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    “James! Alec,” Major Boothroyd—semi-retired—greeted them with a tired and strained smile which quickly faded. “Do something, please.”

    “What sort of something?” James asked blankly.

    “Q is…”

    That was enough—Alec had turned on his heel and James nodded at the old man. “We’ll figure something out.”

    As soon as they knew what was going on.

    Q-branch…

    Was insane, apparently.

    While many had suspected it over the years it was clearly full-blown insanity now.

    “Agent Trevelyan! Agent Bond!” Miss Morgan’s face on seeing them went from stressed and nearly to crying to a sort of relieved hope that was rather pathetically transparent. “Thank god, do something.”

     

    (Reading Blindsided first is not necessary.)

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    In which Q is the adoptive father of Mathilde, Madeleine is tragically out of the picture, and Q struggles to honor the wishes of the woman, who he had come to cherish, during the events orchestrated by Lyutsifer Safin. And James Bond does what he does best, blow things up.

    (or a rewrite of the events of No Time To Die with Papa Q, little Mathilde, and a curious then furious James Bond)

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    10/?
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    131
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    24
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    Q rebuilds his life while suspended from MI6 after the tumultuous events of "001" and "Quartermaster (Q)". It is an exercise in trust and allowing people back into his life. With help from his friends, brothers and a particular double-o with whom he has started a tentative relationship with, Q re-learns what it means to be a Holmes.

    And perhaps not particularly the sane one as many had thought. After all, there are four Holmes siblings - who is to say that any one of them is sane?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
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    32
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    1
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    James Bond is the newest handler at the London Dollhouse.
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    Merlin opened his eyes and looked at Bond. For the first time, he saw recognition on an active’s face. “Everything's going to be all right,” Bond said, the scripted line he’d been given.

    “Now that you're here,” said Merlin, speaking the programmed response while his eyes were locked on Bond’s.

    “Do you trust me?” asked Bond. He suddenly hated that Q and R were watching them. This felt private. Intimate.

    “With my life,” said Merlin, smiling shyly.

    Bond couldn’t resist squeezing the hand he held in reassurance.

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    Q knows he should never set foot in the same river twice. He is not having another complicated workplace relationship.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    28
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    42
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    1
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    It was all supposed to be an effing joke. Something they’d talked about to kill a bit of downtime, an exercise in ‘could never happen’ but a way to plan out how things could have gone better without going mad because it could never actually happen.

     

    Q realized his vision was beginning to fade out at the edges and let out a slightly hysterical laugh which snapped him enough out of his panic to realize he was firstly, about to have an effing panic attack and secondly, in shock.

     

    “Shit,” he muttered, running a hand over his face before setting his jaw, removing his glasses, and putting his head between his knees. Undignified?

     

    So bloody what? He was sixteen, for Christ’s sake! He defied anyone not to panic a bit at losing over half of their lives after effing sneezing.

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    123,710
    Chapters:
    19/19
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    3
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    135
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    271
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    78
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    屬於一般普通世界的BDSM。
    Bond是Sub,但Mallory在最初並未接觸過BDSM,兩人進而發展出一段契約關係。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    57,554
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    2
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    The final moments of the Hercules mission were a blur for the quartermaster, to begin with. Then afterwards, it all came back to him in agonizing detail.

    Q told himself he could manage it without it affecting his job, but when his job involved staying calm and not panicking when agents were in a sticky situation, he knew he wouldn’t be able to carry on.

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    2/?
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    From: q@mi6.gov.uk
    To: Q Branch

    Subject: PETS ARE NOT ALLOWED
    Whoever brought their cat into Q branch take it home immediately. Pets are NOT allowed in MI6 and ESPECIALLY not in the part of MI6 where we create explosives.

    Sincerely,
    Q

    - - - - - - -

    a.k.a the one where cats cause chaos

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    "Wait, so M has a daughter?"

     

    "Not just a daughter, Q. A teenage daughter ⏤ why are you laughing? You think this is funny?"

     

     Q's shoulders are shuddering as he laughs. Bond grows more and more unimpressed as Q continues to laugh like he's just been told the funniest joke in the world. Eventually his laughter subsides and he wipes his eyes with a tissue. "You put your life at risk nearly every day being a bloody spy and you're scared of a teenage girl?" There's amusement creeping in his tone and Bond doesn't like it. "Who would've thought the only thing to break MI6's famed double-oh-seven is a fifteen-year-old girl." Q starts laughing again like he's just told the funniest joke in the world. 

