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    Subject: Gordon Freeman, Age 27, Male
    Status: Uncooperative
    Assignment: Temporal relocation in progress

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    a theoretical physicist and his best friend, a hivemind of dozens of security guards with the same face and voice

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    Alyx Vance has been abducted. Adrian Shephard is brought back from stasis. I don't know what I'm writing.

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    This is my own version of epistle 3 cause I thought the ending sucked! Major spoilers ahead for every Half-Life and Portal game except HL:Alyx (there will be references to it though). Critiques are always welcome!

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    Luckily, Gordon's as inept at tutoring as Barney is at imaginary numbers.

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    Barney's body has changed over the past 20 years. Gordon takes stock.

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    Gorgeous Freeman's version of Barney Calhoun arrives in the Gordonverse just in time.

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    What you see is what you get, I love this myth and am using a few different tellings of the myth to write this and adding my own personal touches so sorry if this doesn't fit the telling you know.
    it's gonna hurt by the end so get strapped in.

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    Cooperative games are often analyzed through the framework of cooperative game theory, which focuses on predicting which coalitions will form, the joint actions that groups take, and the resulting collective payoffs.

     

    Gordon Freeman's got a sequel to get to, whether he likes it or not.

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    Sequel to Of Ratts and Men. City 17 may have been destroyed, but the Combine still reign supreme over Earth. Not only that, but Eli is miraculously alive and Alyx has gone missing. Now, the half-life gang must search for the fabled Borealis, an Aperture ship long gone missing, in order to retrieve the portal technology they need to find Alyx and finally beat the Combine. Lucky for them, three of the best candidates for the task have just emerged from a crumbling underground facility. Not so lucky for the Half-Life crew, the Combine has found them first.

    Follows the events of HL: Alyx, mostly canon-compliant but the timeline may be less so in order to bring all these characters together at once. Spoilers for all associated Half-Life and Portal games, including the ending of HL: Alyx. No warnings apply, but rated teen for non-graphic violence and war-related themes as well as mention of PTSD and Schizophrenia.

    Update Corner (3/2/2021): Ch2 is in the works, approx. 45% complete? I have long flowery descriptions. They take time.

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    He doesn’t get jumped on his way to where he’d last seen the remaining Combine, so he takes that to mean one of two things – either they’re one leg in the grave already and can’t do much anymore, or they’re planning something. It fucking stings still to know that he’s hoping for the former.

    He steps around the final bits of crates and the collapsed segment of the roof, and-

    The Combine is sitting with their back propped against the wall, staring right at him, and something about it sends Gordon’s stomach plummeting.

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    Gordon's worries come true, Barney has a change of plans, and neither of them know a thing about fashion.

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    doing a writing challenge for a week except i'm. definitely not gonna finish this in a week. oh well i'll post the chapters when theyre done. all oneshots, based on prompts.

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    The game had been completed, and the weight of the final message hung heavy in the Player's mind. He took a break from his games to process the things he had experienced during his adventure.

    But the game was not done with him just yet.

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    The research associates apart of the Black Mesa Extraterrestrial Research Division are a... unique bunch. In more ways than one. However, there is an undying question they fear the answer to. What would happen if any of them got assimilated? Well, in this timeline, we see one dark possibility. Exchanging one threat for another.

    This story is based on the events of the tumblr blog blackmesaerd ( https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/blackmesaerd ) run by themarginalartist, and is a fan au of later events that happen there.

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    On a late shift Barney meets a very strange creature in the lower labs of Black Mesa, fortunately for him (and unfortunately for his co-worker) he just had to show someone his new pet.

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    Gordon rooms alone, while Barney does not. They decide to remedy this and move in, together, but they only get so far before everything's ruined.
    So much for domestic bliss, right?

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    this is based off the one room in hla thats thought to be barneys hideout. look it up on yt if u want

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    Alyx Vance finds herself in the void after a horrible day. After spending what could be an eternity in it, she is dragged out by a man in army clothes. Left alone, she finds herself in a house full of people who are so close to what she left behind. Will she find her old life? Or will she be stuck in the new one she finds herself in?

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    Gordon finally notices Barney's Heterochromia which causes some arguing and some sweet, sweet comforting

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    A rewrite of the intro of Half-Life 2 but it's kinda gay and a lil OOC

    Barney makes Cheesy jokes and Gordon just eats it up <3

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