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    Working at a paper company is just as boring as it sounds.

    You get up at the ass-crack of dawn to get to Westerberg’s Dunder Mifflin branch. Well, it’s not dawn but you help but be pretty damn dramatic when you spend your days selling paper. Paper. Reams and hole punched or printer paper or lined or plain or card or coloured or god it’s just so boring and dull.

    (Or they're both salesmen at a paper company and stuff happens)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1024
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    Everyone's forced to deal with the aftermath of Heather Chandler's mistakes, and Heather Duke is getting the worst of it.

    Or, so Veronica thought.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    186
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    The Heathers have been friends since they were six. They know each other inside and out. They even created signals and codes for one another, which come in handy sometimes when (the Chandler) parents are just traditionalist assholes.

    Veronica finds it intriguing, finally seeing inside of the untouchable girls' squad that has Westerburg High in an iron grip. But even if the Heathers are bitches, assholes, and one is likely possessed by a literal demon, Veronica is not going to just sit idly by if they need her help.

    Sometimes, that involves climbing over gates, up trees, and through windows. Sometimes, it involves punching people in the nose. And sometimes, it involves the softest, nicest-smelling, warmest hugs she's ever had.

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    32,252
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2475
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    “Hey, Heather. Think they have Red Vines in jail?”

    Maybe if she could get a chuckle out of her, she would tell the cops that it was a mistake and that Veronica had totally not just broken in. Which she had, but they didn’t need to know that.

    Heather Chandler was not amused.

    Veronica Sawyer was not good at thinking things through.

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    8,986
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    532
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    Veronica knew that Ms Fleming's idiocy would end up being a train wreck. They all did.

    But Veronica couldn't have expected this.

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    English
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    16,697
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    721
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    Veronica’s colour had always been red.

    Ever since she was a kid and would grab at any red clothes that her parents were wearing because she couldn’t get the words out. She was drawn to stop signs, red lights, big buses that scared her but she didn’t want to stop looking at the way they stood out against the dull grey world.

    (Or the obligatory soulmates au)

    Series
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    English
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    9,609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    775
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    The characters from Heathers get transplanted into the plot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A mashup of the movie and the musical and the movie and the TV series... but not the TV series.

    Somehow taking an absurd premise very seriously and not very seriously at all, at the same time.

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    English
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    10,674
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    25
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    The Heathers have a lot in common other than being popular and running Westerburg High. They all have boyfriends... oops sorry... exes in different schools and they plan to get them back. Another thing they have in common, all of their three exes have fragile masculinity, having that said. The Heathers plans to use Veronica to make their boyfriends jealous. Nothing blows someone's ego than knowing their ex became rug munchers because of them. Just not the kind of rep you want hanging on your head.

    "What are you complaining about? You get to be popular, be one of us and no one would make fun of you ever again." Heather Chandler said with a bite in her tone. It was an easy enough concept to grasp so why was this girl making things much harder. "But I can't pretend to be your fake girlfriend to save me my life! I can't even act that well."

    "It's your lucky day, Sawyer." An evil grin plastered on her face. Chandler's eyes flashing a glimmering dark allure. Like a predator stalking its prey. "You'll pretend to be our girlfriend like your life depends on it because now... it does."

    She prays she'll get out of this mess unscathed. But who was she kidding? These are the Heathers so... she's fucked already.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2388
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    JD's slow spiral into insanity.
    SLOW spiral.
    -
    TW: Suicide, murder, uhhh i kill some heathers

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    376
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    Veronica Sawyer is a teacher at Westerberg High School and has been for a while. One day, the new maths teacher Heather Chandler arrives, and Veronica finds her life at Westerberg increasingly difficult.

    Chandler and Veronica take an immediate dislike to one another but for some reason, they keep being brought together.

    Will they be able to stop bickering long enough to get anything done? And what happens when Veronica begins to realise Chandler isn't as bad as she thought?

     

    A Chansaw Teacher AU

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/13
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    379
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3856
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    bookboi: welcome to the big leagues, kid. here’s yr official baseball cap, dont ever wear it sideways or front-facing, we only go backwards in this bitch
    redbinch: yeah that's because you’re the gayest gay ever to gay :/
    bookboi: ya tru
    v-sauce: oh, is this like… a heathers groupchat? or something?
    redbinch: Duh

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    English
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    15,735
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    281
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2803
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    Veronica Sawyer, full-time journalism major, part-time barista, and maybe a little bit in love with the worse roommate ever, Heather Chandler.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,233
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2312
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    For as long as Betty had known her, Veronica Sawyer marched to the beat of her own drum. She was an individual, indomitable, ingenious. It seemed like she was always two steps ahead of everybody, and the smug little grin on her face showed that she knew it, too. But she never condescended. Veronica made a point of treating everyone as her equals, at least until they gave her a good reason to think otherwise.

    Or, a firsthand account of the Averted Bombing of Westerberg High and the sixteen years of friendship before it, as told by one Betty Finn.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Heather Chandler hates her job.

    The only reason she’s working there is because there are barely any other jobs and the pay to hours ration ain’t half bad.
    But, god, she hates her job. Her boss was a dick and the people, dear god, the people were another breed of annoying. The coffee is either too hot or too cold or too strong or, god forbid, it tasted too much like coffee.

    (Or an obligatory coffee shop au)

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    English
    Words:
    2,054
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    742
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    You walk over to Heather’s house with the express desire to talk to her.

    (Or it gets worse, so much worse)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,078
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    895
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    The diner smells like the cigarette smoke that seeped into the leather booths thirty years ago, with a mix of coffee and a dash of grease. Unfortunately, you've gotten used to the smell after working there for bordering on six months. It has fading red paint and plastic floors that hurt your feet like a bitch. And don't start on the uniform, the god damn uniform, but hey it's money.

    (Or a Chansaw Diner Au because I can't control myself when it comes to writing stuff)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,510
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    502
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    The Little Shop of Horrors AU nobody asked for but I made anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,492
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    339
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    It’s on a Wednesday, in the middle of lunch, when Heather accosts you.

    “So, Veronica, what are you going to do for your birthday?” She says, the words coming from her blood red lips, which are now curling into one of those evil smiles where she know exactly what she is doing.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,924
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1476
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    Veronica suspects that JD is behind murders in Sherwood, Ohio. He'd asked her to be his accomplice a while back, but she had declined. It hadn't been in her best interest. Now, she's worried that he's made the offer to someone else - and that they've accepted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87
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    So this exists now.

    Do I have several other unfinished fics waiting to be updated? Yes. Do I have two writing blogs with tons of asks I need to write stories for? Also yes.

    Am I going to write this anyway and add even more work to my already significant To Do list?

    You bet your asses I am.

    Huge thanks to keenmint for helping me with the planning for this!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,373
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3074

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