19 Works in Bawdy

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    A bawdy drinking song about fairy tale maidens, style under the song Four Friends by Ghost Quartet

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    English
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    393
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    79
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    An AU setting where things can get kooky, a choice few times grim but it's mostly going to remain a light-hearted fare (or will it?). Mainly centered around Alm, Anthiese and their "starting" crews. To help things along:

    1. Most characters have last names. Most of them are either referencing their voice actors or wordplays/corruptions of said VA's names.
    2. Aside from Delthea, Genny and Kliff, everyone starts the story one year younger than in the game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,095
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    469
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    A different take on the Discworld song "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    298
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    106
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    "Men have fallen for her at a glance a thousand times. She’s used to it. But somehow, Astolfo makes it seem so…simple. He didn’t give something up, or take something away.

    What kind of offer is this?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,427
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    613
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    Podfic of 'Lascivious Limericks' by HYPERFocused:

     

    Collection of bawdy limericks written in part for the December taking meme on DW/LJ. Only the first section, Lexmericks has been posted before.

     

    Recorded for the 'Out Of The Auditary 2019' fest in March 2019

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    261
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    Phichit Chulanont is a modern day Cyrano, and a brilliant and diminutive young actor from Seattle. He is enamored of Shakespearean actor Victor Nikiforov. When the famous Victor leads an amateur theater production of Shakespeare's As You Like It, will Phichit (accompanied by his best friend Yuri) finally declare himself to his idol?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,779
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    281
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    An Alpha man with a small dick gets no love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    133
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    Что делать, когда собутыльник окажется вампиром, попутчик - охотником, а от ведьм одни только неприятности? Все безрассудные поступки в мире совершаются людьми, которым нечем заняться. И неважно, жив ты или формально мёртв - когда у тебя шило в жопе, ветер в голове и алкоголь в крови, то приключения не заставят себя ждать.

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    Время событий по "Дневникам Вампира" - начало первого сезона, начало декабря, Стефан и Деймон уже в городе.
    Данный рассказ является в некотором роде сиквелом "Пули для мертвеца" - https://archiveofourown.org/works/15237393 , но вполне может считаться самостоятельным произведением - отсылок к предыдущей части нет.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    32,289
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    234
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    Roderigo being Roderigo...at Iago's and Emilia's wedding.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,606
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    213
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    "Hesitant, Emilia reached up to stroke the brilliant scarlet rose in her hair, wincing slightly as one finger got caught on a sharp thorn. The blood, hidden in the flower's velvet petals, welled up in a thin red line as she placed her finger delicately in her mouth to quell the faint flow of that red tide. There is danger hidden in beauty, she thought suddenly, incongruously, and thorns sharp and cutting ensconced in flowers of love."

    The story of Othello and Desdemona is one of passion burning too strong-- of idle thoughts twisting into suspicions wild and imaginations raging with jealousy and fervent desire to be taken at one's chaste word. The story of Emilia and Iago is a quieter tale, of sinister machinations and a shared madness that sinks its thorny claws in deep and drags hapless souls together into a mire that is either love, or insanity, or hatred...or everything of nothing first created.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,221
    Chapters:
    93/108
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    226
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    "...Why, my dear husband...I am glad to think that in your eyes, I am a woman of more beauty than a goddess. But I pray tell, which goddess might you mean? Lovely Aphrodite?" Emilia flashed a coy smile into the looking glass and silently praised herself, in pleasurable guilt, for the alluring tones she had managed to achieve in her voice. "Ay, you flatter me much."

     

     

     

     

    The story of Othello and Desdemona is one of passion burning too strong-- of idle thoughts twisting into suspicions wild and imaginations raging with jealousy and fervent desire to be taken at one's chaste word. The story of Emilia and Iago is a quieter tale, of sinister machinations and a shared madness that sinks its thorny claws in deep and drags hapless souls together into a mire that is either love, or insanity, or hatred...or everything of nothing first created.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,471
    Chapters:
    76/76
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    348
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    Хэдканон о том, что все попытки Джесси Кастера стать правильным проповедником утрированно выражаются в его обете не применять в речи ругательства. Написано после 2.03, возможны спойлеры. Четыре раза, когда ругался Кэссиди, и один раз, когда ругался Джесси.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,288
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    839
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    Bacchus is back! The God of Wine and Revels, after being thrown off Mount Olympus, becomes the new joint owner of Sonny's ailing night club. Sonny ponders the question: Is it possible for a nightclub to be too popular?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,984
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    410
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    "Didn't I kill you in Paris?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    375
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    There's consequences to Cross Marian's womanizing ways. The fall-out traumatizes everyone involved, especially Allen Walker.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,583
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1031
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    Collection of bawdy limericks written in part for the December taking meme on DW/LJ. Only the first section, Lexmericks has been posted before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    360
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    583
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    Close they came, and closer still,
    And thrice around they fought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    451
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    11094
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    Being the professor for Muggle Studies at Hogwarts isn't all that Hermione Granger thought it would be. Living life after the war isn't going as planned for Fred Weasley, either. Together, they find they are just what the other needed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,580
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    373
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    11256
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    The outlaws stage another dinner theatre, with rather different results than last year's play.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,343
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    232

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