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    After they are driven out of their home, Fíli, his brother, and their uncle find refuge in the unlikely home of two hobbits. Gandalf said they’d be safe there, but only Thorin can keep them safe.

    Thorin has already lost everything. All he has left are his nephews and even now he worries that they will be lost to him as well. He doesn’t trust the hobbits, especially the female one. She seems far too interested in his nephews for his liking.

    Kíli misses his amad. He knows he should be more cautious, but he likes the hobbits. He especially likes the lady one. She reminds him of his amad.

    Briar never fit in the Shire. She was always too different. But maybe, her place was always meant to be in the mountains instead of hills.

    Bilbo always knew his job was to protect his little sister. She was the only family he had left, after all. But family isn’t always defined by blood. Sometimes family is by choice.

    A REWRITE

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    Some people believed he was a seer or a prophet. Some people thought he was just crazy, Mad Baggins they called him. Really, Bilbo Baggins was just tired. Tired of pretending that every day was a new adventure. Tired of feigning surprise, ignorance and confusion. Tired of trying to make a difference. The truth was, after living the same life over and over again countless times, there were no new adventures, no surprises. No, it didn’t matter if he tried to change things because he always came back to live the same exact life all over again. No matter what changes he managed to make, it would all be reset again the moment he died. So was there really any point in trying? Despite all that, there was definitely something different going on this time . . or was there? After living the same life so many times, it was hard to distinguish the present life from the past ones sometimes. But he certainly couldn’t ever remember Thorin looking at him like that after walking through his door. Maybe there were a few more surprises left in store for him after all.

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    Bilbo Baggins of Bag End is an introvert to put it simply, and most unfit for an adventure. Yet he finds himself on adventure with 13 dwarves and a wizard. But what the dwarves do not know is that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End has done this journey before and had failed. He lost many he loved , but this time he will not let himself fail. As well as Lobelia Sackville-Baggins making it her business to see what Bilbo and the dwarves are up to, oh, and you're there as well.

     

    Alternatively; low-key depressed reader has to help Bilbo succeed in keeping his dwarves safe, and Lobelia being nosy and she comes along.

     

    BTW reader is gender neutral (pronouns will be he/they tho) and all relationships with reader are platonic

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    Bilbo Baggins is an respectful, caring, omega dragon, but his heart was torn beyond help from his wizard friends, no he needed love to mend his heart, but he wanted none of that. But Gandalf says other wise.

    Thorin is lovestruck at first sight and wants to shelter this innocent little halfling. But little does he know Bilbo is a tough cookie.

    Everyone is a little slow expect Ori and Bilbo; aka my little cookies.

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    You, yes you, IKAW, are just a normal person, living their normal life, but that changes when a literal goddess transports you to another world and now your forced to go on this quest and try to change the future of a hobbit, 13 dwarves, and a very tired wizard. What could go wrong?

    The start was inspired by Moon Knight (kinda)

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    The fellowship has set out on its noble quest to destroy the ring and put an end to the threat that is Sauron! Just set out really, barely left the gates of Imladris, but things are going smoothly enough so far. That is until the two most unlikely party crashers fall upon their little fellowship. Uncle Bilbo and the Legendary Thorin Oakenshield?! Frodo just wants to know what's going on but the two of them won't stop hollering at each other long enough for anyone to get a word in edgewise. Suddenly, their little group is joined by Frodo's two biggest heroes and he discovers there was a lot more to Uncle Bilbo's stories than he realized.

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    *In progress*

    Bilbo Baggins enjoys few things: A good meal, silence, and painting; all of which vanish when a certain grey wizard stops by his little Hobbit hole one day. Driven by his Tookish blood, the promise to paint mountains, and some stubborn wizardly urging, Bilbo joins the Company of Oakenshield. Just when he thinks he can handle the company of thirteen rowdy dwarves, Bilbo discovers he has a legendary soulmate (or, a One). The leader of the company and future King of Erebor: Thorin Oakenshield.
    Not only are they fated to be one another’s loves, but every brush of a quill on Bilbo’s skin arises on Thorins’.
    Thorin quickly learns how much more difficult it is to reclaim his throne when his love is drawn out on his skin, while Bilbo learns how dangerous it can be to be The One to the steely, mountain-eyed warrior king.

