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    Life is but a series of micro-fuckeries.
    Really an AU where they can actually talk about their feelings.

    Chapter titles are from “This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)” by Talking Heads.

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    Какой лучший способ забыть Джентльмена пиратов? Наверное, не связываться с Калико Джеком.

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    Ed and Stede want to bugger, but before they do so, they have to face the thoughts and feelings they've been hiding from one another. And they've been hiding more than they think. Also featured: Lucius being a great friend and wingman.

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    2/5
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    This is what you called me in here for?” Lucius says, dryly, when they arrive back at the cabin.

    “Well – I… yes,” Stede replies, feeling a blush spread across his cheeks. “I suppose it is. The pointers, Lucius – with – you mentioned them earlier. Advice. On how to… um, you know...”

    “Yeah – I got it. You want to fuck Blackbeard. We all know.”

    “Shhh!” Stede frantically shushes him. “For God’s sake, Lucius, do you have to be so… vulgar about it?”

    Or, Lucius teaches Stede how to be a proper little seductress.

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    50
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    The news of Stede's and Badminton's deaths get mixed up, and Ed thinks Badminton murdered Stede while he was waiting for him to run away together. Drowning in alcohol and grief, he tries to kill himself.

    Stede is just a few hours away from The Revenge. Olivia brings the news of what she's seen.

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    1/6
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    52
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    18
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    Ed was in love with his best friend Stede. The feeling was not mutual.

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    1/1
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    Stede Bonnet is happy, or so he thinks, as happy as he's ever been in his life now that he's established a whole new life after the catastrophic divorce. But at night, when he's alone, he feels the crushing weight of the loneliness that comes from a life unshared with a partner who might actually understand him and love him just the way he is. Stede had no hope of that ever changing, so he sticks to the life he's trying to maintain-- being a good teacher and a good dad to his children.

    When he finally meets a beloved student's adoptive father for the first time, well, that changes things in a drastic way neither man expect. Both of their lives are about to be turned upside down in a way they've both been craving for a long time, but aren't quite ready for. Hijinks ensue... and so does love?

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    Edward Teach is one of the most famous chefs in the world, working under the handle Chef Blackbeard. Not one to be tied down, he does random pop-ups in all types of kitchens, and for the absurdly wealthy, he caters special events.

    Stede Bonnet wants to throw the best engagement party ever for his ex-wife and best friend, Mary. His assistant recommends the extravagant work of Chef Blackbeard.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    349
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    86
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    The storm has passed, and the sea recovers quickly. The water is a ruthless horror one day, a compassionate caress the next. The heat of the summer intensifies, the weather a mercurial torture, the ocean unforgiving.

    Edward dares the sea to crave chaos in the way he craves Stede Bonnet.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/5
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    110
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    Ed is fascinated by the new tattoo place next door to his flower shop, especially the artist who hasn't got a single tattoo of his own.

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    What's the best way of getting over the Gentleman Pirate? Probably not rebounding onto Calico Jack.

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    Featuring Jack hitting on basically everyone who isn't Stede, yet more of Jackie's husbands and Ed going full Meg Ryan. Unbetaed.

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    based on the comic by @feriowind on twitter
    found here: https://twitter.com/feriowind/status/1532388099925237762?s=21&t=yECpT6Z9YfUVhur9_YHJfQ

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    another pirate captures stede and offers him as a gift to blackbeard. ed loses his shit.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/7
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    “Do I still make you happy?”

    Ed suddenly wished he hadn’t offered, but he had given Stede his word, and they weren’t going to fix whatever they were without being honest. They both knew when Ed said on the beach that Stede made him happy that he had been saying so much more than that, and now Stede was asking if it was still true.

    “Yeah,” Ed whispered, “think so.”

    “Well good,” Stede was blushing, but he didn’t pull his gaze away, “you make me happy, too.”

    They were still in love.

    Ed let out a shaking breath, waiting to see if Stede would do something, anything, to move their relationship forward. Stede watched him just as closely, like he was waiting for permission.

    “Think you should probably kiss me now,” Ed whispered, the tension in the room suddenly crushing.

    “Would that be alright?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Lovely.”

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    Chapters:
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    Takes place eight weeks after Season One ends. During a discussion of what love really means Edward convinces Izzy to sing him the song he wrote for the one person Israel ever loved. It doesn't take Ed long to realize it's a song about him.

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    “I could be your wife.”

    The words are so unexpected that Stede doesn’t register them at first, and Ed looks up at him, big brown eyes shining. “If you wanted.”

    Started out as pirate feminization porn, turned into a sprawling epic about gender identity, healthy relationships, trauma resolution and anti-colonialism (and pirate feminization porn, so much pirate porn.)

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    473
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    107
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    When a misunderstanding spirals out of control, Stede asks Ed—his best friend he’s secretly in love with—to pretend to be his boyfriend at his ex-wife’s wedding. And when Ed—who’s also secretly in love with Stede—agrees to it, things get messy.

    A Blackbonnet fake dating modern AU.

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    English
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    32,262
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    615
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    1104
    Bookmarks:
    214
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    "You're still wearing my cravat." Stede pulled back to look again at Edward's impossibly handsome face, into his glittering brown eyes as he huffed out almost involuntarily,

    "Never took it off."

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1511
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    When Blackbeard learns Stede Bonnet isn't dead, but is instead being sold as a prisoner, he rushes to buy him. He thinks that this may be the perfect opportunity to show Bonnet that you don't fuck with Edward Teach.

    Stede, on the other hand, just sees this as a perfect opportunity to explain himself. After all, he knows where he belongs now, and it's by Ed's side, even when Ed is...not quite the same man he left behind.

    (Longer/more detailed warnings in the A/N.)

    Language:
    English
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    16,200
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    2191
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    AU where everything is the same except Lucius didn't get thrown off the ship and instead became Ed's rebound.
    Lucius, Jim, Frenchie, Fang, Ivan, and Izzy are aboard the revenge, left to deal with Blackbeard's increasingly capricious and unpredictable mood swings. Tensions are running high. Stede, Olu, Black Pete, Buttons, the Swede, Feeney and Roach have stolen an incredibly small fishing vessel and are trying to find Blackbeard. The crew is sure that the reunion of the co captains will result in Stede's death, and preparing for the worst, but are determined to rescue Jim, Lucius, and Frenchie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,386
    Chapters:
    15/17
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1321

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