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    Summary

    A random collection of random funny Steven Universe Short Stories that just pop into my head via my overactive imagination.

    Some of which are ripped straight out of things I've seen on TV or in movies (Can you guess which ones? lol)

    Updates every now and again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,558
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,525
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    Summary

    Peridot is now the next victim of the mysterious assailant who's been shattering Gems in a nearby town.

    Everyone's in mourning for the loss of not one, but two well known gems in Beach City. Padparadscha, who believes the murderer to be Red Diamond, based on her memories.

    And meanwhile, in the town of Nexdor Delmarva, a young boy begins to suspect that his father may not be his father.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,869
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    466
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    The crystal gems are continuing to recover from the Diamond invasion, and Peridot has a new paradigm's worth of ideas to create, and not nearly enough time to make them. The future is now, sorta, as she and Connie set out on their latest globetrotting adventure in pursuit of the components and materials needed to make her New Era a reality.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,814
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    566
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    Summary

    Considering all that's happened, Connie needs a break and a chance to be her normal self again. Meanwhile, the last Crystal Gems standing continue their efforts to safeguard Beach City. And where are all of these corruptions coming from?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,627
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    394
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    Summary

    Lapis, Jasper and Peridot might be indisposed, but a Crystal Gem's work is never done - and being a leader means working with what you're given, not what you want. Beach City has some new protectors, now, and it's up to Asmi to make sure Beach City survives their appearance... at least for a little while.

    Wait, what? What Diamonds? Never heard of 'em.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,693
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,391
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    Summary

    It was only a matter of time before the Diamonds noticed Earth. It seemed odd that there wouldn't be more fanfare around their arrival - but then, announcing your imminent invasion isn't exactly sound tactics. With two ships stranded at the bottom of the bay, it's up to Connie and the gems to contain the situation. Maybe. Hopefully. Or at least to survive it. Why are they here, and what do they want?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,670
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    1,037
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    With the fight against Rose and its consequences finally fading to memory, life returns to normal - or as normal as things ever get, around Beach City. With patrols to go on and a Beach House to rebuild, Connie's looking forward to returning to the Temple and spending time with her family - but what other surprises does the future have in store?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,952
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    669
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    Summary

    Connie Swap is back! Only a few days after Emerald's retreat, Connie finds herself with a preoccupied mind and a lot of fight left with nowhere to put it. With the sudden disappearance of all these world-ending threats, she turns to her own problems instead.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,832
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    1,740
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    Summary

    Connie Swap is over but here's some vignettes of what might have come next as well as essays on potential character and plot arcs.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,849
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2,807
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    Summary

    No more waiting, no more distractions. Rose is on the warpath and she's bringing a very thorny end to the year and anyone who gets in her way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,474
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    285
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    4,028
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    Summary

    P2 has agreed to help the Crystal Gems with their unorthodox solution to the Cluster. Bubbles are burst, and not just three yellow ones.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,367
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    210
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3,397
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    Summary

    The Cluster must be stopped, but first it must be reached and studied. Meanwhile P2 and Amethyst are still at large with goals of their own, the most urgent of which is finding a way off this doomed planet. And to top it off, it's Harvest Festival and the Beach City evacuees are returning home. Everyone and everything is coming back for the holidays, including the errors of the past.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,414
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3,319
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    Summary

    Just because you're stranded on a hostile planet with an urgent mission to do while being pursued by rebel agents doesn't mean you can't also have a good time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,633
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    210
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2,801
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    Summary

    Rose and P2 are loose on Earth while the Crystal Gems, as a whole and as individuals, scramble to recover.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,473
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    181
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3,087
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    Summary

    I promised a sequel to WHHYYYY?????, you're getting a sequel to WHHYYYY?????.
    It may seem plotless for a while, but just wait. Juuuuuuuussssssst waaaaaiiiit...
    -----
    Steven Universe continues school and knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    DRAMA

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,844
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,083
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    Summary

    Homeworld is back! The Crystal Gems prepare to meet their ancient enemy anew.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,026
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    252
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3,302
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    Summary

    Everyone is getting ready: for Connie's 14th birthday and Homeworld's eventual mission to Earth. Maybe this will be the year Connie has her first normal birthday. Or maybe some guests from waaay out of town will be joining them. They better not be expecting cake if they do.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,236
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2,558
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    In the wake of her and Steven's big reveal, Connie is grounded. So very grounded. But she still gets to see Steven. And go on missions. And play Lutes and Loot with Peedee and Jeff. It's weird, but so is her life. Regardless, she and Steven have to navigate more than a month of her being weirdly grounded. It's tricky but hopefully the two of them can talk some sense into the gems, all while the gems try and talk some sense into them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,241
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    445
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    4,659
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    Summary

    It's been nearly a month since Connie moved out of the Beach House and has had as little to do with her guardians as possible. It's been nearly a month since Peridot despaired at what she saw as the inevitable and catastrophic return of Homeworld. But too much of importance has happened since then and things are different now. It's time to get some final answers and make some final preparations before reuniting... even if it is going to be super awkward.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,382
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    3,198
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    Hoping to arm themselves for Homeworld's return, Bismuth is leading Peridot, Jasper, and Lapis on a mission to the Ziggurat, Homeworld's unbroken fortress on Earth. Meanwhile, Wolf is taking Connie, Steven, and Doug to a secret location of Citrine's. What will the Crystal Gems face and what will the Destiny Partners uncover?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,518
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    149
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3,363

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