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    Trautonium_Corvid and T_sizzle have been online boyfriends for eight months. It was love at first sight of their mutually terrible Grindr profile pics.

    Kravitz and Taako have been working together at the corner deli for all of eight minutes, and they already hate each other.

    Will our heroes ever reveal their identities? Will they learn how to run a basic social media search on romantic prospects? Stay tuned to watch this whole facade crumble around their ears! Eventual smooching guaranteed.

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    Lup has always known she's different. In recent years, that hasn't been a bad thing-- the gates to the palace are open, her brother has a wonderful boyfriend who cares about him, and the kingdom is safe.

    So why does she feel so empty?

    (The Frozen 2 AU that no one asked for)

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    What does it mean to be a team?

    More importantly, what does it mean to be a family?

    The inhabitants of the Starblaster figure that it's a lot of different things.

    Part of it is being there.

    Part of it is being missed when you're not.

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    Nearly 18 years ago, the demon Orcus, Prince of the Undead, waged a short and brutal war against the Raven Queen. She and all her reapers were either captured, or destroyed. All of them.

    But a failed mission to the Plane of Thought proves that - not all was lost. Kravitz's soul endured and he may just be the key to winning the war against Orcus and keeping the plane from collapsing into chaos.

    Now NO ONE TELL HIM ANYTHING.

    Memory loss due to Reincarnation, Hurt/Comfort, and all the emotional torment I can possibly put them through.

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    After two years, College freshman Barry Bluejeans returns to fencing to try and get in shape. He doesn't expect to become the chauffeur for the Starblaster high school team, to get roped into not-technically-larping, or help this kid study for his Bar Mitzvah. He certainly didn't expect to find a community--or to fall in love.

    Meanwhile, Taako is pining for a hot dancer boy, Lup is planning her escape, Magnus is helping overthrow the student council at a school he doesn't even go to, Mavis is fighting with her father, Angus is desperate for a mystery to solve, and Lucretia--well, it's hard to know exactly what's going on with Lucretia.

    It's a TAZ High School-ish Fencing AU! There's a lot going on.

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    34/46
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    251
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    25
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    Lup and Barry fall in love. Slowly.
    Very slowly.

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    15/?
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    The first time Lup watches Taako die, it's Barry's job to get her through it.

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    The Seven Birds. They worked in the shadows. Quick. Fast. Smart. Very few people knew the name, and those who did were far too scared to utter it.
    But that was before they found the Hunger. Before they found the Light. Before they found the Voidfish.
    Before the Seven were erased from reality.
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    "Uh, my dudes?"
    "Yeah?" Taako pointed at the vines surrounding Merle, the actual steel that Biceps over there just bent, and his own cell phone, which had just turned into a block of chocolate in his hand.
    "What the fuck."

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    15/?
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    When Kravitz was in 6th grade his school set up a pen pal program, matching them with students who spoke Elvish. It was a simple program, they would write their pen pals letters in elvish as practice, and their pen pals would write them back in common. None of the pairings had lasted until the next year when it wasn't a requirement anymore.

    None, except for his and Barry's. They'd been matched up with siblings, a pair of twins.

    That had been ten years ago, and Taako and Lup had never stopped writing them. Him and Barry had never stopped responding. He could say with certainty that Taako and Lup were their best friends. So when they mention possibly getting kicked out of their family's home again it's not hard to throw out an invite for the two to come visit some time, if they ever need a place to stay.

    Kravitz just wasn't expecting a knock on his door as soon as he put the letter in the mailbox.

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    It's a classic case of "the show must go wrong". The Faerun High School drama club's performance of their original jukebox musical "Where Luck Comes From" seems doomed to fail when disaster upon disaster piles up during rehearsals. Is the show really just cursed with terrible luck? Or is something more sinister going on behind the scenes?

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    Ever since Wonderland, the lower half of Taako's body just...doesn't work as well as it used to. He hides it for as long as he can, but he can't keep it from his family forever.

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    5/?
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    When Kravitz was a child, a Seer told him that he would be killed by True Love's Kiss.
    It was only when he met Taako that this became a problem.

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    Chapters:
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    Prince Taako of Neverwinter is having a hell of a week.

    First, he's kissed by a handsome stranger at a birthday ball he didn't even want. Then, a woman who looked exactly like him --only able to introduce herself as Lup before she's captured by guards-- almost kills him. And if that isn't enough, some kid comes up to him and tries to convince him to rethink his loyalties to his king and to Lucretia, his royal adviser who won't answer any of his questions.

    It's looking more and more like he's going to have to take matters into his own hands.

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    Taako scrubs at his eyes, growing frustrated at what little control he has over himself, and through it all Barry just sits there, a presence neither welcome nor unwelcome at his side, rubbing his back.

    He wishes it was Lup instead.

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    It's finally time. The magic cycle is upon the IPRE crew, and at first it seems pretty normal. Sure, it's a boring planet populated solely by polluting humans and animals of all shapes and forms. But how come some of the media asks them about these McElroy folk? And why are three of their own starring in a graphic novel?

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    3/?
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    And she was there, looking at Barry like he had recently returned from the grave, a flush rising to her face, looking, for the first and only time Barry had seen her, out of her depth.

    He would not shake her hand. Instead, he inclined his head in a small bow.

    “Miss Taaco,” he said, “It has been some time since we last met. I trust you are well?”

    “I am, Mister Bluejeans, thank you,” she replied softly.

    He allowed himself one moment precisely to think how exceedingly beautiful she looked in all her finery, and then he turned away.

    ~~~~~

    Get it? it’s Blupjeans? And regency? ReJEANcy????
    A series of tumblr snippets playing in this space. Likely more to come.

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    “I can probably make this work” -me, moments before disaster. I keep making these AUs and no one is stopping me.

    Inspired by this post: https://herbgerblin.tumblr.com/post/612891963315847168/tumblr-giveaway

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    227
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    33
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    After being trapped in cave for who knows how long, Lup encounters a pair of adventurers. Will they help her find who she's been looking for?
    Basically, the entire podcast, but Lup and Taako essentially switch places (with some adjustments).
    SPOILERS

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    32/?
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    10
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    Taako gets hit with a curse and gets turned back into a kid. It's like all of those fun "this character is a preschooler" fics, except he gets turned into a fantasy middle schooler, which is much much worse.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    71
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    10
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    Sigfriede Holly Taaco-Bluejeans was born into a symphony of noise. Pure, endless, joyful noise that only came from the people in her family who all loved her and thought the world of her. Perhaps they thought more than just the world of her, but that was none of her concern for now. Her concern lay more within herself and how the world treated her. The years she spent at home learning from her family never showed her a day of hate, never showed her a reason to know what hate meant. She would be shown reasons for anger, or even rage, but hate was not something this family stood for, and Sigfriede Holly Taaco-Bluejeans wanted to make sure hate was not something the world would stand for either.

    A little blupjeans baby dumb idea that turned into a full fledged multi chapter plot line that my friends convinced me to publish. Special thanks to timeforlupsopinion on tumblr for the support of my dumb OC and beta-ing the fic for me!

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    139,608
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2511

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