have been going out for a while now. Secrets were kept and things were intact. Until one day, after a messy argument between the two, Eric decides to get revenge and outs his relationship with Kyle in front of too many people with two things at his advantage: cliche rom coms and bad poetry.

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    Eric has been seeing Dr. Broflovski for six years now and has fallen deeper into an obsession for the doctor. Eric knows that the doctor secretly is in love with him, he just doesn't know how to show it. So Cartman will have to make the first move in their relationship and will do anything to keep it.

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    Eric pokes fun at his boyfriend, but don't worry, Daddy Kyle knows the perfect payback—in the form of a blushing, writhing baby boy. Filthy smut with an icing layer of fluff.

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    Kyle disappeared over the summer to New York City, with a bright future and college applications on the horizon. Cartman disappeared to God-Knows-Where, with a huge secret and unresolved feelings for a certain someone...
    Now it’s senior year, and the closer they get, the more obvious it becomes: their futures couldn’t be further apart, and even their own friends and family want them as far away from each other as possible.
    Too bad love doesn’t really work that way, does it?

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    As the most highly-regarded surgeon in Victorian-era South Park, Kyle Broflovski is living the dream: he has the perfect home, perfect life, and the perfect husband, Eric Cartman. If only their perfect, quiet, mountain town, wasn’t being terrorized, by a heartless, serial killer.

    And Kyle’s perfect, childhood best-friend and detective, Stan Marsh, wasn’t on the case.

    And that serial killer did just happen to be Kyle, himself.

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    Cartman fights his arch nemesis, and then has to settle with oral from his favorite hooker in the same night.

    Not that Kenny would understand.

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    Cartman is back home on Thanksgiving break, and just wants to have sex with his best friend, Kenny. Unfortunately, they both get wrapped up in a plan for Grandpa Marsh's euthanization by means of community theater.

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    Five years ago, Eric Cartman was hunched over him, with a fat hand on Kyle’s throat and the tip of a knife pointed between his eyes.

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    South Park

    Recopilación de One-Shots.

    AllxEric Cartman.

    Hetero. En su mayoría YAOI.

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    South Park no es un pueblo normal, Kyle lo sabe mejor que nadie. Quince años teniendo que soportar cada cosa anormal en su pueblo, deberían haberlo preparado para todo.

    Pero entonces, cuando crees que nada puede ser peor, el mundo... o mejor dicho South Park se encarga de hacerte saber lo equivocado que estás, te dice que por mucho que te prepares jamás estarás listo.

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    ¿Qué es lo que harías si al despertar nada es como lo recuerdas?
    ¿Tus vecinos?
    ¿Tus amigos?
    ¿Tu familia?
    E incluso...
    ¿Tus enemigos?

    ADV: USO EXCESIVO DEL OOC| SEMI AU| YAOI| KYMAN|

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    Kyle Broflovski navigates through a hellish, unforgiving world where evil is rewarded and weakness drives you to an early grave. Eric Cartman takes the wheel on the way there.

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    2/?
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    Eric and Kyle have a fun night to celebrate Eric passing all of his exams. Things get extremely hot and steamy.

     

    (Or; I passed my supplementary exams and wrote this to clebrate.)

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    “Kyle didn’t dance, so he sat on his stool and watched the crowd while he sipped his plain Diet Coke. That’s when he saw her.“

    Kyle hooks up with a sexy stranger, who happens to not be a stranger at all. PWP. Eric gets fucked.

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    Karen just had a minor and insignificant headache but, Kenny was panicking over nothing. So he asks his BFF to come over. Cartman gets fed up with him and he loses his cool. One thing leads to another and the two end up having sex.

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    Cartman bets he can break his previous bike-jumping record. Kyle bets he cannot. Cartman bets that if he can make said jump, Kyle will have to own-up to his end of their old fourth grade bet, and give him head. Kyle accepts this bet, since he obviously, cannot lose.

    Cartman wins and now Kyle, is totally, screwed.

    ...Only thing Cartman never betted on, however? Finally realizing he's got actual feelings for Kyle.

    Now, they're both screwed.

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    Maybe it wasn’t a bad idea to let the enemy sleep over.

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    Eric Cartman has a boyfriend which would be great if he knew who he was. A hot, tall underground wrestler with a weird fake accent and a penchant for cross-dressing should be easy to pinpoint in South Park, but Princess Ballerina is taking his secret identity seriously.

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    40
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    Cartman has an embarrassing emergency and as usual expects Kyle to 'lend him a hand'.

    Well it's not like it's the first time he's been down there...

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    'La plática'. El tema más incómodo de conversación de los padres a los hijos. Los chicos sabían que llegaría, sin embargo, no esperaron que sería acompañado de una revelación de un secreto a nivel global que cambiaría el resto de sus vidas. En retrospectiva, debieron sospechar que South Park hallaría la manera de joderlos por el culo de por vida, literalmente.

    Universo Omega. Eventual Kyman.

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