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    On the morning Bilbo Baggins leaves on the quest for Erebor for the eighth time, she is two hundred and eighty-one years old. To all the rest of the world, she is fifty-one. Regardless, nobody can ignore the way she confidently blazes the path for the thirteen dwarves trailing behind her, not even their enemies, and especially not Thorin Oakenshield, whose life she is bent on saving even if it kills her, because it already has.

    Time travel fix-it groundhog day style featuring a female Bilbo Baggins.

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    Bag End Bed and Breakfast has seen better days. While it collects more dust than customers, the owner, Bilbo, can't find it in his heart to close the place in memorium to his late parents, Belladonna and Bungo Baggins. When it feels like it's time to close the B&B's doors, an old friend of his mother's drops off an unexpected company of thirteen very different individuals. Not only is Bilbo thrown into a world he knows nothing about, but he's also having to deal with the drama of hosting a brood of vampires with coffin loads of drama attached to them.

    On one hand, it's not lonely anymore. On the other, Bilbo can't stand their leader - Thorin - a surly vampire with a notable title, even if it's been stripped from his hands. "A week" was what Gandalf promised this would be, but everyone knows that plans often change. Bilbo must learn how to deal with the supernatural world and cater to a group of rather lifeless creatures - literally, as well as discover new secrets about his own lineage that he never thought possible.

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    So, he stuck to the shadows, tried to make sure the company was fed, and if he oft sat on the newly constructed wall his eyes turned towards home humming his da’s walking songs under his breath, well then at least he wasn’t amongst the gold and strangers his friends had become.
    But he couldn’t let sleeping dragons lie now, could he? Even if the dragon sounded more like his ma telling him not to let others walk all over him, to get ahead in any way he could, to control the situation as much as he could, and if not, to be prepared.
    The first few days are spent exploring but by the third day he’s found the treatise and legal section and a solution however much he doesn’t want to use it.
    And then the horns blow and Bilbo doesn’t have much of a choice regardless.

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    Bluebell understands perfectly well that she and her brother are far too different. Where Bilbo enjoyed the comforts of home and complete lack of anything out of the ordinary, Bluebell craved the sightseeing of the world, to discover new places or visit grand ones already named. Bluebell, an immature and childish Hobbit, has been forced to remain under the care of her elder brother Bilbo, who swore to their parents she would never know harm or discomfort. That is, until a wizard wanders into Bag End in search of someone who sought out an adventure. | Thorin Oakenshield/Original Character|

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    "You have been given a gift that few receive, but this gift is also a great burden. The Valar do not grant a second chance without reason, what is yours?"

    "I wish I knew, My Lady. But you saw what I did. I simply must 'save them all'. But I do not know who the Valar are referring to."

    Lady Galadriel hummed, a contemplative look overtaking her delicate features, "I believe, onya, that all of our fates rest on your shoulders."

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    Destined to die an unremarkable death during Smaug's attack on Dale and Erebor, (Y/n) (L/n) is saved by a mysterious elf working under the influence of the Valar. The reason? To save an unspecified group (and number) of people from their inevitable demise, and stop the subsequent deterioration of Middle Earth.

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    When a half-blood Seer wakes with no memory in a field near Hobbiton, she finds shelter with Bilbo Baggins. Despite her abrupt arrival, Bilbo sees it as his duty to take care of her, no matter what dangers may come their way. But then a company of brash Dwarves comes knocking at Bag End, and disturbs their fragile peace with biting questions and bitter answers. Can they help uncover her past? Can she help them reclaim their home? And what is it about the blue-eyed prince that beckons with such burning passion?

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    The grandson of a greedy king and his dwarvish companions fall under the curse of literal dragon sickness - at least for Thorin. Bestowed by Smaug the Terrible, an enchanter whose other form is also that of a dragon, the vilest of fire drakes from the north, is seeking riches at the end of a hard trial for the prince of Erebor. Doomed to live his life as a ‘not-quite-dwarf’ and ‘not-quite-dragon’, Thorin and his companions are forgotten by the world around them.

