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    Just two idiots falling in love.

     

    With a hint of sexy times

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    Yet another major attack on New York. Deadpool, Hawkeye, and Spider-man head underground to stop things and have to deal with a cave in.

    See notes at end for some possible trigger warnings.

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    Now this is the story all about how, A mission in Budapest got flipped- turned upside down, Now Phil will take a minute, just sit right here, And ask himself how Strike Team Delta made it the heck out of there.

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    When the arrival of a boy threatens to shake the world of the Avengers, mysterious events force them all into a new timeline, everyone but Stephen has lost all memories of their previous lives and even the Sorcerer Supreme is struggling to remember it all. With little memories and a new world with new lives, can the Avengers fix this?

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    Homeless and mute after everything Peter has been through, he somehow makes friends with Deadpool, as Spiderman. And then he meets the Avengers, as Peter.

    Or, alternatively: “Spidey and Deadpool: the Mute and the Motormouth” (a title by Deadpool).

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    One-shots, some long, some short of Wade, Peter, and Harry.

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    “I never believed in things like seeing the future or superpowers from seafood, but for the past year and a half, I’ve watched Darcy defy everything I thought I knew. Thanos is already incredibly powerful, if he gets all six stones, he’s going to murder half the people in the universe with a single snap of his fingers. Billions upon billions of people gone in an instant.”

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    "Wade, what are you?" Peter voice sounded hoarse when he reached to place his hands on each side of Wade's face. When all Wade did in response was grimace and lean into the touch, Peter traced a thumb over his cheekbone. "You're an idiot sandwich, d'you know why?"

    The merc with a mouth had managed to go quiet for the second time that night; doing nothing but heave and stare at Peter through those deep, sensitive blue eyes. He had to be beating some kind of record.

    Or: a few reveals, pinning and a lot of fluff, enjoy!

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    Wade watches leettle Midoriya hustle down the street, glancing over his shoulder all the way.

    “I know what you want me to do, now, author,” Wade states confidently. “You want me to replace little Midori’s dad, because he’s obviously incompetent. Am I right or am I right?”

    Without waiting for an answer, Deadpool heads off to follow the child.

    “Don’t worry, author. I’ll spoil this kid rotten.”

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    Peter Parker is Spider-Man. But who does he become when he can no longer be a friendly neighborhood hero?
    Cue a new path, a lot of introspection, and the one and only Wade Winston Wilson.

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    Deadpool decides to be a little bit heroic and impress his new reluctant bestie and mentor Spidey, by investigating an LGBTQI+ Burlesque Club run by Adrian Toomes. There's rumours of money laundering, drug and arms dealing, and apparently now sex trafficking. Little does Deadpool expect to fall head over 5 inch stiletto heels in love with their new star performer, Scarlet. Little does Peter Parker expect to encounter Deadpool at his new job as a burlesque dancer. Neither of them expect the mess of secret identities, subterfuge and stockings that comes next.

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    Matt was grinning like a fool as he curled against Foggy, “Can we do this every night?”
    “What, get so drunk we forgot we were supposed to be having sex and just snuggling?”
    Matt snickered, pulling Foggy over him, “Who says we forgot? Just, put it on hold for a bit. We are celebrating after all. 11 million. That family... they'll never have another worry in the world.”
    “Yeah, well, if that kid can bring himself up at least, something like that, Matt. I mean, losing your legs...”
    “He'll walk again Foggy. Don't worry about it.”
    “What?”

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    Post-Endgame. The remaining Avengers are trying to rebuild their lives in the wake of Thanos and all the destruction he wrought. Some lost more than others. Some are gaining something new. They are all learning to heal, move forward, and live in a world without some of their best loved heroes and friends. (Endgame & Far From Home compliant, mostly - & yes, there will be spoilers)

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    Just an ordinary day with Peter Parker ranting about getting tired of Deadpool's shtick.

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    Inspired by a scene in the movie: " The Hitman's Bodyguard"

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    Omega! Peter Parker is researching mutants and war time secrets, and his search leads him to the time-jumping mutant Cable, where a freak accident sends Peter 150 years in the past.

    Alpha!Wade hadn’t expected to find an Omega on his land and he certainly didn’t expect the Omega to be from the future. Wade is gruff and scarred but Peter is sassy and sweet, and despite belonging to different worlds, the pair is drawn together.

    There are deadly animals and winter storms, a hidden mutant town that changes everything Peter thought he knew and as the nights get cold, Alpha and Omega huddle in the tiny cabin and learn to trust the bond sparking between their souls.

    But Peter belongs in a different time line and their days together are limited, so when Peter gets sick and can't seem to get better, Wade wonders if he's made a mistake keeping his Omega so long.

    They aren't ready to say goodbye and when Cable comes to take Peter back home, the mated pair faces their hardest moments yet.

    Their love is more than words, a bond more than promises, and soulmates more than forever-- but is it enough to last a separation of time, distance, and realities that were never meant to cross?

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    You’re in town visiting and helping out at your brother’s bar. You're adorableness wins Cable.

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    “How did you fix it?” he asked.
    “Ask Ellen the Teenage Warhead,” Wade shrugged as he stood up, “As for baby Hitler he ended up having a diaper change, funny story I was actually going to call Cable since he was so keen on killing Russel, I thought this would be like taking candy from a baby, if that means replacing it with a bullet that is,”

    {Summary updated 10/02/2019}

    Inspiration song: Miracle - The Score

    Disclaimer: All characters mentioned except my own are owned by 20th Century Fox/Disney. All songs and lyrics described and used in this stories are owned by their respective writers/producers/performers.

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    Where everyone is an idiot and Peter is adorable

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    An AU where speedster Barry Allen messes up the timeline (again). Eobard Thawn and Thanos end up teaming up together and plot their revenge on one of the dead Earth's. X-Men, Team Flash, Team Arrow, The Avengers, Deadpool, The Legends, and Supergirl and Superman team's all end up together on Earth-1 where they must work together or the worlds(plural) will literally end.

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    Darcy should have known that between a Norse god of Mischief, Talking Racoon, and the cutest tree ever that things were going to get weird. But she had hope......she just didn't think things would turn out like this.

    Update: 9/27/2020 I'm going back to spellcheck this.

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