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    Stede is a divorced, gay, divorce lawyer. He is dreading his upcoming class reunion since the Badmintons (because of fucking course) are running bets on him arriving alone and pathetic to the celebration dinner.
    Enter Ed Teach, long-time columnist for Hornygold, a gay lifestyle and entertainment magazine with some very interesting centerfold pictures. Ed is tasked to woo new sponsors for the magazine with an article about relationships.

    Ed runs into Stede and hijinks ensue. There will be a happy ending, of course ;)

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    Stede starts to move on top of him, slow and steady. “Oh my darling” it’s like he can’t help himself from rambling when he sees Ed like this, so flushed, so vulnerable, the jewels glittering on his throat dull and opaque when compared to his shining, glowing eyes, “I’m going to get you all the luxuries that you deserve, I’m going to cover you in jewels. I’m going to treat you like a princess, I’d burn the whole world down just to see you smile. My Edward, nothing can compare to you, nothing.”

    Started out as pirate smut, turned into a sprawling epic about gender identity, healthy relationships, found family, trauma resolution and anti-colonialism (and pirate feminization porn, so much pirate porn.)

    One third backstory, one third plot, and one third pirates fucking through a wide variety of kinks.

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    In Somewhere Beyond the Sea, modern-day archaeologist Stede Bonnet and salvage diver Ed Teach hunted for the wrecks of their ancestors' ships, and the final resting place of a mysterious secret cache of silver.

    Here Be Monsters travels back to 1718, and follows the original Ed and Stede as they chase down that silver.

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    In 1718, Ed sat all night on the dock, but Stede never showed. And then to add insult to injury, he went and died. Drowning his rage in rum and violence, Ed finds himself pursued by monsters, ghosts, and the British Navy.

    On board Ed's own ship, Jim Jiminez is waiting for their chance to make him pay for the things he's done.

    A chance meeting with an old rival at Ocracoke Island shifts the trajectory of both of their lives, and sends them all hurtling back toward past hurts. Now they'll have to work together to come through the other side of the storm, and to build a new future from the wreckage of all they have been.

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    Desperate for a home and for someplace that is completely and entirely his sanctuary, Edward Teach settles into a cabin at the edge of a village - a cabin that was once home to the graveyard's undertaker. He tends to the graves and returns the names to those that were nameless with time, cleaning their headstones and planting flowers as gifts for the departed.

    One day, he uncovers a grave with no name and only a strange symbol he does not recognize. In an act of sympathy, he plants his finest flowers and speaks to No Name each day as if they are his newest friend. Perhaps he's beginning to lose himself in his old age and isolation - what fool, even a witch, speaks to the dead?

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    The crew of the Revenge are only together for less than a year but it is decades of choices that lead them to that ship. The lead them all, including Blackbeard and his crew, to Stede Fucking Bonnet.

    Israel Hands has lived a long life.

    He is used to pain.

    He is used to disappointment.

    He always knew he would die one day, he just didn’t realize this was how it would go.

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    A fic that explores Izzy's life from the very beginning and all the choices he made that led him to Blackbeard, then to the Revenge, and then to everything after.

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    “Put. It. Down.” Soft, deadly, Edward gave a final warning, watching Izzy’s face. “I won't shoot you unless you make me.”

     

    Izzy laughed, hollow and humorless. “Right, because you caaaaaare about me, do you,” he half-sang, sneering. “Because I’m your friend,” his mouth twisted on the word, “is that it, Edward?” He inhaled, and let it out in a shaky sigh, the frantic energy dissipated. “No, Ed. We’re not friends. We never were.” He looked sad, Edward thought, and his gut twinged and his eyes widened as Izzy wrapped his free arm around Stede again and brought the blade away from his throat, holding it high.

     

    Izzy's hand began a slow, deliberate arch, and he stared into Edward’s eyes as he brought the knife down toward Stede’s heart.

     

    “Don’t-“ Stede cried.

     

    Edward fired.

     

     

    When Edward shoots Izzy to protect Stede, the entire reunited crew must figure out how to move forward. (**COMPLETE** releasing a new chapter every day; opt-in explicit scenes included in TFMD: The Expansion)

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    You shouldn’t have agreed to go to Havana.

    But amnesty was such a delectable idea. Maybe there was a chance to convince Hornigold of his mistakes. If you could make Nassau safe for your exiled friends, and see them on the palm-strewn beaches, you’d be willing to grit your teeth and spend time with the flint-eyed pirate hunter.

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    Ed is still struggling with what happened with Stede. When he runs into his mentor, Benjamin Hornigold, he can discuss it with someone who cares about him. Maybe Benjamin knows exactly what Ed needs, or maybe his interest in Ed lies elsewhere.

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    An open window. Outside, the ocean is endless. What if Edward is thinking of Stede at this very moment?

     

    Would he know Stede was thinking of him, too? Somewhere, out there... No, ridiculous. That's not a thing.

     

    A shiver moves down Ed's spine. Someone once told him that a shiver without cold meant another was thinking of you.

