16 Works in Bottom Eric Cartman

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    Five years ago, Eric Cartman was hunched over him, with a fat hand on Kyle’s throat and the tip of a knife pointed between his eyes.

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    114,912
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    23/?
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    57
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    Kyle disappeared over the summer to New York City, with a bright future and college applications on the horizon. Cartman disappeared to God-Knows-Where, with a huge secret and unresolved feelings for a certain someone...
    Now it’s senior year, and the closer they get, the more obvious it becomes: their futures couldn’t be further apart, and even their own friends and family want them as far away from each other as possible.
    Too bad love doesn’t really work that way, does it?

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    English
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    32,051
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    88
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    122
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1158
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    Kyle Broflovski navigates through a hellish, unforgiving world where evil is rewarded and weakness drives you to an early grave. Eric Cartman takes the wheel on the way there.

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    English
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    2,552
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    33
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    126
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1886
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    Eric and Kyle have a fun night to celebrate Eric passing all of his exams. Things get extremely hot and steamy.

     

    (Or; I passed my supplementary exams and wrote this to clebrate.)

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    English
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    1,598
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    799
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    “Kyle didn’t dance, so he sat on his stool and watched the crowd while he sipped his plain Diet Coke. That’s when he saw her.“

    Kyle hooks up with a sexy stranger, who happens to not be a stranger at all. PWP. Eric gets fucked.

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    English
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    3,975
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    761
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    Karen just had a minor and insignificant headache but, Kenny was panicking over nothing. So he asks his BFF to come over. Cartman gets fed up with him and he loses his cool. One thing leads to another and the two end up having sex.

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    2,227
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    1/1
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    22
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    2
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    273
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    Cartman bets he can break his previous bike-jumping record. Kyle bets he cannot. Cartman bets that if he can make said jump, Kyle will have to own-up to his end of their old fourth grade bet, and give him head. Kyle accepts this bet, since he obviously, cannot lose.

    Cartman wins and now Kyle, is totally, screwed.

    ...Only thing Cartman never betted on, however? Finally realizing he's got actual feelings for Kyle.

    Now, they're both screwed.

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    English
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    40,331
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2745
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    Maybe it wasn’t a bad idea to let the enemy sleep over.

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    English
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    493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    271
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    Eric Cartman has a boyfriend which would be great if he knew who he was. A hot, tall underground wrestler with a weird fake accent and a penchant for cross-dressing should be easy to pinpoint in South Park, but Princess Ballerina is taking his secret identity seriously.

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    English
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    26,778
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    335
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    4264
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    Cartman has an embarrassing emergency and as usual expects Kyle to 'lend him a hand'.

    Well it's not like it's the first time he's been down there...

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    2,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1890
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    'La plática'. El tema más incómodo de conversación de los padres a los hijos. Los chicos sabían que llegaría, sin embargo, no esperaron que sería acompañado de una revelación de un secreto a nivel global que cambiaría el resto de sus vidas. En retrospectiva, debieron sospechar que South Park hallaría la manera de joderlos por el culo de por vida, literalmente.

    Universo Omega. Eventual Kyman.

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    Español
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    48,111
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Takes place during S20E02, but all characters are of age. The girls take matters into their own hands and decide to teach Skankhunt42 a lesson.

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    English
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    1,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1152
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    Cartman didn't know becoming a girl will help him see everyone in a different light. Butters dumbass idea will help his relationship with _________

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    English
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    16,692
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2149
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    "Hey have you heard!?!" "No." "ERIC CARTMAN GOT HOT!!!!!"

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    English
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    12,139
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2385
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    Eric Cartman just wants his charities to succeed for the holidays. It just sucks living in a universe where beards are commonplace and being evil is rewarded. And with Christmas purges and his own depraved boyfriend trying to put the kibosh on his good deeds, will Eric get the Christmas miracle he deserves? Probably not.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,337
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    445
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    7287
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    When Kyle has a bad day, Cartman believes there is only one way to relieve the bottled up stress in his life. Kyman.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,451
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3160

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