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    This is a D&D live play podcast of the general Balance storyline with a voidfished Lup and Barry in place of THB. In this first session, Lup sneaks off the moonbase in search of her friend Brian, meets a certain denim clad man, faces a gerblin that looks like Common and sounds like Kelsey Grammar, and meets a bugbear Hugbear.

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    44/?
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    Barry doesn't feel pain in this form. Or, he shouldn't. He doesn't have glands, or a brain, in the typical sense, and he definitely doesn't have a heart. Despite all of that, what he's feeling can only be described as heartbreak.
    Lup's gone. His family doesn't remember him, except Lucretia, and she... Well. They're not on speaking terms. And he doesn't even have legs. How can a single malfunctioning robot save the world?
    Of course, none of that means he's giving up. It just means he's got to get creative.

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    Barry and Lup are both avid readers. Turns out they also take a lot of notes in the margins. At first it was notes for their future selves, and now they're leaving notes for each other.

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    3/?
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    5
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    14
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    1
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    60
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    Anonymous asked: What do you think about selkie aus for blupjeans and taakvitz?

    Me: *places my hand on your shoulder* i have no idea how deeply into selkie lore you were expecting me to go. but here we are

    --

    Special Thank you to ceilingfan5 and kellysaur for beta'ing this bad boy! :0 glad y'all were willing to play with me in this space!

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    1/1
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    Lup tries to figure out how to forgive herself. John wears a novelty t-shirt. Barry snores.

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    What's the point of having a cushy corporate paycheck if they take away two hundred dollars from it every month for insurance? Join Taako on his most dangerous quest yet: scamming privatized insurance. It sounds easy on paper, but he's going to need some extra help from his sister's boss to really seal the deal.

    And, the prize? Forty whole dollars.

    [Sporadic updates, but it WILL finish one way or another]

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    Lucretia stops dead in the doorway when she sees it. The letters are six feet high, charcoal black; the edges of the "P" are still smoldering. For a moment she is completely empty. She can't form a single thought, she can't breathe, she's fairly certain her heart stops beating.

    And when her brain restarts, all she can think is: no one here knows Lup's name.

    Lup has been erased, as thoroughly as Brian or Bain or any of the other fallen Bureau employees--more so, because she’s been erased by Fisher’s child, too. No one here should know Lup's name.

    So how can it be here?

    --

    When Lucretia finds Lup's name burned into the wall of the Bureau of Balance, it doesn't take her long to connect the dots. And once she knows where Lup is, she can't just leave her there. She has to find a way to get her out.

    AU where Lucretia frees Lup early, and they team up to try to fix their mistakes, reunite their family, and save the world in the process.

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    A series of drabbles and short ficlets originally posted on my tumblr @kravkalackin.

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    26/?
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    Three years after the Day of Story and Song, Barry and Lup have settled into a relaxed lifestyle. They live just down the street from the McTaakitz household, have successful jobs, and are happy.

    They're not sure how long the drow that shows up outside their house has been on the run, but they remind Lup so much of herself. She wants to protect them no matter what.

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    Taako makes an amazing Cake... Or at least he's planning on making an Amazing cake. Unfortunatly it's for his estranged ex-boss and former crewmate slash little sister from another mister's party.
    Who'd have thought a birthday would be such a conundrum, or be so complicated for a chef.

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    8/?
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    The gods offered a return of what had been lost in Wonderland. It wasn't a difficult decision to agree to.

    But some of the things that came back were a bit more unexpected than others.

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    Barry has known Lup and Taako since kindergarten. He knows how they can be when they want something. Lup wants nothing more than to protect her brother, and Taako- well, let's just say that he's come to the conclusion that Kravitz and Barry are a bad influence on his sister.

    Maybe he's right. But those anomalies aren't going to kill themselves, and someone has to keep the existence of monsters under the wraps.

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    One day, Kravtiz wakes knowing that everything is wrong. The world feels too solid, too alive.

    He realizes very quickly that this is not his body, his life, his name. He learns of a group, the IPRE. Learns that whoever this is has a sister who loves him very much, and that they cheat death every year trying to save the worlds they live on.

    One day, Taako wakes up like he's floating. He learns that he's not him, that some goddess wants him to help the dead pass on in some other world. He's used to other worlds. He's way too fine with this. He still thinks he's dreaming until the next day, when he sees words on his notebook in handwriting that is completely foreign to him: "Who are you?"

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    Taako and Lup are determined to kick ass at going to university, even though their childhood education was anything but traditional.

    Then, Taako finds himself in a situation that threatens to undermine all their hard work.

    But there's plenty of university students that have kids! Really, this is just another chance to show how much better they are at everything they do- they can definitely manage to graduate and raise a kid at the same time.

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    17/?
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    112
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    16
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    When last we left our favorite nerd in denim, he was nearly destroyed by the severing of his bonds as the Hunger arrived. Now it’s a new cycle, a new world, an entirely new set of challenges for dragon-in-disguise Barry Bluejeans. Thanks to his friends and the love of his very long life, he's regenerated into another cycle after that very close call.

    And now the stakes are higher than ever. Can he risk sharing the secret he's kept for so long?

    This world only adds to Barry and Lup's unique challenges. Are they ready?

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    1/6
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    Taako had gone into Barry's kitchen intending to cook food, like anyone might expect to do in a kitchen. Instead he somehow managed to get struck by lightning.

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    Taako's been dead for two years. Taako's been dead for seven decades. Depends how you count it.

    Her brother is dead and Lup’s a whole lifetime into the future. It’s a brave new world out there and she’s trying not to think about it too hard. She gets the feeling that if she starts thinking, she won’t ever stop, and she can’t afford to be out of commission. She's the only Captain America the new century’s got.

     

    Lup is Cap, Taako fell from a train, and eventually all ghosts come in from the cold. You guessed it—it's a TAZ/Marvel shakeup baby. We're bringing the party to you.

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    English
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    3,075
    Chapters:
    48/48
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    2570
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    Barry's gone from the jump, and Lup needs time.

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    1/1
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    22
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    Lup didn't ask to be made a living weapon. But here she is.
    At least her opportunity to escape has finally presented itself, and all she has to do is turn over a lethal planet-killing weapon to an unscrupulous buyer. Good thing she's not got any morals, right?
    Of course, along the way she's got to evade her cyborg brother and their father, who wants to absorb the universe into himself and challenge the gods, and definitely avoid developing a crush on this irritating human. Somehow, that last bit ends up being the hard part.

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    1/?
    Comments:
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    8
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    “Taako,” Hurley asks, “where’s your magic umbrella?”
    Taako looks behind him.
    He had tossed the Umbrastaff in the path of a neighboring vehicle, which was beginning to catch up to them. He sees them now, far in the distance, and he sees his Umbrastaff, too, lying dangerously close to its wheels. As if on cue, he watches the tires crush it to pieces.
    “Whoops,” he says.
    -
    Lup is trapped.
    And then she isn’t.
    ---
    In which Taako breaks his umbrella during the Petals to the Metal race, unknowingly freeing Lup, who is almost immediately captured by Kravitz. After becoming a member of the Raven Queen's retinue with Kravitz as her trainer, she has two missions: 1) find her family, and 2) ruin Kravitz's afterlife.
    A story about enemies becoming friends and lost families finding their way back to one another.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    644
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
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