     

    Edward was never one to believe heavily in superstitions. But, what if...somewhere out there? The ocean is vast and lonely outside of his window.

     

    The story begins where season one leaves us, stranded on a deserted island. A story unfolds as two groups of pirates clumsily find their way back to each other in a comedic adventure, sparked by the love of two co-captains.

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    Owning and operating a bar in District Seventeen wasn't exactly how Stede Bonnet pictured his mid-forties, but it's not like he has a lot to lose. As it turns out, District Seventeen is far more dangerous than the cushy house and world where he grew up and has lived most of his adult life. With his ragtag staff--including an Android, a cybernetically-enhanced former criminal, and a hacker--Stede is making the best of what he has.

    Cue Blackbeard, the most dangerous mercenary in all of City Thirteen. Walking into Stede's bar and permanently altering the course of both their lives within the span of twenty minutes. Blackbeard has a lot to teach Stede about the city, about District Seventeen, and about being a mercenary. All under the jealous seething eye of Israel Hands, an Enforcer-turned-mercenary who would very much like to get rid of Stede Bonnet for Blackbeard's sake and his own.

    This city might be a little too cold for Stede Bonnet, but at least he's not alone.

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    Blackbeard heads to Barbados to settle his matters with Stede Bonnet once and for all. He didn´t expect to find his name etched into a gravestone, nor did he expect Hornigold to be out for his blood. Will he reunite with his lover and escape before Hornigold catches him ?
    Only time will tell.

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    Alternate Universe. Mary makes the first move of ending her and Stede's marriage.

    When Lucius is brought in to take care of Stede while he digests this process, they end up at a strip club where Stede lays eyes on a tall drink of water, his mind forgetting about Mary.

    What he doesn't know is that this handsome, tall drink of water has some secrets of his own.

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    Stede Bonnet has been neglected by his father his whole life. His marriage failed after ten years of being ignored or ridiculed and the mating bond rejection had nearly destroyed what little that was left of him. Being trapped back at his father's estate, locked up in his rooms, sends Stede on a frantic mission to finally be free, to be his own man.

    There's only one place an omega can be truly free and that is a life at sea. He runs back to the sea that tried to claim him once and ends up in the path of the greatest pirate that ever lived-- a pirate who smells terribly familiar even if Stede has no memory of meeting the famed Blackbeard before.

    Blackbeard is nothing like the alphas Stede had met before and the two of them become fast friends as they take on a life at sea together, co-captaining the Revenge. It doesn't take long for the crew (which now feels like the family Stede never had) to realize that there might be something more between the two of them, something the two of them might need their help to figure out.

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    An alternate perspective of @DisasterShipBlonde's "How Not to Drown," (Chapter 9: The Jealous Sea.)

    Told from Benjamin Hornigold's POV.

    "The nervous boy relaxes his grip, leaning back into welcoming warm water. He shuffles fingers and shoulders, contorting his body to fit to the tub. Deep, yet wide, his knees splay outward, soaking feet dangling over the side..."

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    Journeys begin at lovers meeting, or at least upon reuniting.

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    "Dying in Jack's arms is so fucking pathetic." Ed thought while his tears soaked Jack's shirt. The warmth of Jack's chest was comforting and it broke some part of him that was trying to grow up; he hadn't been cradled against a warm body since he was a baby.
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    A story about how Ed and Jack met for the first time and how they grew up together, loved each other, were completely unhealthy for the other, but needed to cling to each other like a lifeline.

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    Young Edward Teach and his best mate Israel Hands return from war and find themselves at odds with their former employer, the British Navy. Everything changes when Captain Benjamin Hornigold offers them a place on his crew aboard The Ranger; one of the most heavily armed pirate vessels. The two hesitantly oblige, and the rest is (quite literally, at times) history.
    This prequel theorizes the origins of our beloved characters through a tale of betrayal, heartbreak, love, loss, and loyalty.

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    There’s a ship following them. The only way they could have found the Revenge is if someone told them where it is, and, well, they already know there’s a traitor in their midst.

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    "You mean to say," says Izzy, slowly, "You fucking hunted us down on a dinghy in the middle of nowhere just so you could ask me to be your First Mate? Why?"

    "Well, Sam tried, so I thought I'd toss my hat in the ring."

    "Wh--there is no fucking ring, you cunt" says Izzy, incensed, "I have a Captain, Edward's been my Captain for so goddamn long and you know that--"

    Word around town is, Blackbeard's First Mate is up for grabs. This is news to Blackbeard, and also his First Mate. Ed reacts as well as one can expect (read: badly), no one makes good decisions, and Stede tries to piece together the labyrinth that is the relationship between Edward Teach and Israel Hands.

    Meanwhile, Izzy finds the push he needs to get moving.

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    Instead of meeting a young Calico Jack aboard Hornigold's ship, 12-year-old Edward Teach meets a young Stede Bonnet (because fuck Calico Jack, that's why!).

    12-year-old Stede ran away from school and his horrible classmates, only to be seized by Captain Hornigold's crew and held for ransom.

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    12/?
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