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    Taako texts a wrong number. Kravitz responds. Everyone else is confused, but they're going with it.

    (6:32) so we have moved from strangling to murder
    (6:39) This is… still the wrong number.
    (6:41) i know i’m crowdsourcing ideas. quick, best way to hide an extremely tiny body?

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    A Balance Arc Christmas Carol! Coming at you just in time for the inscrutable Candlenights- maybe. We never truly know when it will come.

    Starring:

    Taako as Scrooge
    Lup and Barry as the Marleys
    Magnus and Julia as Fred and Clara
    Carey and Killian as the Charity Collectors
    Istus as the Ghost of Candlenights Past
    Merle as the Ghost of Candlenights Present
    Raven Queen as the Ghost of Candlenights Yet to Come
    Lucretia as Bob Cratchit
    Davenport as Mrs. Cratchit
    Angus as Tiny Tim
    Mavis, Mookie, June, and Keats as the Cratchit Children
    Kravitz as Belle
    Avi, Johann, N0-3113 and Sloane as Partygoers

    And Garfield the Deals Warlock as Fezziwig

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    People are disappearing in Neverwinter.
    When Taako’s twin sister Lup disappears without a trace, he and their partner in crime Barry (who’s not-so-secretly in love with Lup) start out to find out where the fuck she went.
    They are accompanied by Carey Fangbattle and Magnus Burnsides, both of whom are looking for their wives- Killian and Julia- who have disappeared under the same mysterious circumstances as Lup. Also in their ramshackle party is the best detective in the world, thirteen year old Angus McDonald. He hasn’t lost anyone- not in the same way Taako and the others have, at least- but he felt it pertinent to lend his considerable skills to the cause. When they’re joined by the wayward pseudo-cleric Merle, and Kravitz- an emissary to the Raven Queen- Taako is left wondering when he will stop attracting the attentions of clingy strangers, if Barry will ever admit his feelings for Lup, and if the mysterious Kravitz is single.
    That, and of course, where the fuck his sister is.

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    You can't plan a wedding all by yourself.

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    A collection of drabbles I posted on tumblr, feel free to send in your own prompts!

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    16/?
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    It’s not like he wasn’t a vain person. Taako knew he looked good and definitely knew how to show himself off – if you look this good, you gotta strut your stuff, y’know

    Having his exceptional good looks stripped from him hurt real bad.

    Taako didn’t admit it of course.

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    That is not dead which can eternal lie.
    And with strange aeons even death may die.

    -H. P. Lovecraft, "The Nameless City"

    Eight years after the Day of Story and Song, Taako and Kravitz have settled into a comfortable life together. But when a goddess falls ill, will it destroy what happiness they've found and the order of the world along with it?

    Updates on Mondays!

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    ...

    Lup took Barry’s hand. “Wanna watch the world end together?”

    ***

    A deep dive of each year of The Stolen Century, mostly centered around the development of Barry and Lup's relationship, with a look into the changes and growth as individuals of each member of the IPRE crew. And also, an exploration of the disturbing nature of the light of creation.

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    If anybody looks at the lease, they’ll see that the house actually belongs to Julia and Magnus Burnsides. But walking inside, they’d have a harder time figuring out who’s actually in charge, and who’s a weird roommate, or quasi-uncle, or just some kid who wandered in.
    They still laughingly argue about how Taako and Lup got there.
    “No,” Julia will insist, chuckling, “I’m pretty sure that I we helped them stop that bank robbery.”
    “Nuh-uh,” Magnus will laugh back, “They were robbing the bank but they liked us enough to stop!”
    And then Taako will throw a loose brick in their general direction, and Magnus will catch it and crush it, and whatever criminal they’re super-illegally pursuing will be intimidated enough to surrender right there, or at least freeze long enough for Davenport to fly into his face and knock him out.

    Oh, yeah.
    Because the Burnsides and the Taaco twins and Davenport aren’t just weird suburban roommates. They’re also superheroes.

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    Ex-Reclaimer Taako has been locked up in the Bureau’s prison, and no one seems to know exactly why. When Angus McDonald takes it upon himself to investigate the matter, he finds himself wrapped up in a colorful tale of seven unlikely friends uniting against a common enemy, as told by Taako himself. But as the story progresses and the stakes (both imagined and real) start to rise, the lines between fiction and reality begin to blur. With nothing to go off of but a string of symbols and a gaggle of not too not familiar characters in a cryptic fairytale, will Angus McDonald be able to solve this mystery and discover the story’s true meaning before it’s too late?

    Premise drawn from the 2006 film The Fall by Tarsem. Don't need to have seen the movie to enjoy the fic, but I highly recommend it.

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    Self-indulgent band au, because I really wanted Lup to be able to run across a bar top with a microphone fucking things up. Also Kravitz with a guitar sounded like a killer concept. It's mainly Taakitz based, and rock Nicholas Sparks-esque.

    But look, I have very little plot as of now which is why this description sucks, just give me like two chapters to try and figure out what I'm doing and I'll fix it.

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    Lucretia really didn't mean to spend her sophomore year of college running from the police for a crime that she did, admittedly, try to commit. Adopting the world's greatest detective was also not in the seven-step plan. And the decision to steal more unfathomably powerful and mysterious artifacts? Not a recommended part of getting through her journalism and abjuration joint major on track -- but now she's here, so, what the shit:

    She's gonna do this, and it's gonna be baller.

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    The prompt chosen for day 13 was "Gags" - Lup gives Barry a lesson in making himself heard.

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    A collection of short ficlets posted on tumblr in response to prompts and asks.

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    The Gods of Faerun have gone missing. No one knows where they've gone or what could have taken them away. But without them to maintain the delicate balance of order and chaos, life and death and fate itself, it won't be long before the world begins to come apart.

    It's time for the Seven Birds, emissaries of the gods themselves, to save the world again.

    (Set in the Emissary Davenport series, but this story can be read on its own.)

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    Taako/Sazed at first but a slow burn Taakitz coffee shop au. Might have violence later will update tags as necessary. 1st fic, slow updates because I’m self conscious

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    In which Taako gets messed up by some very bad, very nasty necromancers, and people realize, but then something goes terribly, terribly wrong.

    Taakos not in his body anymore. This time, its because he's dead.

    (whos to blame?)

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    So what if some of those recordings Duck listened to at Greenbank were from a certain seven other people we all seem to love? Let's find out.

    or: The IPRE kept trying to send messages to their home world but Earth picked them up instead.

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    The lines have been drawn, and Davenport is ready for battle. Like it not, he cares about this plane, and he's going to do anything to save it. But when his fights don't take quite the turn he expects them to, well... it's all Davenport can do to keep himself and his family alive.

    Playing the villain and Umbridge's lackey, Hogwarts just got a whole lot more complicated.

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    Seven (young and not so young) adults were looking forward to a relaxing Saturday while playing this new game. Advertised as a "RL Sims"... probably a mixup of VR and RL. No big deal, still an exciting game to try.

    Less exciting are the meteorites that are heading their way.

    (Seven Birds play Sburb AU.)

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    14/?
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