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    En dónde Yoongi, Jimin, Taehyung y Jungkook se pierden en una isla en medio del mal.

    - Hyung, ¿Por qué tu cosita quiere entrar ahí?

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    A fan made script of Bottom, six episodes of madcap toilet humor, slapstick and general ineptitude starring Edward Elizabeth Hitler and Duke Richard Richard of Kidderminster.

    "A truly wonderful addition to one of the funniest shows of British television." - Karachi Medical Gazette.

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    "You get born, you keep your head down, and then you die - if you're lucky."

    The Basterd family aren't known for their good luck, it has to be said. If Hammersmith was a toilet, they'd be the soggy bits of loo roll clogging up its U-bend. This isn't to say they've never had their fun... just not much of it. Addie thinks the Basterd name is cursed. Pauline's inclined to agree. Most of their peers wouldn't see any fault in that theory either - apart from Eddie, that is, who doesn't think the downsides of being named Hitler should be overlooked. Vyvyan isn't so fond of the family mantra - it makes him fucking furious, actually - but he'll always be a Basterd, won't he? And who in their right mind would hang around a Basterd? Maybe one day some prat'll give the family some relief.

    ...But this story isn't about that. This story is the history of the Basterds, in all their anger. For that, we're going to have to go back a bit of a way: back before punks, poets, hippies, and cool people wrecked havoc on Codrington Road; back before the Hammersmith hardmen pitched tent in Mafeking Parade and never left. Our story begins in 1945, with a new world already haunted by ghosts from the old.

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    Richie and Eddie plan to finally get some action on Saturday night with the help of their trusty bottles of pheromone love spray, because they just worked *so* well last time. Technically, their plan didn't *not* work...

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    The present is hastily wrapped in what looks like a strip of the wallpaper from Eddie’s room, but Richie takes it with a little smile on his lips. It’s just a small smile, hesitant with a touch of suspicion (well-deserved, from years of miserable birthdays).

    “Eddie…”

    “Just open the bloody thing!” Eddie snaps, not wanting to see that lost puppy-dog look on Richie’s face anymore.

     

    (For the Rik and Ade Fest 2022 - Prompt #16. Richie and Eddie gen fic; after Richie has a particularly close call with death (even by their standards), Eddie finds himself wanting to actually do a little something nice for his upcoming birthday.)

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    6
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    Richie and Eddie are tired of the same-old routine, so they try to change things up a bit, by swapping their clothes, which ends up reversing their roles.

    will Eddie learn how to do laundry, will Richie be able to handle getting hammered in Hammersmith

    Find Out!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    4
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    3
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    1
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    Richie and Eddie are tired of the same-old routine, so they try to change things up a bit, by swapping their clothes, which ends up reversing their roles.

    will Eddie learn how to do laundry, will Richie be able to handle getting hammered in Hammersmith

    Find Out!

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    English
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    3/3
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    A collection of stories all vaguely linked by a certain word starting with the letter V. Can you guess it?

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    Richie gets the very bright idea to start writing his autobiography, but soon discovers that he's done absolutely nothing worth even remembering. That is until he falls asleep and uncovers some (not very shocking) revelations.

    {written for the 2022 rik and ade fest! year number 2, baby! ;D }

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    1/1
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    Three stories, all bound together by three rings

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    Different stories all linked by one common bodily fluid...not that, get your minds out of the gutter.
    A bunch of Rik characters have bloody adventures.

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    More scribbleys I did, inspired by the artpiece by wildeyedbigbottomedanarchist on tumblr.

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    1/1
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    Eddie sees a goose in the kitchen. It doesn't go well.

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    Richie doesn't remember much from the drinks last night, but Eddie seems to know something that will change the Hammersmith hardmen's co-existence forever...

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    1/1
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    As Eddie and Richie share their new bed together Richie thinks about the past

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    A night spent at the epicentre of 80s alternative comedy

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    A few scribbleys I did of various Rik characters cause this hyperfixation just wont quit.

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    English
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    1/1
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    Dreams, sleeptalking, naps and bed time rituals all shared together

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    A fierce storm links five different stories together.

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    Richie and Eddie fall out after discussing valentine’s traditions. Very short as of now. its mostly me just having fun writing them tbh

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    295
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    37

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