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    Eddie Kaspbrak has lived his whole life being told that he's delicate, and he's not. And nearly bleeding out in an alien fear demon's lair has helped him realize that--as well as what he can live through. It puts his priorities in some perspective.

    What he is, is injured. And married. To like, a woman. And gay. And stupidly, stupidly in love with Richie Tozier, after all these years. And he'd like to use his new lease on life to act on many of these things, if only Richie would cooperate.

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    “So I was right.” You said, “You are cheating on me.”

    Breaking up with your long term boyfriend, you happen to bump into an old colleague (whom you don’t like) from college, offering you a job after you impulsively moved out.

    Not wanting to burden anyone else you accept. Apparently she has 8 boyfriends and their dad in their house.

    Ok.

    But who the hell are these skeletons thinking they can get away with their Bullshit?

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    That which we crave the most always manages to escape our grasp. Beauty fades, love cultivates into boredom and hatred, living beings perish.
    Viktor has always been fascinated by science and its limits, always the most curious mind in the room. There has never been time for even sentimentality in his life until his mind is slowly getting infected by someone who has always been by his side until he realizes how there had always been love following him.

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    "His father had been a fool. Shoto had told him as much. Natsuo had told him as much. Even Fuyumi had risked an audience to beg him to reconsider. Touya had simply up and left in the night, leaving behind a declaration denouncing the king who would choose the youngest son over the oldest as the heir.

    Now his father was dead. The arrogant idiot should have known better than to declare war on the United Alliance..."

    Captured in the battle where his father died, Shoto now finds himself a prince without a kingdom. Even his own body is now forfeit as he becomes a slave in the harem of the Alliance rulers.

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    Jack Crawford investigates the peals of laughter coming from the BSU lab and is drawn into their not entirely respectful speculation about Dr Hannibal Lecter.

    Will Graham interrupts them, and is not impressed by their line of questioning. He pauses to reflect on the conversation that evening while spending some quality time with Hannibal.

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    While in a foreign kingdom, Prince Besan experiences his first heat years after presenting as a beta. As if that weren't bad enough, the alpha Princess Lokas imprisons him, intending to make him her mate.

    He finds comfort in another omega Lokas has taken as a consort.

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    This is just a dumb little thing that i suddenly had an idea for, so i made myself a pseud just to have a place to post these kinds of stories~

    Don't expect me to give this one the kind of treatment that i give all of my other stories, the chapters are gonna be a lot shorter and probably a lot more sporadic, and even i am not sure where this story is going~

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    Ches had only ever been calm like the sea is calm above a churning eddy. Like a snake in its coil is calm before striking prey. Like a stormcloud is calm while holding lightning.


    The night of Sebastian's first metal concert goes horribly wrong, and he realizes his best friend is not as he seems.

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    Sev helps Fi in the fresher.

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    Having supposedly given up nudism, 5-Volt went back to being a dutiful housewife. However, in the back of her mind was a longing to become naked and free once again, which grew overtime until it became unbearable. She wanted to be naked and naughty once again, but after that citation, she couldn't just go out and expose herself lest she actually be arrested for it...could she?

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    Prompt fill for SPN_Masquerade: A newly human Cas accidentally wets himself (can be an isolated incident or a recurring issue). Dean helps him clean up, but is guiltily turned on by Cas's loss of control.

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    Patrick doesn’t drink coffee. He prefers tea nine days out of ten, but every once in a while he’ll say something to David like, “Ugh, I just can’t wake up today,” or “I’m going to make coffee tomorrow, early day!” and then the next thing David knows, he’s married to a whole different person.

    Or 5 times Patrick has coffee, +1 time he doesn't.

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    Wilbur awakens in the snow, in the soft arms of his father, the memory of those same arms driving a knife through his heart playing on loop behind his eyes.

    Wilbur is alive, and several people have problems with it. Including him.

    ~

    (The Revivebur Fic I Started Before Revivebur Was Canon)

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    The first party for which Steve got a flyer shoved into his hands was a turning point for Hawkins High. Nobody knew it, least of all Steve himself, that it was the day he would became King.

    Fast forward to Billy Hargrove walking into town, ready to carve his place in it. Except the rules are different here. An omega is king. Alphas follow him around like he polishes the stars and even after Billy breaks the king's keg record, the omega doesn't respond at all to the alpha who wants to be the moon in front of those stars. Then again, Steve Harrington has never responded quite...normally...to any of the alphas.

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    He lets you go to dinner every night. Susan and Neil pretend they don’t see your body rotting while you’re in it, and He pretends Max doesn’t spend the entire meal watching you.

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    A kitchen servant finds himself wanting more.

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    Louis wakes up the morning after the Royal Ball in a strange place, with no memory of the night before, and with what he thinks is a bad case of food poisoning. He is shocked to discover he was wrong.

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    "He honestly hadn’t expected to find himself here again. He should have, though. With the life he’d led, why should he expect any mercy."

    Day 1 prompt: Bound

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    At a restaurant during one hot July afternoon in 1962, Major Zero reunites with his lover, Ivy “Taz” Jenkins. But what was supposed to be a heartwarming and romantic reunion goes awry when he is hit with salmonella poisoning from the restaurant. Fortunately, Taz, being a former medic, is able to nurse him back to health again.

    Afterwards, Dr. Clark (the one later known as Para-Medic) helps Zero while he suffers some intestinal distress as a result of the food poisoning the following day.

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