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    It's been three years since Ellen Claremont lost the 2016 Presidential Election, and Alex hasn't seen Prince Henry since the Rio Olympics. When Alex, June, and Nora take a post-finals trip to a Vermont ski resort, Henry and his best friend Pez are the last people they expect to see waiting in line for the chairlift.

    To Alex's great displeasure, Nora and June end up quite taken with Pez, and Alex is forced to spend time with Henry. In one weekend, they become closer than he could have ever imagined.

    Posting every other day!

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    Bear: verb. Endure or expose.

    Eighteen months after an assassination attempt buries a bullet in his spine, Alexander Claremont-Diaz has to attend the Royal Wedding.

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    Henry knew he had seen him before, yet he couldn't quite figure out where. He felt almost as if he was interconnected with this boy, that something was pulling him closer. Yet, he couldn't help but push him away, he didn't want to hurt him again.
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    "You and me? Best friends. Stellar. Love that for us. But we could absolutely fake being in love. Dating. Whatever. I know literally everything about you—" (No you don't, Henry thinks firmly) "—and you know everything about me. We would absolutely fucking annihilate the other contestants.”

    "You're too drunk to apply," Henry points out, like he himself isn't about as wasted as it's possible for him to be without curling up and going immediately to sleep. "I doubt you could spell your own name right on the application. Or mine."

    Alex grins and pulls something up on his phone; it looks like it takes him a few tries. "Wanna fucking bet?"

    ***

    Or: Henry's life is a comedy of errors; a patchwork of oopsie-daisies; a quilt stitched together with hauntingly terrible mistakes. And at the centre of it all is his best friend, Alex Claremont-Diaz; director of said comedy, threading together his oopsie-daisies into a flower crown, rolling around in the quilt of his own making, and this analogy is going to shit because Henry's so in love with him he wants to die.

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    Alex does something stupid. He and Henry fight. Dialogue only, written for a challenge

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    Alex has dreams of a different time, a different place, and is vaguely repressed

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    How does Henry feel during their turkey phone call? How does the first kiss and everything after that feel for him?
    How does he handle the pain and everything involved?
    How is he handling their forced outing?
    How does he handle anything in this book?

     

    Or: my most beloved scenes, but from Henry’s POV because I want to. That’s a good reason. Say no more.
    Planning on many scenes from Henry's perspective. Cause.

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    “So,” he says lightly, looking down at Henry. They’re really close together, with Alex sitting half on Henry’s chair. Henry smells like pine and it's doing something weird to Alex's brain. He didn’t think this through. “You’ve instigated contact, apparently. What do you have to say for yourself?”

    It’s way too familiar, given that they only met once.

    Henry mumbles something into his stupidly pristine collar.

    “I didn’t catch that,” Alex says, even though he did.

    “I’m sorry,” Henry says, so loudly several people near them turn around. “I was very rude at our last meeting, and I’ve regretted it ever since.”

    “Have you now,” Alex says, probably way too smugly. “Tell me more.”

    In an alternate universe, Alex and June moved to LA with their father, and Henry relinquished his title and followed his father to Hollywood after his mother's death. Nonetheless, some things are meant to be.
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    The challenge: to write a fun college AU for the queen of college AUs (though she’ll probably be mad at me for saying so). Bonus points for also including the only one bed and getting caught doing something sus tropes.

    The result: hopefully all of the above, plus they’re snowed in for the holidays.

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    Henry and Alex get snowed in at their dorm for the holidays, whatever will they do?

    Podfic of Snowed In? Snow Problem by railmedaddy.
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    Alex could have walked out of the Williamsburg apartment at any time. Instead, he decides to sign up to twelve months of Henry.

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    Alex makes a rash decision and Henry inexplicably runs with it.

    (The "accidental housemates" AU that literally no-one asked for). NOW WITH ART - CH7 and CH12

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    The FirstPrince Supernatural AU that absolutely no one asked for. When Nora goes missing after helping an old friend, June hunts down her estranged brother to help her find the love of her life. What the siblings find along the way is much more than they bargained for but somehow exactly what they need.

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    It’s not his first trip to Miami Beach for spring break. It’s his third, in fact, and Alex is looking forward to the predictability of another week with his friends in a rented beach house. They’ll all wake up, meet in the kitchen for mimosas, head to the beach, and spend the day getting pleasantly buzzed before getting properly drunk at a nearby club. He’s ready for the girls and the booze and the girls drinking the booze.

    What he’s not ready for, however, is a blond shirtless dude standing in the middle of the kitchen.

    (or: Alex falling in love throughout the seasons)

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    The challenge: to write a fun college AU for the queen of college AUs (though she’ll probably be mad at me for saying so). Bonus points for also including the only one bed and getting caught doing something sus tropes.

    The result: hopefully all of the above, plus they’re snowed in for the holidays.

    AKA
    Henry and Alex get snowed in at their dorm for the holidays, whatever will they do?

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    “I hope you know that I am literally never going to stop reminding you that you said that. I’m going to, like, take out an ad in the student paper. Maybe hire a skywriter or something. I am definitely telling Pez."

    "I hate you," Henry tells him.

    "Lies," Alex says, still laughing. "You know you love me."

    Henry lets out a heavy sigh. "Well," he says softly, "that's rather the problem, isn't it?"

    “What, you think we’d be better off if we still hated each other?”

    “I think," Henry says slowly, "I’d be better off if I could figure out how to stop being so stupidly in love with you.”

    It takes a few seconds for the words to really register, as distracted as Alex is by the heat of Henry’s breath and wondering how much it would cost to actually hire a skywriter. Once they do, it takes a full minute before Alex can move. Can breathe. Can think.

    Finally, he forces out a whispered, “What?”

    When that gets no response, he tries again. This time, his voice actually cooperates. “Wait, what?

    The only response he gets is a soft snore and Alex realizes that Henry, the utter fucking asshole, has passed out on his shoulder.

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    “He’s definitely not thinking about Henry.
    He’s not thinking about Henry when he puts in twenty-three hours in his first week of work, or when he’s filling the rest of his hours with class and papers and going for long runs and drinking triple-shot coffees and poking around the Senate offices. He’s not thinking about Henry in the shower or at night, alone and wide awake in his bed.
    Except for when he is. Which is always.
    This usually works. He doesn’t understand why it’s not working.”

    -Red White & Royal Blue

    *

    Or,Alex is a bisexual disaster after the New Years kiss (canon) and he’s longing and yearning and in love with Henry (but he doesn’t know that yet)

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    Henry was head over heels in love for charismatic and charming Alex Claremont-Diaz, but knew he could never have him.

    That is, until he accidentally stumbles into him an embarrassing amount.

    Or, five times Henry stumbled into celebrity Alex and one time Alex does it on purpose

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    Alex's girlfriend cheats on him and he’s… okay? Not angry, not even all that sad about it.

    Then he realizes he may have feelings for a certain British blonde.

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    “The scar on your chest. The way your heart beats differently than mine,” Henry said, not with anger, but with genuine curiosity.

    “It’s a part of me. It’s never going to go away, are you okay with that?”

    “Okay with what Alex?”

    “Being someone who has scars and shit like that. I know your dad didn’t have cardiac issues, but still. My body isn’t exactly a picture of perfect and clean health.”

    Henry sat up and gently cupped Alex’s face. The writer in him showed when he told Alex, “I’m more than okay to be with a man I love.”

    or the fic where alex had a hole in his hear and henry is the patch

    or the one where both alex and cardigan are too effing relatable and here we are

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    Alex was studying in the library when a man asked to sit with him. He’s beautiful.

     

    Completely written, posting a new chapter every day.

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