    The decades roll by and the curse shows no sign of lifting, for Thorin was tasked with proving that his heart was worth saving and that he would not be corrupted by gold lust like his grandfather. All seems bleak until the arrival of one quirky little hobbit of the Shire with his mother’s stubborn streak and his father’s gentility. Bilbo Baggins, a prisoner of this draconic beast, soon begins to show Thorin just what a heart worth saving feels like.

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    (The story starts after the events of The Hobbit but before the events of The Lord Of The Rings, considering I’ve made both Frodo and Sam 27 which would be the equivalent of 15 years old, here’s the math I used, (based of the fact that an adult hobbit is 33 years old); 33/18 ≈ 1,8 1,8 x 15 = 27)

    Bilbo Baggins lives a quiet, peaceful life in his comfortable hole at Bag End. Bilbo is quite content at Bag End, near the bustling hobbit village of Hobbiton. His comfort is shattered by the arrival of the old wizard Gandalf, who persuades Bilbo to set out on an adventure with a group of thirteen dwarves.

    By the end of his journey Bilbo had lost more then he thought he would, he lost his greatest friends, and the dwarves lost the royal lineage. In the mist of the grief Bilbo made his way back to his home at Bag End. Only to find a small kid in his care, Frodo. He did his best at raising him and found it was a great distraction from the grief he held.

    Now, raised as Bilbo’s son, Frodo starts his own adventure. Though his would be more interesting - and he would be joined by his best friend, Samwise Gamgee. Together they change the past and the future.

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    Hi! I'm Sierra Parker, a typical albeit hilarious bean that ended up doing not such typical stuff.
    I'll be narrating my own story...welcome! Glad to have you along for the journey there and back again!
    Your opinions, comments, questions,and kudos mean a dragon sized amount. Hold onto your hats, this roller coaster has some crazy surprises along the way! [Seriously, it keeps me writing, so bring the love, humans!]
    Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.

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    “This is not the end, Dis.” Similar words had been spoken to him upon the Sack of Erebor, spoken by Thrain.

    It would not be the end. Thorin would not see his people suffer any longer than he could allow. Already he’d labored long and hard with work, where he could find it, but staying in Ered Luin would not feed his sister or the two mouths of his nephews. Family meant everything to him. His people meant everything to him. If helping them meant stepping out of the picture and aiding from afar, then so be it. He would do whatever it took, by any means necessary, to see them thrive once more.

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    Getting thrown through time is fun right? Getting thrown through time and ending up 30 years prior to when those blasted dwarrow show up on her doorstep should be wonderful no? It's not. It's really not. It's not like Bilbo has a choice though. She'll try her damned hardest to make everything end well. Even if it breaks her.

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    Thorin Durinul has always dreamed making it to the big leagues in the music industry. After the untimely death of his father and younger brother, Thorin and his sister, Dis, have strived for success, while trying to raise Dis’ two young boys and financially keep their heads above water. Disowned by their grandfather who doesn’t approve of the “rocker” lifestyle, Thorin takes it upon himself to see that he and his band, Durin’s Desolation, make a name for themselves to prove to Thror that they can, and will, make it without him.

    Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken up ownership alongside his mother, Belladonna, of Bag End Books, lowkey chasing his dream to one day become a famous author. Settling into a new town was never easy, but a nice blank slate whereas Bilbo was seen odd from the rural town he and Belladonna moved from. Things are already looking bright...especially after receiving several visits from one of the locals.

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    Belladonna Baggins is nearly 3 years past her majority and time is running out. If she doesn't find a husband soon she will loose not only her inheritance but Bag end and everything inside it as well. Just when she thinks she will have to settle for Bobby Bolger Gandalf shows up looking for a burglar.

    Dwarves won't let an unmarried female travel with them, and when Bella's cousin Fortinbras hears this he offers up a solution - have one of the Dwarves marry Bella, save her estate and she can travel to help them on their quest. Of course a contractual marriage of necessity isn't the best way to start a relationship, especially between two people who have vastly different cultures.

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