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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? Why were they hybrids now? What the hell was going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. They've become hybrids, combinations of each of their species, capable of switching species when it came to it. Rifts are appearing and they're mistaken as an alien species, which wasn't too far off the mark.

    Dave says fuck it and makes everything harder for Earth and the hybrids find themselves making a hypothetical backstory for themselves as an alien species. Meanwhile, the actual aliens, the trolls of Beforus are flabbergasted by a similar but very different species to their own.

    Her Benevolence just smiles and plays along with the lies.

    Watch everyone scramble around to deal with the hot mess.

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    In which the portal in Joey’s attic doesn’t transport passengers directly to the conjoining portal, but instead to somewhere in the general vicinity. This changes everything.

     

    AKA Dammek & Joey both need a hug, Xefros leads a lowblood rebellion, Jude joins a cult, and the world discovers aliens. Not necessarily in that order.

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    I've seen Dave do some incredibly dumb shit in the name of irony. Of course, I'd count the DUMBEST as buying an entire karaoke bar. Although, it's where I fell in love, so... I guess I can't exactly complain too much...

    Welcome, ladies and gents, to The Scratch karaoke bar! Here you'll see friendship, love, poor money management skills, and the dangers of doing it all for the irony! Join John and the rest of everyone as they enjoy each others company, despite dumb choices and copious amounts of alcohol.

    Credit for AU and like... pretty much everything else, really, goes to the best friend/editor/proofreader NB, thanks for all the help, friend!

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    Don't pretend like you don't know what this is. REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE OR UNTIL I CATCH UP.

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    You've seen him before down at the beach that rested only a short stretch from your apartment and you've always wondered if he was lonely. One day you decide to talk to him in an offer of friendship. Will this turn out? You have no clue. You do know one thing though, you were going to be determined to show him some sort of shred of compassion.
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    [please comment! it helps me feel motivated to actually write and post!! Sorry!]

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    A young man awakens from a long coma. It just so happens that today, not the 13th of April, is the day this young man changes. This story is about John Egbert, our loving protagonist, going ultimate. We follow John (who was supposedly dead) and his journey with Dirk, Rosebot, and Terezi. This fic will follow the Homestuck^2 timeline after the epilogues. I recommend not reading until after reading the epilogues. I spent a while studying ascension and how I think it would affect John. I'll include a link to my original doc where I explain. If you would instead go into this with no info and free of spoilers be my guest, but for anyone interested, I'll leave the link.

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PuWnPT_84M9irgwE115d-HU_QHIO0lG3QmOsD7OUfGY/edit?usp=sharing

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    Many have heard rumors of a new faction coming out of nowhere. It was hard not to hear of it when they took over Skaia Laboratory, one of the most dangerous areas left unclaimed- a standing structure of the old era before monsters began roaming the land and people didn't have powers.

    Skaia Labs would have been a great place of resource or even a safe haven if it weren't for the fact there'd been strong ass monsters that no one could beat. But now? Someone actually beat the monsters and claimed the place, holy fuck was that both bad ass and very concerning. How many people did they have? How many were adroits? How strong were they?

    Many groups and factions' attention was grabbed by the new faction. Wondering if they could ally with them, conquer them, etc. But they all had to be careful, they didn't know how large and competent the new faction was...


    "TUNA DIRK'S HIDIN' MY SHIT AND TRAPPIN' MY ROOM AGAIN!!"
    "Tula, Eridan is bitching and won't give back my brony merch."
    "Tulip I love you, but your cooking is shit."
    "Babe, baby, you're so radical and the love of my life but shut the fuck up."

    Four doomed kids get to live on an apocalyptic Earth and cause trouble.

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

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    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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    TL;DR: Bro is revived and ends up raising Karkat as he tries to not fuck it up and kill the kid

    Bro Strider, the older brother of Dave Strider also his abuser. He ends up dying after being impaled by his own katana, except instead of just dying..something else happens instead. Something no one was expecting, he wakes up in a place he doesn't know before somehow arriving on the alien planet Alternia.

    Being resurrected in a way, an unwanted revival he never asked for Bro tries to survive on the planet filled with lusii and trolls. He then meets someone and something else along the way, a crab lusus and a troll. Or specifically Crabdad and Karkat, saving Karkat from peril one time he stays with the grub and slowly gets attached

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    “Yeah,” he says, and then Dave realizes, like an idiot, that Karkat’s probably not going to be around for the fucking Love Actually box set. It’s the most stupid thing in the world, and it’s not a surprise, and yet the knowledge is stuck in Dave’s throat like an unpleasant chunk of grub spaghetti.

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    It had been an entire year since the game, both Tsuna and Enma were enjoying life as it was. They were excited because soon enough in a couple of months all their friends were going to visit their hometown of Namimori! Soon they would meet with their moirails again and everything! All was going well for the two teens...

    Until Reborn happened. Now that makes things even more complicated, watch as Dying Will World stumbles into something far greater than their Flames, a world more dangerous and insane than their own! Even Checkerface was confused over everything!

    Meanwhile, Tsuna dreaded the headache everything would cause... but he wouldn't have it any other way, even if it meant dealing with even more insanity than normal. Oh dear.... At least he had Gamzee doing his job as a great moirail.

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    “Dude. We can argue about this all night or you can enlighten me as to why the fuck you seem to enjoy sitting up here. It doesn’t entirely have the nicest memories attached to it.” He indicated to the darkened spots of blood that littered the rooftop.

    “I told you. I like to think.”

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    In a sort of rage against a certain man acting like a certain Hussie, certain characters will take control of their own happily ever after...with some side effects.

    And the new narrator?

    Someone unexpected.

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    This is my first story on this platform and about Homestuck.

    Basically, John is forced into a world where no one remembers the game and he has to become a superhero, when the game's monsters leak into the world.

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    you wake up in an unfamiliar room,you have a headache,your body feels different like....you cant really put it into words but if you had to say its more.....harder......and much more taller and.....muscular?

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    A generation ago, Skaia was conquered by the Prospiti barbarians, with aid from the Alternian Empire. For that same amount of time, there have been continuous border skirmishes between Skaia and Derse. The war takes a new turn when the youngest member of the Derse royal family is taken in battle.

    Or

    After capturing the youngest son of the rulers of Derse in battle, the Prospiti heirs of Skaia decide they want to complete the set.

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    A story about falling in love, dying, and starting a revolution.
    Oh and they're fae

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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    They won the game. Or at least, some of them did. The door changed at the last second and stole them away from their hard-earned reward. Six gods were sent to earth. The others were sent somewhere else. Where are they? How do they leave? What's lurking in the shadows? Only time (and maybe 11 other aspects) will answer their questions.

    Meanwhile is a companion work to The Alternate Game and is meant to be read at the same time. It's a separate work now due to just how many plans I have for it.

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    4/?
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