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Thirty fucking years of loyalty and dedication is enough to pull anyone out of the gravy basket... isn't it? Ed is no longer sure. He writes to Stede, hoping to convince him. Hoping to convince himself.
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Ed is a pirate. Stede is a merman. He's definitely not a siren, and definitely not stalking Ed, who may or may not be falling in love with Stede.
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Lay me gently in the cold dark earth by eleanorasbery
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Mar 2024
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Stede Bonnet is dying, has been for a long time. He’s known about it for going on 12 years, an inoperable brain tumour. Yep. Right in the centre, getting its filthy little paws into all sorts of juicy parts of Stedes brain, just sitting there and causing all sorts of havoc till the day it finally finishes him off. At first the idea of death terrified him to his core but by now he’s pretty much accepted it, being terminally ill is just a part of his personality at this point, he’s learned to live with it.
It’s not until a sexy, long haired, leather clad specimen of a man comes into his life does he reconsider how fulfilling life could actually be.
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When the world is filled with monsters that can disguise themselves as humans, security in homes to make sure no monsters enter is the top priority.
In the end to make this easier, all humans lived in apartment buildings with a doorkeeper that interrogates everyone that enters. A extermination team ready for everyone deemed a monster.No one batted an eye at this, it was normal. That was until Ace returned home and was denied access. Will Marco, who was already inside, be able to convince the doorman that Ace was a human? Or will Ace be exterminated like the roaming monsters outside?
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- Part 9 of Dark flames
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"His thoughts drift to the man in the dining hall again. He wonders who is, why he’s here, and above all – if he’ll ever get the chance to talk to him properly..."
or, the Professor Stede / Archaeologist Ed study abroad fic no one asked for...
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the secret middle-aged sad-sack mostly bad vibes I can sing along to playlist by yerbamansa
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Stede figures out he's gay at the ripe age of 41, gets divorced, and...still lives with Mary. Because he's unemployed, and it turns out piracy isn't a viable career choice for him right now. This is about finding your people and starting over. I hope.
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Blackbeard orders the crew marrooned.
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As Ed closes for the night he walks out to the parking lot to hear indistinguishable yelling.
As he rounds the corner he finds two men, one bloody and broken, the other standing over top of him.
Ed takes the stranger to the hospital after ruffing up his attacker and acts as his ‘Emergency Contact’ so he’s allowed to stay with him.
He learns the man’s name is Stede Bonnet, and as he waits for him to wake up he calls Stede’s real emergency contact. Learning that his attacker was actually Stede’s boyfriend, Darren.
Ed is not one to condone domestic abuse so he does everything in his power to get Stede to break up with him. Showing him he doesn’t deserve awful men like him.
The two fall in love as they relay stories to eachother and realize they actually have a lot in common.
Though they may have obstacles to overcome, they will do it together.
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Izzy maybe touched something he shouldn't have, and now the whole crew has to figure out how to deal with a toddler, who may or may not be autistic.
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The entire crew was either extremely scared of the former Kraken (Lucius, Frenchie, and Fang) or murderous and on the verge of slicing his throat whenever they were alone with him (Jim, Archie, Pete, Ivan). The rest of the crew (Oluwande, Wee John, Roach) was more impartial, but didn’t hide their disdain for Edward in any way.
"Edward and I are hoping that by spending time one-on-one, the crew get to have a personal apology and see that Edward can be the man the two of us know he can be."Or: the three most powerful men on the Revenge all had their individual mission: Edward wants the crew to forgive him for what he had done to them; Bonnet keeps pestering Izzy to teach him how to be a fucking pirate, and Izzy is here, struggling to teach the crew how to survive. Because in a a bit over a week, they’re going to reach their next port. And Izzy wants to fucking leave.
(This fic takes off at during the events of s2ep5 and takes it from there. Up until this point, canon exists (except for Ivan’s death – he’s alive and kicking in this one!), but let’s see if the upcoming events are going to happen in this story.)
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Stede does his best to take care of Ed as Ed processes...everything. Their inn is still in shambles and Stede can't help but keep longing for the life he left behind, full of adventure and promise. But there is adventure and promise to be found here while Ed heals, and Stede is determined to help them both find a way to blossom where they've decided to be planted.
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- Part 4 of Building Together
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What's an all powerful, incredibly bored crime lord like Ed to do when a ball of sunshine like Stede waltzes into his life and treats him like an equal, a friend, instead of someone to be terrified of? Why, fall in love, of course.
There's just one problem: Stede's married.
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Alloy by TheFutureAndOnceKing
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Teen Wolf (TV), The Politician (TV 2019), Sherlock (TV), Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV), iZombie (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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An amalgam of One-Shots. An alloy metal aha.... Yep I know that wasn't funny but it's the thought that counts.
Requests mostly so shhhhhhh.
Any requests which you may have, let me know and I'll do it.... eventually.
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Chapter 11: Curse of the Omegas (The Slickquel): Pergeant?? by TylerDanger
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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The rumor come out: Does Ed has pregante?
In this classic celebrated tale, the crew goes on a wondrous journey to uncover the true meaning of pierogi
This Easter season, bring home to your own family the true meaning of egg
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- Part 6 of Hot Sexy Sex
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Love at the Bottom of the World by Steve Bonnet (MartinKBlackwoodESQ)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Stede Bonnet runs away to Antarctica to work in a remote weather station. Things do not go as planned.
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1718. The Golden Age of Piracy.
Former pirates Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach retire to run an inn on land.
Things do not go as planned…
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This is a story about growth.
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Ed decides he and Stede should start fucking Izzy.
Izzy, who's always held a torch for Edward, has his boundaries pushed and hopes dashed.
Wee John notices a negative pattern with Izzy between Izzy and the captains, but also Izzy and the crew, when it doesn't resolve itself and Izzy seems to be getting worse, Wee John steps in to help how he can.
The crew are cunts in this. If you like the crew--this is so not the story for you--you will not like any of them but Wee John. There's LOTS of sex scenes in this. Izzy enjoys none of them.
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Only Ed can see Izzy's new wings.
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- Part 4 of Wings
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Jack’s face is all scrunched up, fucking moustache touching the tip of his nose. “The fuck? What kind of pirate—?”
But Izzy knows what kind of pirate would do that. Shit. And he'd thought things had been going so well.
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After leaving the Revenge, Izzy shacks up with Calico Jack and tries to start over. But the Universe has a tendency to laugh in his face, and apparently it's found the perfect tools for that: Stede fucking Bonnet, and a fucking desert island. -
If I Get Lost Along the Way by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Ed has resigned himself to a life he hates, stressed and bored at work and burning through a rotation of shitty boyfriends. Stede is doing what he actually wants for the first time in his life and is struggling to see a way forward beyond just making it through each day. After they hit it off when they both go to key Ed's ex boyfriend's car after Ed breaks up with him at Stede's restaurant, they'll have to navigate finding love later in life and put in the work of healing themselves and helping each other so they can build a life they're excited to live.
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