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    Seeing me hesitate, the woman advanced. I saw the golden-haired handmaiden Doreah leap forward from behind her and snake her arm around the woman’s upper chest. My opponent arched her back and her eyes became very wide. Doreah whispered “I’m sorry,” and released her.

    The hilt of the steel whip rolled out of her fingers. She slowly sank to her knees and looked up at me. She was beautiful, and I fancied that in other circumstances we would have been friends, perhaps even lovers. But instead she would now die.

    “Tell John Carter,” she whispered, “tell my beloved husband that my final thoughts were of him, my final regret the child I could not give him. Tell him that I died recalling my love for him. Before you kill me, Dejah Thoris, promise me this.”

    She had received orgasm from my husband, a gift he had denied to me.

    “I will tell him nothing,” I said, and drove my sword through her heart.
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    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

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    Jack|Subject Zero grew up alone hating the galaxy.

    But what if she didn't? What if Jack was rescued and adopted by a family that didn't know what universe boundaries meant? This is the tale of Jack Ranor. She's still angry and sweary, but she has more hope in life. She wants to be a hero and but has to go through a lot of crap. Reader beware.

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    The sun crested the distant cliffs across the vast expanse of sand and dirt in front of them, and in a blink the purple of the Barsoomian night was chased away by brilliant daggers of sunlight. Dejah whooped and shouted “It is three days’ ride— follow me!”

    John Carter does not know much about Barsoom, Tharks, Helium or the struggles of red men. During the three days' ride to the river Iss, and then Helium, he learns.

    Or: John Carter's Crash Course in Socio-Politic Relations Between Barsoom's Major Sentient Races: A Gonzo Ethnography.

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    Dejah Thoris prepares to get bred by a powerful sorcerer. First posted as a blog exclusive chapter on January 17th, 2019.

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    Rory starts a club. He regrets it.

    I know this is a big mess of a multi crossover but honestly this is like 100% humour.

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    Jane gets to college at the start of the spring semester, and her new housemates are...

    Well, one of them is pretty much always shirtless, let's start there.

    Beta by my Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.

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    "You wished for the deaths of Arya Stark, Daenerys Targaryen and Jon Snow when we viewed the 'Game of Thrones' program from Jasoom. Do not deny what you know to be true. This story fulfills your wishes. You are your own Mary Sue, Dejah Thoris."

    "I am not!" I said, petulantly slapping my hand on the table before me. "Many people of both planets will have wished for the death of Jon Snow. He is portrayed by a stone-faced actor who can say no more than 'Yarmuh kweeeen,' whatever in the name of Iss that might mean. The acrobatic skills of Arya Stark are not believable, such are not taught to assassins. It is she who is the Mary Sue, not I."
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    In which Thuvia of Ptarth discovers an embarrassing secret.

    Submitted in response to the prompt: "characters discovering fanworks about themselves."

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    I finished reading LXG Volume 6: The Tempest a few weeks ago, and I was immensely disappointed. The story was shit, the characters were flat, and the whole thing was just a real crappy way to end a saga.

    So, I have decided to write my own ending. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack!

    Starting with the revelation of the Antichrist's identity, I'm putting my own spin on how LXG should have ended out, and hopefully do it with the same creative storytelling spirit that the series started out with.

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    John Carter si prepara a dare inizio al suo piano.
    Iniziativa: Questa storia partecipa al #Writober 2019 di Fanwriter.it.
    Prompt: 17. Cartolina
    Numero parole: 101.

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    This will be a collection of first chapters for stories I'd like to tell, eventually.

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    Under the cover of a sandstorm death has entered into the city of Lesser Helium. Guardsman Saran Tarad leads an investigation that will uncover forgotten secrets and a plot that threaten all life on Barsoom.

    An attempt to combine contemporary pulp detective tropes with the sword and planet fantasty of Barsoom

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  12. The Extraordinary Presidents by

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    There are a lot of Presidents in fiction. So who's in the White House in a world where all of fiction is true? A short description of all the presidents of the United States, from it's birth to it's death.

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    Una double-drabble ambientata nl periodo in cui John Carter è bloccato sulla Terra e sogna di poter tornare su Marte dalla sua sposa.
    Ha partecipato all'iniziativa Easter Egg Day.
    Prompt: Viaggi nel tempo e nello spazio.

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    Disney Castle and its environs were filled with discord. The characters that inhabited this magical world were well aware of it. Whether they lived in the castle itself (and a lot did), or lived elsewhere on the campus, or even on the outskirts, near the train station, towards the Marvel Universe, they were aware of it. It existed. It was there. They felt it, or knew about it, or experienced it.

    The male characters tried to quietly ignore it, but it was there. With the female characters it was pretty much expected that they would have some sort of stance on the issue.

    The topic? The Disney Princess line.

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    Dejah Thoris comes to broker an alliance with the Martian queen, Tyr'anhee. She ends up getting more then what she bargained for...

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    "This peace simply cannot last, how long do you really think Mars will remain complacent as their world continues to die around them? They came with Venus only because the promise that their world would be spared and instead they've been used as the High Queen's attack dog, if Mars rises the only people that can stop them will be the Union of Storms and it is unlikely that the Queen of Neptune will lift a finger to circumvent the annihilation of the Moon. If she does not move against the Martians the Union of Storms will not move against the Martians and yet at every turn you yield to that woman's demands without guaranteeing that she will hold to the promises she made."

    For only a moment she entertained the idea that her son had in some way been poisoned against her, the time he spent in the company of the young Neptunian Princess warping his perception of the Alliance that the High Queen had fostered over these long centuries but all the evidence was there. Queen Beryl had only been put down by the disobedience of the Martians, three legions descending to Earth in force slaughtering anything and everything in their path until Princess Serenity had married Prince Endymion cementing a peace.

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    The talk that should have occurred between Matai Shang and the captive John Carter in the spectacular flop "John Carter". Matai Shang explains John Carter's true situation to him. This talk would have raised the ante for his heroic deeds.

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    他在地球历十九世纪末的某年,准备被传送到位于英国伦敦附近的某个瑟恩洞,去执行一些任务。但是当他到达地球的时候,他发现所到之处的地方不是他熟悉的那个荒凉的洞穴,却是个看起来是个品味奇怪的有钱人家的密室,里面摆着各色巫术用品,他自己出现的地方则是一张小桌子,似乎充当了临时的祭台。

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    A graphic/wallpaper I made of John Carter and Dejah Thoris from the 2012 movie John Carter.

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    Jessie Carter was watching her favorite movie one night when she's randomly sucked into it. Things only get stranger when John Carter says she's his younger sister. What's a girl to do? Help her new bro and have the adventure of a lifetime! Though things get complicated with a certain Thark leader and the Therns running around. Will she be able to survive Barsoom?

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