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    Lup has just begun to settle into her new normal, with her and Barry flying off in different directions to help search for the Light.

    But this cycle is like none they've faced so far. Even now, with every advantage on their side, survival is anything but guaranteed.

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    a collection of ficlets originally posted to my tumblr, @holdmecloser-gandydancer !

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    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    41
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    28
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    4
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    Ficlets originally posted on my tumblr, @barry-j-blupjeans

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    111,226
    Chapters:
    208/?
    Comments:
    516
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    94
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    4
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    Lup gets her life back, gets her body back. But those ten years in the Umbra staff have changed her, and Taako too, and bridging the difference proves harder than they expected.

     

    podfic of minutes into hours (hours into years)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
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    4
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    4
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    28
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    Magnus is known for passing out for a few moments when he laughs too hard, and, unfortunately for him, this time when he laughs at something his own D&D character did, he falls out of his chair and hits his head on the table and the floor, kicking off a trip to the emergency room just to be safe.

    (Spoiler: He's fine, just got a bump on his head, no blood or anything)

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    1/1
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    Kravitz is perfectly happy with the house across from his vacant, but the family that moves in throws wrenches into every facet of his life.
    in which: Kravitz falls in love with two versions of Taako, Angus is loved deeply, and Taako learns to cook again.

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    11/?
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    157
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    22
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    1845
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    The ship lies half-constructed in the bay, recently vacated of construction workers for the evening. Late evening. This project has fostered a bewildering obsession in people. None of them get angry about working overtime. They even volunteer for it, without questioning their superiors about pay. It's unnerving.

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    2/10
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    Kravitz's life is fine, thank you very much. He's got his music and friends, a job, his cat, and a routine. He's worked hard to rebuild after his loss. Now if only his best friend could accept that he's happy with the way things are...

    Taako's good out here, thank you very much. He's fine. So what if Lup has gone and tied the knot with Barry and doesn't have time for him anymore? Or that he doesn't have any money? Or that his closest friends are chucklef*cks? He's still hot as sh*t and any dude would be lucky to be with ol' Taako. (Now if only he could convince himself of all that...)

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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
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    46
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    Angus encounters some binder-related problems. Even if they can’t remember their time on the Starblaster, this isn’t the first time Merle, Magnus, and Taako have had this problem. They know exactly how to help.

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    2/2
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    21
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    3
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    A collection of late-night conversations and events that different members of the IPRE crew have.

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    1/?
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    4
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    in which Taako talks far too much and Lup is easily smitten.

    (loosely connected one-shots of Taako/Kravitz's and Lup/Barry's first meetings in a modern AU; very silly!)

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    The Seven Birds were by far the most famous superheroes on Faerun. A team of IPRE scientists who were blasted by cosmic waves and gained superpowers before their plummet back down to Faerun.
    Or at least that's the story that everyone else got.
    No one planetside remembers the world being torn apart.
    No one planetside remembers it being strung back together with white, bright strings.
    They just remember looking up and seeing the Seven Birds fighting the Hunger (like that was real) that was drawn to the radiation that had given them powers and beating it.
    They landed planetside, looking worse for wear, but like heroes.
    Like the kind poets write sonnets about.
    Like the kind bards told tales about.
    Like the kind that a lot of money could be made from.
    Everyone is sweeped away with their powers to look too much into the holes in their stories.
    It was enough that they knew.

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    2/?
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    Barry needed to find Lup. He couldn’t solve this alone— he’d been used to not solving things alone for the better part of a century— but he and Lup could come up with a solution.

    Yes. He’d find Lup, and they’d fix this together.

    //

    Character study of Barry between the Stolen Century and the beginning of Balance

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    1/1
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    The crew of the IPRE have lost their entire world. They must figure out how to adapt to their new mission-- stopping the plane-consuming mass that swallowed their world and every one they've visited since.

    This is no life for a child, and Taako never wanted his baby to grow up like this. But at least they have their family around to help.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
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    Collection of things that are either too short to be posted on their own or the possible start to a new project! Just some fun little one-shots for the most part.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    12
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    Kravitz is steadfast and sharp, Davenport's experienced first mate. He can chart the stars like few others and knows his way around a spell or two. Taako is brilliant and daring, born to be a pioneer in whatever field he gets his hands on. Neither of their presences aboard the Starblaster are anything less than vital.
    But if Kravitz thinks Taako is a reckless showoff who's not nearly as smart as he claims and Taako thinks Kravitz needs to get a multitude of sticks out of where they're currently residing in his ass, then, well. Surely that'll make for a fun social experiment. The team at IPRE has been meaning to see if an on-ship feud would affect the Bond Engines, anyway.

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    5/?
    Comments:
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    In search of the Light of Creation, Taako meets Fern, a slightly awkward botanist who's the son of the local town's mayor. Forming a crush on this guy almost instantly, Taako recruits his help in finding the light. Will their relationship turn into something more? And how will Taako react when he finds out the light was just under his nose the whole time?

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    3/?
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    as the honda pulled away from Castle Ravenloft, Willy Stampler used a Rod of Dimensional magic on the daddies.

    They switch places with the tres horny boys

    now they have to baby sit the doodler kids.

    a TAZ x DNDADS fanfic

    and scam is alive bc i say so mfs

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    19
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    1
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    Taako and Lup’s career as traveling cooks comes to a screeching halt when they get trapped in the shittiest hellhole on their route. Some demon overlord type is picking a fight with the Raven Queen, and the opening salvo features a zombie army and an impenetrable dome of black fog.

    Obviously, the twins aren’t gonna fuck with this. But their escape attempt does not work out.

    Meanwhile, Istus intervenes to save Lucretia’s life, leaving her the sole official left to organize a resistance-- With the warning that she’s going to screw up. And how could she not? What’s she supposed to do, ask Barry J. Bluejeans, the necromancer employed by the bad guys, for zombie-killing advice?

    At least she has Magnus and Merle to rely on when things continue breaking bad. Her bureau’s been infiltrated by the demon’s minions and it’s difficult to tell friend from foe. Angus McDonald is on the case, but he doesn’t know who to approach-- Not many people take kids seriously.

    And at the core of this whole mess is the Raven Queen, who’s enduring a loss she can’t afford.

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    English
    Words:
    182,242
    Chapters:
    27/28
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2403
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    Taako and Kravitz fell in love fast after the Crystal Kingdom, but perhaps it was a bit more complicated than that. When the Story and Song unfurled through the planes, Kravitz remembered his own impossible past. The strange, beautiful realm that spread across the expanse of an asteroid belt. He remembered Taako, and how they’d fallen in love there, too, but it was soft, slow, and in secret.

    It was the 71st cycle of the Stolen Century. The Starblaster crash landed on one of the asteroids of this plane, and the Light of Creation fell far away and out of sight. They must find it before it slips into the wrong hands, before Taako falls too far in love to back out, before the Hunger arrives to destroy them all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    195,428
    Chapters:
    30/31
    Comments:
    338
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
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