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    On Halloween night, Chano Amenguale detains Arthur Fleck as a suspect in a mugging. While waiting for the victim to identify him, Arthur is held in the cage with a goon charged with disorderly conduct. Is Fish’s ghost story from 1956 destined to repeat itself?

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    In an alternate reality, an anxious, phobic housekeeper teams up with the cops from Barney Miller and the folks from A Gifted Man to save Arthur Fleck from a life of crime.

    Most events from Joker are present, but with a different outcome. Lots of liberties are taken with location and timeline.

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    A woman arrives at the 12th Precinct with no memory of who she is; Wojo arrests a man for protesting in traffic. Sequel to "Enough."

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    Harris and Yemana arrest a dissatisfied art patron; an all you can eat buffet is antagonized by an insatiable customer; Chano is drawn to a mugging victim with a devastating secret. Takes place between Season 1 and Season 2.

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    Harris gives Dietrich a birthday present.

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    Wojo works crowd control.

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    Dietrich is crabby. Harris has had enough.

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    Prompt- snowball fight. On their way home from work one night, Harris and Dietrich have a little childish fun

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    Harris and Dietrich grouse about a recent weekend vacation.

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    Small fic based on Murphy's Cops Law #2: The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick, and choke harder too.

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    Annie Halsey is a cop transferred to the 12th Precinct. Her new partner turns out to be someone she knows intimately.

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    Marq Kyle is a cop at the 12th Precint who's dating Larry Bird. She becomes a true believer in vampires. Rudy Pasko shows up and wants her to be his queen. Will true love conquer all?

    Seriously, it's a fucking mess. All spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors left intact.

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    I’m pretty sure this marks the transition from Barney Miller fics to Boston Celtics fics. I guess I moved on from my crush on Wojo to Larry Bird.

    I actually don’t think this is horrible, but it ends abruptly and of course the plot points are ridiculous.

    As always, all spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors left intact.

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    Barney Miller/Hunter mashup.

    So, a slight reboot from the other Jules Tyler pieces. Jules & Wojo haven’t gotten together yet, and I think it’s a whole other timeline. It seems like I took an episode of Hunter and made it fit the Barney Miller characters.

    Danny Vermin is a character in the movie “Johnny Dangerously.” Again, go see it!

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    A Barney Miller/Stephen King’s “Thinner” mashup. I just. Wow. Same character, a gypsy curse, a green hickey that supposedly tracks the wearer (don’t ask, ISTFG), and an abrupt ending with no resolution whatsoever.

    The 88 Magnum is a plot point in the movie “Johnny Dangerously.” If you haven’t seen it, shame on you. Go watch it.

    That last monologue is a whole litany of quotes the real JMK (real initials, name changed) and I used to say in high school.

    As always, spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors left intact.

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    I think this was just an exercise in me describing my room. That’s it. That's the fic.

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    New name and actor in mind. Still beyond far-fetched. She’s a cop who just so happens to have access to Yankee Stadium because reasons. She’s also a nurse, so a nop? A curse?

    As always, all spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors left intact.

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    So, this is a continuation of the pot brownies piece. It’s the same girl, and she and Wojo are an item. She is also bat shit crazy. The conclusion she jumps to is ridiculous, her payback is even worse, and she seems to get off on hitting Wojo when she’s not being all clingy and starry eyed.

    If the shoving sounds familiar, it’s from the Bosom Buddies story. And actually Bosom Buddies. Such a good show.

    As always, all spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors are left intact.

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    Pretty sure I just took an episode of Barney Miller, copied it and inserted the character into it, stealing lines from Harris, mostly.

    You guys remember what dialing a phone was all about, right? A rotary phone? It was the 70’s. Google it.

    I clearly put Dietrich in the beginning of this thing and then said he was off that day a little later on.

    There’s a big gap at one point where I literally left a space of a guy who I apparently couldn’t think of.

    All spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors left intact.

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    This one was dated, too. I was only 14 and it’s the earliest one I found. This time around it’s Barney Miller and it was prompted by a UFO my mom and I thought we saw one night driving home across the Napeague Stretch (it’s a thin strip of land from Amagansett to Montauk, NY with the bay on one side, the ocean on the other).

    Anyhoo, there’s the UFO, there’s a love story, and a kidnapping. All in less than 1000 words.

    As always, all spelling, grammatical, and punctuation errors are left intact.

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