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    Lydia's Spring Break job at Mobybucks Coffee Shop in Peaceful Pines is depriving her of sleep, sanity, and time with Beetlejuice. Add to this the return of a now rich and famous nemesis. Lydia is determined to be an independent young woman, but her last nerve is about to snap. Beetlejuice is determined to give Lydia the best Valentine's present she's ever received. To do it, he'll have to break a lot of Neitherworld Rules and wreack a lot of havoc in the Living world. But the misunderstandings and consequences may be ruinous for the girl and ghost's relationship.

    Chapters will be added every Thursday.

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    "I didn't think you'd come."

     

    This is an archived roleplay between guidebetelgeuse and TheArtOfSuicide. It will likely never have a clean, concise ending. Proceed at your own risk and please read the author's note at the beginning.

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    15/?
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    10
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    45
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    After following the Maitland's advice to give their new sexual relationship a 2-week rest, Beetlejuice and Lydia are going insane. Lydia's restless horniness in class is interrupted when a school principal from New York visits Miss Shannon's for a tour. But her nemesis, Claire Brewster and Miss Blithe, are making it impossible for the girl and her poltergeist to find some alone time.

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    2/2
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    Tiny drops of things going wrong cause an avalanche of an awful day for twelve-year-old Lydia. Beetlejuice has never seen her like this, and their two-month-old friendship shifts.

    This takes places two months after "Falling In Loathe: How Beetlejuice & Lydia Met." If you haven't done so, I recommend reading that story first.

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    As long as he protected her from that abusive bastard, she'd do whatever the dead man wanted. To her that seemed like a fair trade. Betelgeuse (Questionable OOC - He has less sleaze and grossness, but kept him an asshole and gave him some maturity)/Lydia

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    14/?
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    33
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    89
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    18
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    1406
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    A wedding seemed kind of random, don't you think? Or was it really?
    A series of drabbles that explore the scenes which Beetlejuice and Lydia shared and what happened in the time gaps, how Beetlejuice's plans shifted, what drove Lydia to write that suicide note and how our lovely couple felt on their wedding day.

    --
    I read an amazing post by satsuki-chan (http://satsuki-chan.tumblr.com/post/56380022245/seeing-as-my-last-little-betelgeusexlydia-rant) that explored the theory of why Beetlejuice changed his plans from tricking the Maitlands to marrying Lydia, and I think it fits so perfectly. And I decided to write about it! So the theory is hers and this is just my own take on it.

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    2/?
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    8
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    10
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    1
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    Lydia Deetz was never familiar with 'normality.' But, when a dead man returns from far beyond the grave and the depths of Lydia's past, any hope of achieving blissful rationality is cruelly revoked.

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    37,142
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    14/?
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    38
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    51
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    8
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    On the routine scare for Halloween, the Creature Under the Stairs accidently comes across Harry Potter and leaves the door back to Halloween Town open. Harry follows the Halloween monster back, changing his life forever.

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    20/?
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    80
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    259
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    87
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    A random section of a much larger and longer fic that has not been posted here at all and would be unrecognizable if you managed to find it on ff.net. Lydia, after going through some rough stuff in life, looks back and discovers there's a reason all the bad stuff has been happening. Here's a small part of the reason.

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    Beej and Lyds are madly in love. So why can't he get some love? Lydia firmly holds her ground.

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    1/1
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    One night while you’re on your own, a strange glowing pamphlet appears beside you, advertising a pretty risqué service.

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    Your parents are coming for a visit. They have no idea you're married to the ghost with the most, so you have to come up with some sort of normal cover up for your husband... but with Beetlejuice involved, things are always the opposite of normal.

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    2/2
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    91
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    13
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    1213
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    Barbara Maitland didn’t think she was very naive and innocent. But the ghost with the most might just prove her wrong.

    Barbara Maitland / Beetlejuice / Adam Maitland

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    The before, during, and after of Adam and Beetlejuices date.

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    In her first week after moving to Peaceful Pines, 12-year-old Lydia Deetz has already incurred the wrath of new class-mate Claire Brewster, and some weirdo in the cemetery dressed as a ghost.

    Four days until Halloween, and Beetlejuice has been bested, for the first time in his death, by a 12-year-old brat in black.

    Beetlejuice and Lydia are determined take the other one down. They could never be friends! Never.....

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    8
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    445
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    Short stories about Adam Maitland and Beetlejuice. Involves mature sexual themes and cursing, also some chaotically bisexual Beetlejuice from the stage musical.

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    2,490
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    3
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    47
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    Lydia and Wednesday end up at the same college at the same time because of course. No one else gets them because of course.

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    What if I told you that the movies and books was full of lies. And that everyone's favorite 80's horror villains are the Boogeyman's worst nightmare.

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    24,461
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    6/15
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    8
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    1
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    This summer, Lydia's feelings shifted to wanting more than friendship from Beetlejuice. But what that may involve terrifies her. Creating a seemingly innocent situation, Lydia decides to risk finding out whether she's ready, and whether Beetlejuice's feelings have shifted as well.

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    English
    Words:
    10,058
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    380
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    Lydia asks Betelgeuse to come over as the "date" she's been seeing. He delivers.

    Language:
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    Words:
    1,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    1
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    134

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