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    Humanstuck AU in which Betty Crocker has taken over the entirety of the world with a more hidden, passive viewpoint.
    A gang of rebellious once-beta-kids kidnap a rather crabby camper, and shenanigans ensue.

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    we were so close.
    We almost won.
    But we weren't close enought.
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    Dave and dirk are transported right before the game begun both back in Dave's place where bro is still alive and kicking... for now.

    Some happened and it wasn't supposed to.

    Someone is going to pay.

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    Summary: It was supposed to the best four years of their life but things start to change with the kids. They start to develop powers thus making them go on the run. This is an AU fic where Sburb does not happen. The kids develop their god tier powers.

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    2/?
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    4
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    5
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    In the year 2057, Dirk Strider finally has a plan to cure his best friend, Roxy, of her terminal illness. Saving her life, however, involves illegal street drugs, and an accidental visit by the Batterwitch herself.

    [You don't need to have watched the movie to undersand but you should probably read the first chapter. Not a crossover]

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    Roxy Lalonde isn't just a Low Aspect and therefore Earthstuck; as a Void Aspect, she's one of the Corrupted castes. She's been riding on her bestie's coattails for a long time now, safe in his metaphorical shadow even as she lives uncomfortably in the literal shadow of the floating city of Skaia, where the Noble Aspects reign, unseen and distant. But she has plans. Mother-effin' aspirations, you dig? And those plans just happen to include regicide. She's skybound, with a trusty rifle, a heavy grudge, and half of an idea of how she'll pull it all off.

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    Mommy won't let them hurt you.

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    1/1
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    This is an audio transcript of the second unaired episode of Cutthroat Kitchen in a dream bubble right before the events of endgame. The intentions of Jane may or may not be influenced by the Betty Crocker company. Viewer discretion of (mostly) bleeped swears is advised.

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    2
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    This is an audio transcript of an unaired episode of Cutthroat Kitchen in a dream bubble right before the events of endgame. The intentions of Jane may or may not be influenced by the Betty Crocker company. Viewer discretion of (mostly) bleeped swears is advised.
    In this episode of Cutthroat Kitchen, the beta chefs have to cook classics from alternian and earth cuisine. They have to survive sabotages, ranging from loss of grub for grub loaf to sick kick flips. Watch this episode of Cutthroat Kitchen to see who survives!

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    3/3
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    25
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    3
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    Since his mother died, John has been bullied at school, neglected at home, and hates life. However, life start to take a positive turn when he finds his online best friend from Texas in his 7th period class. All Dave wanted was to be normal for a while, and not have to worry about the troubles, and hunters, that his "pureblood" brings him. This is a supernatural-y humanstuck (monsterstuck?) AU, featuring human John and Vampire Dave. The story updates often, and takes place over the course of a year, with some minor timeskips. Thanks to Saltymastermemester on FFN for letting me re-write and continue this awesome story.

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    5/?
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    6
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    Your name is John Egbert and you're living an absolute nightmare right now.

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    Midnight City has always had a problem with organized crime, but since the beginning of the Prohibition Era, mobsters have risen in power like never before. The city has become a warzone of gangs fighting the police and each other, with the citizens of Midnight City caught in the crossfire. And to make matters worse, the leaders of two Gangs have begun to display impossible powers, a power called Stand.
    The only thing that can stop a Stand User is another Stand User. It's up to twin siblings Jane and Jake English to defeat both the Midnight Crew and the Felt, or the city will never be safe.

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    2/?
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    John has always hated Betty Crocker, long before anyone knew who she really was. In this short oneshot, Jade begins to understand why.

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    SBURB II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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    Caliborn and Calliope are orphan twins who have been taken in by the illustrious English family. But when his ambition leads him to attack his sister and adopted family, and then to don a certain Stone Mask, only Calliope can stop him.
    A Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Homestuck Fusion crossover. Homestuck characters in a Jojo-like universe.

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    you think you loved a boy like him once.

    and you think he maybe, kinda, sorta, loved you too.

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    “This may come as a blow to you personally, but there’s no time better than the present, I guess,” he shrugs.

    “What is it?” Your mouth is growing dry in worry. He tugs at his collar in discomfort one last time.

    “Madam Crocker is a genuinely wicked person. Rotten to her slimy center. A murderer if I’ve ever known one.”

    You blink.

    “I already knew that.” The waiter stops in his tracks to stare at you.

    “What?” He asks, dumbfounded.

    “She’s not even my actual grandmother,” you venture further.

    He slowly leans closer to you.

    What?” He repeats, bewilderment stamped across his entire being.

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    2/?
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    11
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    82
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    "Hey, uh, Rose?" John asked. Rose turned around.

    "Yeah John?" She said. John took a deep breath.

    "I have a something to tell you..."

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    9/?
    Comments:
    57
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    11
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    3
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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

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    English
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    44,635
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    269
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    19
    Hits:
    3453
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    John Crocker only wanted a job.

    Instead, he got this.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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