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    Modern AU! Ed goes to a neighborhood block party, not expecting much but a fairly okay evening, but a run-in with the cops, a dashing rescue, and meeting Stede Bonnet for the first time changes it into one of the most magical nights of his life.

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    marmalade, scones, and grazing touches: a sweet moment with ed and stede.

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    Ed thinks wearing fine fabrics must be a great pleasure, Stede argues for the practicality of leather.

    They do something weird, again.

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    For a year now, Stede Bonnet has pursued the man he loves across the sea. Desperate for a chance to put things right, Stede will stop at nothing to catch up with Ed and the Revenge. But with his crew losing faith and time marching on, Stede is starting to suspect he needs a miracle.

    For a year now, Edward Teach has been a prisoner aboard the Revenge, held captive by his own reputation. When the chance of escape presents itself, Ed sets his sights on the one place in the world where he might still be welcome.

    But who will Stede encounter on Ocracoke Island: the man he loves, or a monster?

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    Once upon a time, Eevla decided to write a quick, explicit post-S1 reunion fic.

    Things Did Not Go As Planned...

    "You're still wearing my cravat." Stede pulled back to look again at Edward's impossibly handsome face, into his glittering brown eyes as he huffed out almost involuntarily,

    "Never took it off."

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    Stede offers Ed a lesson in the art of self-care.

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    Ed was in love with his best friend Stede. The feeling was not mutual.

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    The man before him smiles, his eyes gleam. “I’m not Bonnet. Stede Bonnet is dead. I’m Captain Thomas.”

    Captain Thomas has blond hair and three-day stubble. He is wearing a dark green vest over dark breeches, white stockings and red-soled shoes. The collar of his lacy shirt is open. Around his neck is a loose black cravat. He has Stede Bonnet’s smile.

    Blackbeard wants him, desperately.

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    Post season 1, Blackbeard shelters from a storm and finds a ghost.

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    Ed Teach was raised by his devout pastor father, who has firm influence over Ed's life. When he discovers how Ed has strayed from God's path, he sends him to a priest. It goes differently than expected.

    NOTE: this work touches topics of homophobia and abuse. the first chapter contains graphic depictions of a hate crime. later chapters will contain explicit sexual situations involving a priest. PLEASE DO NOT READ if any of these things are triggering for you!!

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    Stede bonnet is a sheltered rich kid. Who decides after a divorce of mutual understanding to move to New York with no money and no plan. He finds a job/living listing that, out of pure luck seems perfect for him. The only problem, the job is directing and Stede has no clue of what he’s doing.

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    Stede finds his crew stranded on a small island, but who left them there? It’s couldn’t really be his love Edward, could it? They set off to find their ship and Ed.
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    Post canon reunion fic 👁👄👁🥲💗💪🏽💃🏻😩

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    Ed had been interested in tracking down the so-called "Gentleman Pirate" for months. What sort of gentleman commissioned a ship and fled his life of luxury for one of bloodshed and backstabbing? And by all accounts, particularly Izzy’s, he was a terrible pirate. Completely incompetent. It made no sense … but it was compelling. And the thing was, Ed didn’t find much compelling these days.

    After being sold out to the Spanish, the Revenge was "rescued" by Charles Vane rather than Blackbeard - and unlike Edward, Vane doesn't see Stede as an equal. After months of captivity on Vane's ship, Ed and Stede meet, and something begins ...

    (More tags to be added as necessary.)

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    Sometimes, Ed gets tired of running, has to slow to take a breath. Sometimes, the shadows of his past catch up with him. They don’t care if he’s a better man now, if the sins he committed were long-since confessed. They’re out for blood.

    He never needs to chase them away alone any more.

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    Ed doesn't strictly need Stede Bonnet to hold his hand while Roach treats his injuries. But it does feel very nice.

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    A day at the market in Saint Augustine for Stede and Ed leads to both of them discovering new things about themselves. Ed wants nice things and to be taken care of. Stede wants to give him everything he wants. They’re both idiots and they’re both pining. How could it possibly turn sexual?

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    Stede reads Shakespeare to Ed. Ed doesn’t know what any of these fancy words mean.

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    Blackbeard, Ed, the Kraken—they’re all in there, crowding under his skin. Having Stede back helps him keep them sorted.
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    Stede is back on the Revenge, and everything is fine. Should be fine. Would be fine, if it weren't for Ed's nightmares. Stede wants to take care of him, and Ed wants to let him.

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    Stede's comes across most of his men not comfortably sailing on The Revenge like he had assumed they'd be. His Ed, that he was hoping to be reunited with in a loving embrace, has meant to strand them on an island to kill them. Now he's got to figure out his budding love and his new rage, all while trying to track down the damned man and get all the people he loves back where they belong.
    Of course, it is just the Caribbean, how hard can it be to find one legendarily famous pirate on Stede's own ship? And how hard will it be for everyone to figure things out once they've all had a chance to catch up? They just needed to get home.

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    Blackbeard has to kill Stede so life goes back to normal, but there are a thousand ways to do it and it keeps going wrong. Alternatively: the one where Stede teaches Ed things and woos him completely off his feet while remaining entirely oblivious.

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    “We can’t keep meeting like this,” said Ed, half to himself, as he sat down in the chair next to the bed.

    And here was Stede. Rather than bearded and dashing or well-dressed and dashing, as he’d alternated between in those imaginings, he was sickly pale and half-dead of blood loss.

    Typical Stede. Couldn’t last a minute on his own.

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