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    Mumbo is the new guy in Hermit Valley, deciding to strike up a new, peaceful life as a farmer. Along the way he'll have to navigate wizards, friendship, ancient traditions and even a rare breed of jellyfish. Let's just hope he doesn't get too overwhelmed.

    Hermitcraft/Stardew Valley crossover
    Mumbo-centric

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    There was one thing that Grian found odd about Mumbo specifically that he hadn't noticed up until recently, which he couldn't get off of his mind.

     

    Mumbo didn't like to touch people.
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    Mumbo doesn't like touch and Grian wonders why. Soon enough his curiosity gets the best of him and he asks, which leads to a bet being made, whether Mumbo was able to keep it up for a week. Stay tuned :)

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    When war refugees Grian, Pearl, Scar, and Impulse stumble upon Mumbo's mansion on a stormy night, they've never been so grateful for the hospitality and shelter. What they don't know is that something is hiding in this mansion, something terrifying.

    And it's hungry.

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    1/6
    Comments:
    5
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    13
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    2
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    Had such an extreme amount of hermitcraft and DSMP brainrot I had to put it in fic form to get it all out. Head full, way too many thoughts.

    Updates when I feel like it.

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    12/?
    Kudos:
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    5
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    Grian considers himself solitary, using it an excuse as to why he hasn't met anything remotely humanoid since his parents.
    We... don't talk about that.

    On the run constantly, encountering the prehistoric beasts of the Cretaceous, from deinonychuses to quetzalcoatluses. He's learned the ways of the swamps and forests, but has never experienced the wonder of socialization.

    So what happens when he falls (literally) into a small group of people who call themselves the Boatem Crew?

    ---
    aka

    I wanted a Hermitcraft Cretaceous Period AU so I made it. enjoy :)
    (next chapters will be longer, promise!)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    30
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    4
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    GoodTimeWithScar fell from a high place

    The message had been the last one sent via the communicator and it had been from two days ago. Grian had not thought much of it the moment he received the death message, as it was normal for Scar to die multiple times a day. But Grian had not heard anything from Scar after that. He had not seen him go around Boatem, had not seen him at the ever growing chest monster behind his house, had not seen him say anything via the communicator. Where had his friend gone off to? And why did it seem like the communicator had not been working for the past two days?

    Something weird was going on.

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    Or, MOON BIG never happens but something else starts breaking the server apart. Something maybe even more frightning.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    "Here, keep the change." The Dude said, handing Tommy a twenty.

    "Sir, idiot, moron, this is a drive thru."

    They stared at each other.

    -

    Tommy's just trying to pay bills and a new regular seems to ruin his job. And take a weird interest in him. Oh, his roommates are also being really strange.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
    Collections:
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    3075
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    601
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    this is a oneshot book. probably wont be updated much and will definitely be self indulgent, if even one person reads this i will be surprised

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    426
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    The blue axolotl drifted through its sea grass, resting in the fronds. A ray of light glinted off of its iridescent surface. This one had bright orange fins waving against its head. It looked vibrant - clean skin, healthy fins, lots of motion.

    It looked nothing like Xisuma.

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    can we free X from the evil X manipulation now? In this fic, andything can hadplen.
    aka Boatem crew goes Full Protection mode on their Admin. Evilex is evil, and the Empire is...well. You'll have to wait and see.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
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    All Mumbo Jumbo wants is to date Grian. Honestly. How hard could it be? Well, when the man's his best friend, it's kind of hard. And when he's currently dating someone else, it's really hard. How's a Mumbo supposed to cope?

    (Poorly.)

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    903
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    189
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    It seems to be a normal day on the Hermitcraft server. Until, that is, a new person joins the server, and no one knows how she got in.

    Grian is willing to offer her a helping hand, but he can’t help but wonder how this Lizzie person lost her memories in the first place.

    Hey, has anyone seen Pearl recently?

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    This is a sequel to “scars where wings once grew”. While you don’t have to read it, it will be referenced.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
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    142
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1645
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    A book full of oneshots I'll be working on :D I'll gradually add more tags, originally posted on mobile

    Language:
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    745
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    14
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    129
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    Pearl's struggles with having been born a watcher.

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    2/2
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    395
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    In which former Boatem has a totally normal one, trapped together, in the void, for three months. Definitely.

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    Chapters:
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    Collections:
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    323
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    There is water vapor sticking to his face and a cold fog passing over his vision. Despite the chilling air, he feels hot. His cheeks are warm and his eyes feel as though they’re burning, and the feeling only amplifies with his heaving breaths.

    There is nowhere for him to run.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    106
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    15
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    "..Grian stared at him with wide eyes, mouth hanging open. When he didn’t respond, Scar continued. “You know, I could be more than just a magic wizard! I could also be a wizard of loove,” he sang, wiggling his eyebrows.."

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    The story in which Grian struggles to keep his bird-like features, and pesky feelings, to himself.

    ***THIS STORY IS NOT ABANDONED!!! PLS FOLLOW ME (@/bruhman745) ON TUMBLR FOR UPDATES AND THINGS!! Updates to this fic will be slower from here on out, just an FYI!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,898
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    413
    Kudos:
    1829
    Bookmarks:
    208
    Hits:
    36334
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    “We’re better than murder, Scar.” Mumbo affirms. “We’ve been through this. What does the rhyme say? We might be pirates, but we still have hearts. Don’t forget the-”
    “... Peace, love and plants.” Scar sighs. His tone is flat. “Aye aye, CEO.”
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    Mumbo is a Pirate Captain, despite being a pretty terrible Pirate. He sets out on the seven seas with his ragtag crew, attracts the attention of an infamous bird themed pirate, and departs on the adventure of his lifetime.

    (aka the our flag means death pirate AU that nobody asked for)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,090
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    179
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    Grian is separated from the rest of the Boatem gang on their journey through the void to Season 9. Instead, he meets a strange but inescapable moss-covered teenager, who insists on coming with him as he seeks to reunite himself with the rest of his friends.

    Language:
    English
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    14,146
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    253
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1409
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    When the syndacite get a letter requesting their help they have no choice but to send 12 year old ranboo to boatem to keep him safe they promise to see him before he is thirteen. Hermit ranboo shenanigans ensue with plenty of hurt comfort and ranboo ends up with so many parental figures it may aswell be an army.

    OR
    Ranboo goes to hermit craft effectively winning their hearts while the DSMP goes to hell
    OR
    The really adorable fic that makes you go wait that’s sorta sad and then if you think about it for too long you’re a sobbing mess

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    8,146
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1707
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    Dream takes Tommy's last life in Pandoras Vault. Kristin is fed up from watching her youngest suffer again and again and send him to a safe server.
    It is vastly different from anything Tommy knows and maybe this is the place he needs to be to heal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,153
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    2964

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