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    So comes to pass that Durin the Deathless, mighty dwarrow of Aulë, Father of the Dwarves, King of Khazad-dûm, the First of the Seven Fathers, King of the Longbeards, finds himself inexplicably bound to a small raw chunk of blue stone pocketed by one Belladonna Took on her journey home from a well accomplished adventure. Years, and multiple adventures later, Belladonna settles and births a son to whom this stone is gifted.
    A child named Bilbo, the small Hobbit who will turn the tides of the whole of Middle Earth, and the ghostly Durin's ward in this new uncharted world before them.

    Or: In which Durin the Deathless does not accept the finality of his lineage and submits his complaints to Mahal and Yavanna.
    Becoming bound to a stone was not part of his request to save the Dwarrow and this stipulation was not in the fine print.
    Additionally Hobbits are far too endearing even to ancient semi-immortal monarchs.
    And it isn't technically breaking any rules if the ghost beside you works as a translator for super secret dwarvish languages.

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    Bilbo Baggins came home one sunny spring day exhausted, half starved and pregnant. His heart was broken, his name cursed by the dwarves he had saved and his house was on auction by the worst relative you could imagine. It was, understandably, a terrible day.
    Once it comes out that Bilbo is *expecting,* however, even the most prim and proper hobbits are scandalised at the poor treatment he received by the conspicuously absent father (and, by extension, all his kind). The Shire rallies around their poor, ill-treated and half-starved kinsman, and the climate of dwarvish relations takes a decidedly chilly turn.

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    In which Bilbo meets a lost traveler and guides him home.

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    Bilbo Baggins had walked this earth a total of eight times in his past. He did remember them all, in some form or another, though he could rarely recall their names or faces, or very much detail about their lives at all. He always remembered their deaths, though. And he always remembered how it was someone – a well-meaning wizard, for instance – that had shown up and enticed or blackmailed him away from his home and family to go off and die for the good of the world.

    Much like what was happening now.

    Or: How the dragon soul of Bilbo Baggins made a deal with Manwë and can't seem to escape the consequences, and Thorin Oakenshield looks far too much like one of Bilbo's dead husbands.

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    AU. The Lost Kingdom of Erebor is shrouded in myth, likened to the heavens and compared to Atlantis. Until an archaeological discovery unearths that which was lost and awakens the Mad King from his cursed eternal rest.

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    Smaug never came. Thror was overtaken by gold sickness, and his son Thrain banished to his death.

    What happens when Thorin has to take over a broken kingdom? What happens when an unconventional gift, in the form of one Bilbo Baggins, is left him by his grandfather's horrid soldiers?

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    Ten years later, Bilbo can't even go to the Green Dragon without a dwarven tourist buying him a beer and sobbing over Bilbo's great tragic love affair with Thorin Oakenshield. Which would all be quite touching and heartbreaking, if not for one little thing...

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    Thorin frowned. His father's tone was ominous and weary, so much so that it seemed to worry even Frerin. "So you see, this merger," Thraín continued, "will require a true diplomatic union. Marriage."

    Thorin choked on air for a moment and Frerin's green eyes widened. "M-marriage?" Frerin mumbled weakly.

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    King Thraín of Erebor is forced to make a political agreement with the Shire in order to ensure his people have access to a bountiful harvest following the devastation of the Fell Winter. Thorin and Frerin travel to the Shire to certify the agreement, against their own wishes. Bilbo and Thorin discover they each have troubles all their own.

    They help each other cope.

    This is the story of the unlikely match between Prince Bilbo Baggins of the Shire and Prince Thorin II of Erebor.

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    Thorin took out 20 pounds and smashed the notes on the counter, 'How does one say 'fuck you and your reptilian husband' in flower?' He demanded more or less.

     

    He heard a chuckle as a response.

     

    'With that amount of poison, you might as well just send them a bunch of Belladonna.

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    Thorin accompanies his father on a diplomatic mission to a little hamlet west of Rivendell. There, they will meet the hobbit emissary and renegotiate the trade contract between the Shire and Erebor. But with Erebor struggling to pay what the hobbits demand for their produce, and the hobbits controlling the food production within nearly all of Middle Earth, negotiations are bound to be difficult.

    Then Thorin screws it all up and can only choose between execution and marriage.

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    Bilbo Baggins doesn't fit in in the Shire. He's not a normal hobbit. That doesn't bother him.

    Having his warnings ignored? Trying to help those who will not help themselves?

    That bothers him.

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    Gimli dies--and then wakes up in the past, right before the Quest for Erebor. His next actions prove to have long-reaching consequences.

    By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. - Confucius

    Book 1 - Comes Around Again

    "Sooner or later, everything you thought you left behind comes around again. For good or ill, it comes around again." - Stephen King

    Book 2 - We Are Made Wise

    “We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.” ― George Bernard Shaw.

    Book 3 - The Greatest Test of Courage

    "The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart." - Robert Green Ingersoll

    Book 4 - Our Greatest Glory

    "Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" - Goldsmith.

    Book 5 - Never a Night

    "There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope." - Bernard Williams

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is travelling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for everything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any given situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. HIs accuracy is uncanny even for Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's travelling with really have no idea what's going to happen if they truly piss him off.

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    At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.

    Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.

    (Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)

    *Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.

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    A strange sound in the night wakes Bilbo from his well-deserved slumber.

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    Instead of trading the Arkenstone to the Men of Laketown, Billa decides to give away her share of the treasure to protect her friends. Little did she know that her actions would legally make her the wife of Thorin Oakeshield. Which also meant ending up as Queen Under the Mountain to rule in his behalf while the royal line is too injured after the battle

    (the rewrite of the first long fic I have ever written)

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    "I have to get down there, to see what's what." Bilbo said calmly, even if she didn't feel that way.

    "No, you can't." Thorin was implacable, "there is a dragon down there!"

    "Ye-es," Bilbo said slowly. "This we knew from the start. And we knew from the start that I would go and face him first. This was the plan. I'm only sticking to it."

    "Forget the plan. It is a stupid plan." He sounded almost desperate. "I'll think up a new plan!"

    Oh dear.

     

    Sometimes things didn't go according to plan, and to Bilbo, this whole quest was one very big example of just that. Now they were stranded somewhere in the wilderness, trying to survive while making new plans. If that wasn't a recipe for disaster, Bilbo didn't know what was.

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    “I just wish…”

    “What do you wish?”

    “I wish I could have changed it all.”

    For years Bilbo has written about his adventures and told stories about his dealings with dwarves and dragons. To most it seemed like fanciful nonsense but to Bilbo it was all very real. A weight followed him home from his travels, one called regret. Now in his final moments Bilbo has a choice to make – go quietly into death’s embrace or go back again and face all the fear and pain for the chance to make things right?

    Of course, change is a fickle thing and not everything can be done again as Bilbo is about to find out. In the end, it may not only be salvation that he’s fighting for.

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    In which Bilbo takes a holiday and meets a royal family.

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    The door's green colour was bright, the silver mark was still there, the flowers along the pathway bloomed … nothing had changed, and Frodo felt helplessly lost.

    He still stood in front of the closed garden door, his arms like dead weights at his side as if even opening it would be too great an effort. Home. He was home again.

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