1 - 20 of 1096 Works in Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Beetlejuice takes a bio-exorcism job from an Indigenous client who's got more going on with them than they let on.
    He might be a little in over his head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,478
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    90
  2. Tags
    Summary

    In negotiations, you always start out asking for more than what you want. That’s why Beetlejuice asked for Charles’ firstborn - he didn’t really want the man’s teenage daughter, just the bargaining chip. But apparently he overvalued the kid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,214
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1093
  3. Tags
    Summary

    " Surprisingly, he didn’t smell that bad. More like freshly dug dirt, mossy earth, maybe lightly misted grass? It was a calming, earthy scent, and she didn’t mind much. It was actually kind of comforting to her strange and unusual mind. After a couple minutes of sitting there, that Betelgeuse regarded as forever in a good way, she broke away from him with a small smile. “Dude, you smell like ass.” He mock gasped with offense at the accusation thrown at him. “And how would you know, huh, little miss perfect? You go around sniffin’ ass? Butt smelling studier? Hmm? Something to share with the class?” He teased, and she giggled. It was crude, and weird, but it helped ease her mind as she calmed down from what had spooked her before. "

    or, alternatively: beetlejuice wakes lydia from a nightmare and helps her calm down, they talk and have ice cream

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,741
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    32
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Lydia, an until recently well cared for domestic dragon, has decided to go feral. Beetlejuice, a feral dragon himself, reckons it will be funny to watch her try. And Adam and Barbara Maitland are getting increasingly concerned about the two winged idiots that keep stealing from their birdfeeders.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,281
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    42
  5. Tags
    Summary

    There are many ways that Lydia could have been reunited with her BFFFF forever.

    This though? This she had never expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,154
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2190
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Beetlejuice does a lot of self reflecting, and maybe starts making amends.

    hi maya :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,832
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    39
  7. Tags
    Summary

    dear evan hansen, mean girls, heathers, beetlejuice (well really just lydia) and the prom all make a group chat

    UPDATE: be more chill characters have now been added!!!

    UPDATE 2.0: we are the tigers characters have been added!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,327
    Chapters:
    83/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    577
    Kudos:
    328
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    8775
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Betelgeuse has been making trouble in the afterlife: teaching malevolent spirits how to kill and maim, tricking the living out of their souls, and wreaking havoc on the living world whenever summoned.

    Juno takes it on herself to put an end to this demon's games, by playing one of his games herself. A simple wager. He has to train a ghost how to haunt their house. She picks the ghost. If she wins- he relinquishes the stolen souls. If he wins- he will be free to enter the living world without needing to be summoned.

    He accepts the deal, thinking this is going to be the easiest thing in the world.

    And then Juno picks the Maitlands. (As they are in the musical)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    33/250
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1421
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Lydia Deetz can't catch a break.
    Mysteriously she gets sent back in time and she meets the Maitlands before they died.
    What secrets will she discover and will she find a way to get back to her own time?

    *i own the story, nothing more. all characters are not mine*
    ~TW: mentions of miscarriages

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,634
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    200
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Barbara teaches Beetlejuice how to be less murder-y before he is allowed to see the rest of the family again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,357
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    382
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Killing her was the last straw. Beetlejuice, now a loyal servant to his newly-regenerated mother, disturbs everyone in the Maitland-Deetz household when he shows up with no memory of the past century and a new personality that seems to switch every 24 hours.

    Things only get worse when they realize they can't let him leave either.

    (This is not representative of D.I.D. in the slightest nor should it be referenced when writing characters with D.I.D.)

    Yes this is based off of Ruler of Everything by Tally Hall and a lot of the story will be references to the lyrics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,526
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1060
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Introductory fic for our undead lydia au; after a fatal hit & run, Beetlejuice decides 'fuck that' and takes it upon himself to shove his friend's soul back into her body. Unfortunately, the fact remains that that body just got run over.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,026
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    64
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Sequel to Blood in the Birdbath. Assured that things will change, Lydia is trying to give life another chance. But change is tricky, and smashing your skull into a birdbath isn’t easy to bounce back from.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,957
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    305
  14. Tags
    Summary

    *Book 3 in the Veronica Versus series. Please read the first two if you haven’t already.*

    Veronica Sawyer may have made a mistake in downloading the Intersect 2.0.

    Why?

    Because now she has to deal with an ambiguous team leader, a faulty Intersect, and a spy organization more hostile than the last.

    All while her personal and professional lives collide more than ever before.

    I DON’T OWN ANYTHING.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,719
    Chapters:
    1/14
    Kudos:
    44
    Hits:
    12
  15. Tags
    Summary

    One chair. One Beetlejuice. One clone. You. Let's hope that chair holds up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,738
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    276
  16. Tags
    Summary

    The Handbook has a whole chapter on it. Soulmates are destined to meet, that's the rule. There's no force that can stop it. You lock eyes, or touch them, and bam, bonded forever.

    Born-deads, though? Demons? Yeah, turns out you need a soul to have a soulmate. What a surprise. It's just like his mom always said. Nobody is going to love him. Nobody ever could.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    37
    Hits:
    61
  17. Tags
    Summary

    You move into a house which has a cheap room to rent, and soon find out why.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,022
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    798
  18. Tags
    Summary

    After stealing her from the living world as a baby, Beetlejuice takes it upon himself to raise Lydia as a half-feral honorary demon and general nuisance to the department for the recently deceased. She’s a teenager when she’s finally allowed to help out with bio-exorcisms, accompanying her caretaker to assist in the removal of one Charles Deetz.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,529
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    500
  19. Tags
    Summary

    She’s pinning the note to her chest when the door to the roof opens, and the teen spins, and looks wild eyed at a strangely dressed man she doesn’t recognize. He’s giving her wild eyes right back.
    They’re both quiet for a moment, the two of them. He’s regarding her, head cocked to the side, and he seems to stop when he notices the note pinned to her chest. His amber eyes flash in understanding.
    Silently, he moves from the door, to the edge of the roof, and he peers down at the parking lot, and at the cars, and then back to her. Lydia feels her cheeks burning.
    “Thinkin’ bout takin’ a quick trip nowhere, huh?” he says, casually. His voice is rough, like gravel in a coffee grinder.
    “Fuck off,” she bites back.
    There's a beat as he lights his cigarette.
    "As funny as you falling from one office into another would be,” he breathes out smoke as he speaks, “I think it makes better sense to defend yourself, not end yourself, kid.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,849
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    569
  20. Tags
    Summary

    { sequel to What if it All Happened Differently }

    It's been 9 months since Beetlejuices dramatic exit to the Netherworld and the Deetz & Maitlands lives have calmed down and are relatively normal. But when the strange demon appears back in the house they have to trust their instincts and allow the demon to stay.
    How will their lives change with the demon back in their lives?
    Will they get better? Or worse?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,373
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1500

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation