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    The days in between Phil and Clint’s unceremonious first meeting, the subsequent escape and (most) of the days that followed.

    This is a follow up to the first part of this series, you will want to read that first.

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    9/?
    Comments:
    19
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    73
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    6
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    1132
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    The Combine have won. Yet will the remaining resistance find a new life to call their own out in celestial nothingness?

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    23/25
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    48
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    69
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    5
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    So I got asked to write this for a certain someone, they know who they are....but I know there are alot of you out there who want to cuddle a chubby southern man

    Therefore I got you guys, this is for you Barney lovers out there who love thicker men. bc Im one of them and honestly who the hell doesnt want to cuddle up to a bigger man and nap a little?

    if you dont then you're lying because you're here reading this.

    Language:
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    2,336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    24
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    Barney's asked to investigate some "unauthorized biological signatures" in Sector C. Imagine his surprise when they're all wearing HEV suits and have bright green eyes. He kisses them all better, of course.

    Language:
    English
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    796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    213
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    Clint Barton is running from the monsters of his past when he stumbles upon a strange little town tucked away from the world. A town full of people who keep warning him not to go wandering or he'll be lost to the ghost that haunts the town. But Clint doesn't believe in ghosts, and something keeps calling out to him.

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    English
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    126,288
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    59
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    185
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    5257
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    Gordon rooms alone, while Barney does not. They decide to remedy this and move in, together, but they only get so far before everything's ruined.
    So much for domestic bliss, right?

    Language:
    English
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    3,121
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    193
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    After the Black Mesa Labs collapsed in 200X Barney thought he lost his love forever. Black Mesa rebuilds as a small suburban town. Gordon Freeman wakes up almost exact 20 years later confused in a tram and covered in blood. Is the new Black Mesa as nice as it seems?

    Title is a work in progress, I may change it, bc its a mychem song. Ratings may change as the story progresses.

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    10,639
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    448
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    Phil Coulson, Ianto Jones, and Stephen Strange, the triumvirate at the Head of the Wizard's Guild, have their hands full. Loki has escaped his prison in Asgard, with the help of the last of Hydra. A new magical threat in the form of powerful Artifacts may be on the horizon. Even more evidence of neglect of Cardinal and Void children comes to light. It can only get worse.

    Clint Barton's life is finally looking up. He has a family that he thought he would never have. But then he sees a face from a past he would just rather forget. And a prophecy by the UnEarthly Child is about to come to pass.

    Steve Rogers is settling into his new job as Knights' Commander of Triskelia, and his life would only get better if his best friend, Bucky, were able to join him in it. But Bucky has been cursed by Hydra, and there's no guarantee he'll ever be the same even after the curses have been removed.

    Oh, and Tony Stark is messing with something he really shouldn't. So what else is new?

    Baron Nick Fury has a plan. One that will either work out, or be an absolute disaster. No one is quite sure which it will be. Not even the people involved.

    Events are moving to their inevitable conclusion. Or are they?

    Series
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    English
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    205,605
    Chapters:
    67/97
    Comments:
    559
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    6084
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    "What exactly could possibly be worse than death?"

    "Being stuck in stasis for a whole twenty years of your life only to come back and find out your friends and family have been fighting an entire war without you, Barney."

    (Major Spoiler Warning for Half Life Alyx.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    167
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    Barney tries to choose between humanity and Gordon Freeman.

    [AU where Gordon is part of The Combine and Barney has to get information out of him for the resistance.]

    Series
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    English
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    1,902
    Chapters:
    1/8
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    155
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    “Just like Budapest all over again!”

    “You and I remember Budapest very differently.”

    Or, another “What happened in Budapest?” fic, but mixed with a fix-it.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    19,323
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    584
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    Finally getting some alone-time with your partner is supposed to be comforting and calming. Though, not so cuddly if your partner was brainwashed by the enemy. Not to mention that he wants to kill you. Barney Calhoun has dug himself a deep grave this time.

    Part of an AU written by Citracid. Thanks for all the discord conversations that kept me up at 4am bro.

    Series
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    English
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    2,157
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    130
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    26 missions STRIKE Team Delta went on together, from Abidjan to Zagreb.

     

    Natalia looked at the man, at the way out he was offering her, at the sniper rifle slung over his back, and took his hand.

    Language:
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    27,666
    Chapters:
    17/26
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1757
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    Gordon's been working himself too hard, so Barney takes the night shift just to catch him in the act.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    54
    Hits:
    442
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    These are a series of Oneshot stories based around Barney & Robin's relationship through the series and after they get married, these are also alternate scenarios during the series and after.

    Language:
    English
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    377,032
    Chapters:
    83/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    3685
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    Gordon Freeman has never been one for friends, which he's told will hurt him later on. He was never keen on listening until he meets one Barney Calhoun, a terrible Security Guard with a thing for conspiracies.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    37,038
    Chapters:
    19/20
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    315
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    4178
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    Barney and Gordon share a little conversation about why he and Benrey look so... similar.

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    English
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    888
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    167
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    It had been a trap. It had been too easy.
    They’d known that going in. They’d thought they could outsmart the Combine, take the bait and get out scot-free. They’d assumed that the Combine would never just let them walk away with a stash of weapons and supplies like that, surly they’d never be that foolish-
    The Combine had taken Barney from them, they’d taken his sight, and then they’d given him right back.
    And there was nothing they could do but watch him break.

    -----

    “Good work, Gordon!” Kleiner announced, strolling into his office after Gordon, arms spread out to his side in victory. And it was then that Barney had noticed- there was a second name on Kleiner’s door now. One belonging to a ‘Dr. Freeman’. Huh. “And Barney, better luck next time, eh?”
    Barney had opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again and made a sound akin to a balloon losing air. Kleiner had waved him out of the office, chatting away about some new project he had to get started on, and it was only when the door closed behind him that it occurred to Barney he’d never even gotten to say anything to the new guy.

    Language:
    English
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    12,896
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    154
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    "You work here? Well I guess that explains the constant coffee smell." 

    "Uh yeah that's right. Figures they left the guy rusty with ASL with you huh? What can I get for you sweet cheeks?"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    896
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    144
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    Social Media Fic! Revolves around the "Apoc Squad" and their adventures on social media...

    @hawkeye was right, @tonystank needs to revoke their internet access

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,902
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    725

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