     "Shut up, Q."

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    Mallory drops a bombshell onto Bond that he has a daughter ⏤ and a teenage daughter at that. Then Mallory drops another bombshell onto Bond: he wants Bond to meet her.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Q is unwillingly drawn into the dark orbit of a former 00 agent become Minister of Parliament who is determined to use him for his own ends while turning Q against everything he loves: England, MI-6, and even James Bond himself.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    187
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    317
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    42
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    Q est kidnappé et une fratrie de Holmes s'en mêle.
    __
    – Vous réalisez que nous ne négocions pas avec les terroristes ?
    – Vous le ferez. Vous le ferez juste pour ne pas le perdre lui.
    La blonde à l’écran, le visage couvert, fit glisser une fine lame sur la gorge de Q, laissant une trace rouge ardente sur son passage et faisant gémir de douleur le quartier-maître.
    – Vous ne le laisserez pas mourir. Il est trop précieux.
    – Trop précieux ? Nous avons une multitude d’informaticiens ici aussi doués que lui.
    – Même si c’était le cas, vous ne voudriez pas perdre un Holmes. N’est-ce pas, Mycroft.

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    Français
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    1
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    30
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    5
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    M held out the file in her hand and Q automatically took it.
    “It needs the new Quartermaster’s signature”.
    The reminder of the Major’s death, the kindly old beta who saw him for him, brought tears to his eyes, and he desperately hoped that the smoke would hide it.
    “... Okay. Who do I give it to?”
    “It’s quite a few years ahead of schedule, and quite frankly I’m not even sure if it’s going to work, but Boothroyd always spoke highly of you and you are one of the very few TSS workers still remaining. I’ve spoken to R, the only survivor with seniority over you, and she is quite adamant to remain in her current position with your approval... Which leaves you”.
    M held out a pen.
    “Quartermaster”.

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    “I don’t just have one alpha”. Q grinned, bloody and feral. “I have nine. They’re called the double-0 program, perhaps you’ve heard of them?”

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    Chapters:
    31/?
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    "Her will was read today. She left you this. Maybe it was her way of telling you to take a desk job." Eve holds out a black box, and inside it, wrapped in black paper, the bulldog figurine from M's bookshelf.
    Bond opens the box, looking at it with hard eyes for a moment. "Just the opposite." A heartbeat's pause. "Thank you."

    --

    What follows is a reimagining of the events between Skyfall and Spectre with a good dash of slow-burn 00Q.
    Warnings preemptively for awkward metaphorical dancing around each other, my Q muse being stronger than my Bond muse, silly beat-to-death tropes, and my long love affair with abusing hyphenations.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
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    55
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    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    32,510
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    3
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    1
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    Q rescued James from Safin's island, but not before Safin infected James with the Heracles nanobots. Unable to see Madeleine and Mathilde for fear of causing their deaths, and out of his depth in a world of espionage and technology that he's been disconnected from for five years, James flounders. But even if the nanobots can be destroyed and all the targets on his back erased, he knows his capability to trust had been eroded long before he ever met Madeleine. But if he cannot trust her, is he capable of loving her at all? Is there anyone out there that he does trust?

    James is drowning in the deepest depression he's ever faced, and feels unworthy of any type of rescue. While he struggles, though, an old threat from Q's past rears its head. James must find himself again and fast, before he loses the one person he somehow knows he can rely on.

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    English
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    4,202
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
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    7
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    Week 3 entry for Mi6 Cafe Last Drabble Writer Standing Challenge.
    Prompt: Had to include the phrase ”Throw that, and I will make you regret it.”
    Word Count: exactly 200

    When you have the highest security clearance in the country, everything has to be done quietly

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    1/1
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    18
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    It’s Q’s turn to host the annual holiday office party.

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    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    12
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    It was not in his nature to let anyone die, even if they were pirates and even if the captain of his own ship along with the entirety of his crew shivered in fear and begged him to play the role of executioner. This will be one of the few decisions in his life that he wouldn't regret.

    Chapters 1 through 18 have been fixed.

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    English
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    115,087
    Chapters:
    23/?
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    565
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    101
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    Q, Tanner, and Shakespeare go a long way back. NOT a Tanner/Q story or anything kinky in the least; title is a pun. Tanner/Mrs. Tanner is the only pairing. Bright Star ‘verse. Posted in honor of Shakespeare’s birthday (April 23).

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    292

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