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    "It's okay darling, Mama has you, you're okay now." He feels in a calming rumble against his face. Safe. Safe.

     

     

     

     

    Safe…

     

     

    aka the one where ed has a nightmare and regresses

     

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    Stede was in over his head.

    That’s what the voices kept telling him, anyway. His father. His wife. His children. Himself.

    He was supposed to be taking a bath in gold doubloons, his crew pouring more coins into the tub while they sang a lovely sea shanty about death and victory and rum.

    He wanted to go on high seas adventures. He wanted to see what lay beyond the horizon, what buried treasures waited on each shore.

    But instead he was lying in bed, wounded, being tended to by a strange man named Ed.

    He was in over his head.

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    Lucius Spriggs once told Pete that he never saw a point in learning to swim, that he’d always have a strong man to keep him safe in the water.

    Lucius Spriggs is gone, and Pete deals with that in his own way.

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    After an unlikely meeting, world famous horror author Ed Teach helps struggling bookstore owner Stede Bonnet keep his business from running aground. The pair navigate the highs and lows of running a business as well as their growing feelings for each other.
    Originally posted on Twitter @SamsonSCD

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    Edward Teach is an experienced restauranteur beloved by his community, Stede Bonnet is an eccentric librarian with an eye for adventure. When the pandemic puts them both out of work, they develop a close online relationship and bond over their experience as middle-aged queer men.

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    Ed learns grammar.

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    Ed and Stede have their first encounter as children. Ed has fled his father's violence and is fighting back the kraken. Stede is trapped in a dinghy after having been bullied, again, by Chauncey and his friends. As they help each other out of their mutual predicaments, their friendship develops.

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    Stede ne fuis pas chez Mary, torturé par Badminton, balafré de partout et vendu en esclave pendant une année, attendant la mort à moins que ça ne sois Edward. Il attendait.
    Les retrouvailles ne seront pas aussi agréable qu'elles auraient du l'être.

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    When Stede Bonnet was carefully carved out of bits of the finest enchanted Brazilian cherry wood, he allowed Geppetto to put on a show with him, dress him up and parade him about a bit, dangling from bits of string and lace, tottering about the world in a perverse imitation of a real boy. And when that stupid fucking cricket that lived in the walls of his Barbados estate whispered to him and told him to behave, to smile through his pathetic (pathetic) puppet life, what did Stede Bonnet do? Why, he took a hammer and smashed the fuck out of that cricket. Cricket annihilated. Bonnet out.

    The story hasn’t ended though. It’s time for him to be swallowed by that great sea-beast, only to be spit out into a new life with the only person who can break the spell. The first problem now is that the only one who can allow him to feel a real human heartbeat thudding in his no-longer wooden chest is more likely to stop that beating forever. The second problem is that for the first time in his life, he knows exactly what he is.

    Or: Stede must defeat the Kraken. Ed must destroy the puppet. Only they can save each other. Only the one can make the other human again.

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    “Okay, I’m coming,” his rescuer tells him. “Just - just promise me you won’t freak out.”

     

    Ed has a few seconds to try and puzzle that out and then his rescuer shuffles slowly into view. He’s a man roughly Ed’s age, with a muscular torso, short blond hair, and beautiful brown eyes. And golden-brown octopus tentacles where his legs should have been.

     
    “Oh,” Ed breathes. “Oh, look at you.”

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    "I guess we're stuck just sitting here doing nothing for the rest of the day." Stede lets out, sighing in faux disappointment.

    Truthfully, Stede could spend forever doing nothing and still be content as long as Ed was with him.

    "C-can i try on your clothes?"

    It was almost a whisper, showing just how small and nervous Edward was feeling at the moment. There was no smile on his face anymore, and his eyes were slightly wider than usual.


    a regressed!Ed wants to try on Stede's clothes.

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    С его одобрения. Ну. Почти.

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    リベンジ号クルーたちがモーテルでわいわいする現代AUです。
    I have never stayed in a motel before. So it was easy for me to write about how Steed yearns for motels, the charming hotels of foreign countries<3

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    This takes place during OFMD Season 2, Ed and Stede more or less made up when Ed's old captain, Benjamin Hornigold, visits the ship.

    He recalls an 'amusing' prank they played on Israel hands. This is part 1.

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    1719. The Golden Age of Piracy.

    The newly engaged co-captains of the Revenge, Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach, set sail for an idyllic beach to serve as their wedding venue.

    Things did not go as planned…

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    “Woah, woah,” says Ed, “calm down, man, you’re gonna burst a stitch.”

    “I—sorry, just, have you—have you seen a, a butterfly? Mostly blue? I—” and he’s stuttering, in front of Ed, who he wants to impress even though he doesn’t really know why, how embarrassing, but the terror’s there like a vise around his heart and he doesn’t want to think about how Ed will probably be, at best, disgusted if he finds out, god, Stede hopes that Tel is fine, hopes he’s still mazarine blue—

    “Ah,” Ed says, and looks, suddenly, a little sheepish. “This little gal?” He picks up a small bowl from the floor, holding it up to Stede. “One of your crew found her collapsed on your bed when we were bringing you in—picked her up and put her in the bowl so she wouldn’t get crushed. I’ve been watching over the both of you the past few days.”

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    Or: the one with dæmons, with a twist.

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    What if they met on a beach when they were thirteen?

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    В одной из серий Иззи называет Стида питомцем Черной Бороды.

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    Immediately after Ed makes Stede stab him, Stede tends to his wounds and wants to know why Ed would do such a thing. He may not be ready for the answer.

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    Stede Bonnet might pile up enough trinkets, stories and lies to build himself a new life - unless they collapse on him first.
    And Blackbeard's head is full of so much smoke that Edward Teach might soon get asphyxiated.
    As for the rest... they watch, they judge, they record.

    Or: It's a sunny day when Sir Bonnet decides to take the sea with a fake pirate crew to investigate if pirate captain Blackbeard really has been blessed by a pagan Goddess of the sea.

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